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Oh, I see.

I read "but her emails", when they so clearly meant "but HER emails".

Did... Did she just confuse HERSELF with her ownmental gymnastics?

15 years, ZERO plans.

This right here? This is why I don't trust people.
I allow myself to like someone for two months, and then BAM!
John Fucking Fetterman.

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Hague.

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All of this is from the importer's perspective.
What about all of us who have been PAYING?
J/K, it's in Trump's pockets.

www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

Probably because she's named in JD's phonebook "The Couch".

Losing is her second favorite place, after being at the altar.

Ever play a JRPG and talk to a dog, only for it to say "Bark!"?
That's how I feel about Fetterman's vote.

I don't know what else I expected.

It is NOT a bad deal. It's a shakedown.

I wish them all a very, merry, "go F**K yourselves".

I am so sick of More Punchable Cyril Figgis...

You'll have to forgive me for thinking it would last a week...
My heart goes out to those were hurt the worst, but willing to endure.

All for literally nothing. I am livid.

I'll tell you what. We'll name something after your, once you've done something of merit. ANYTHING of merit.

I apply the same logic to racists.

So, the entire GOP...

He's contemplating falling over, so people are paying attention to him.

Wearing your High School class ring past your 20's

#JustBoomerThings

Fines for the rich should adhere to the Fibonacci sequence. EVENTUALLY they'll learn.

Oh, I don't know, sending them to prison instead of endorsing them for office?

You fucking genius.

Didn't you fuck up Star Wars?

You know all those babies you demand on being born? They need to eat, Mike Johnson.

Stephen Miller wants a race war, looking like he wouldn't survive a germ race.

Well, at least his eyes can't hide the irony...

This man absolutely knows he needs a drill to fully disable a HDD.

Pedo's of a feather...

That test had nothing to Intelligence Quotient, which is already a pseudoscience.

A friend is a wonderful thing.

My fingers vomited typing that...

And how well we can season pork.

It's where he's burying his next ex-wife.