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Martin Kelly

@martingkelly.bsky.social

Middle aged chest doc in Derry, living in beautiful Donegal. Music is my balm.

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Post image 12.11.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Trump lies

Trump lies

This reads like someone describing their dream journal after overdosing on NyQuil and Fox News.

11.11.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 538    ๐Ÿ” 115    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 92    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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when you wear a size 9.5 shoe but the 8.5 was on sale

11.11.2025 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11350    ๐Ÿ” 1277    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 582    ๐Ÿ“Œ 399

Hard to believe, but seeing is believing!

09.11.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the most surreal, brilliant moments I've ever seen! It's like something out of a surreal or absurdist movie. Or Monty Python!!

07.11.2025 23:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tell me more about โ€˜Sleepy Joe.โ€™

07.11.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24391    ๐Ÿ” 8071    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 959    ๐Ÿ“Œ 448
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Horrific. If you didn't know this was USA, you'd say it was a maverick middle Eastern state. Horrible. Brutal.

05.11.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rare serious post

When I arrived here in an ambulance, sirens and blue lights going, Saturday night, I was terrified, I was genuinely scared, I thought I was going to die.

But people from all nations and walks of life fixed me and cared for me, and all for free.

Thank fuck for the NHS.

Pint?

04.11.2025 14:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 292    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

This *must* be the Southern Alps on NZ south island? Gorgeous.

04.11.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mansun - Wide Open Space (Official Promo Video)
YouTube video by Paul Draper Mansun - Wide Open Space (Official Promo Video)

#90sTop30
#musicchallenge

Unranked

28. Mansun - Wide Open Space

There's a few songs on my list that remind me of my Uni years, and this was everywhere in my first year.

youtu.be/KE0DR47TwQU?...

03.11.2025 06:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 30    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This could be an Irish woman

03.11.2025 08:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 465    ๐Ÿ” 77    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
Cartoon that says itโ€™s pitch black out, what time is it, is it midnight, it feels like midnight. Response: itโ€™s 5:27pm

Cartoon that says itโ€™s pitch black out, what time is it, is it midnight, it feels like midnight. Response: itโ€™s 5:27pm

Itโ€™s timeโ€ฆ

02.11.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 631    ๐Ÿ” 99    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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The Epstein files?

03.11.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 202    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

An absolutely embarrassment to the country. Shame on him.

03.11.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.

31.10.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20775    ๐Ÿ” 6767    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1401    ๐Ÿ“Œ 688
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Portrait of Andrew Mountbatten (hiding).

31.10.2025 10:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 111    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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BREAKING: Canada "Mulling" Expulsion of US Ambassador, MAGAT, Pete Hoekstra Hoekstra Spent the last four days gaslighting Canadians as "Anti- American" Lying About Trump "being done" with 51st State Threats

Make it so !

deanblundell.substack.com/p/breaking-c...

30.10.2025 12:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 219    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
Two young grizzly in a field eating a carcass.

Two young grizzly in a field eating a carcass.

Grizzly cubs often stick together for a year or two after their mom shows them the door.

These two are enjoying a nice fresh carcass while waiting for

THE EPSTEIN FILES.

30.10.2025 16:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 563    ๐Ÿ” 94    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Yeah,I Get It ! This Gets Old,But
Kamala Was Right About
EVERYTHING........

30.10.2025 10:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5709    ๐Ÿ” 1650    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 341    ๐Ÿ“Œ 86

sure, let him keep the nuclear codes

30.10.2025 11:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1697    ๐Ÿ” 513    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 157    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

One of the best, sir!

30.10.2025 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Woman named Amanda Miranda Panda is arrested for shoplifting 'Panda was arrested without incident', say police, while stifling giggles

Amanda Miranda Panda
metro.co.uk/2014/12/03/w...

30.10.2025 12:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Beaker and Bunsen!!

Beaker and Bunsen!!

Winner from my work's Halloween 2025 pumpkin decorating contest.
#halloween #muppets

29.10.2025 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Just stumbling around YouTube and come across a clip of The Doors from 1967 singing "The Crystal Ship"...and, well, my God. You forget just how bloody good they were. What a time to have been alive. Jim Morrisson was such a character. So wonderfully enigmatic. ๐Ÿ‘Š Now they're doing "Light my fire" ๐Ÿคฏ

29.10.2025 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Christ, that's insanely childish.

27.10.2025 17:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mighty!!

27.10.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Farage: epic grifter

27.10.2025 12:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7591    ๐Ÿ” 4201    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 209    ๐Ÿ“Œ 393

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