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Richard Watson

@richard-watson.bsky.social

Newcastle season ticket holder in the Gallowgate, 100+ Away’s and counting. Occasional scribbler for true faith. Views are my own. I own far too many #NUFC shirts.

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Latest posts by richard-watson.bsky.social on Bluesky

Marseille Booked, now… how to tell Wor Lass I’m gan Gallivanting again and two weeks before Leverkusen 🤔 🤣🤣 #NUFC

29.10.2025 13:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That flag outside SJP is the exact reason why other fans think we’re fucking morons.

01.09.2025 19:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Hope Isak steps on a plug this morning #NUFC

01.09.2025 06:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A tiny tinge of disappointment as Woltemade takes the 27 shirt not the 9.

30.08.2025 10:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

(To the tune of that’s amore)

When the ball hits the net

With the speed of an airforce jet

it’s Woltemade

When the ball hits the goal,

it’s not Shearer or Cole

It’s Woltemade

(Stolen the second one from the Zamora song)

29.08.2025 08:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hope he’s enjoyed that coaching from the Portuguese Ferguson for all of three weeks.

27.08.2025 20:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How’s that move to Manchester Reds looking now Benjamin? 😂😂#NUFC

27.08.2025 20:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I like Strand Larsen, scored plenty of goals in a god awful team and has decent feet for a big lad, but I’m with you Marcos Leonardo has to be a high priority if he’s available.

25.08.2025 07:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They’re legally only allowed to fine him 2 weeks wages a month

24.08.2025 17:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We were trying to sign him from Santos before he moved to Benfica.

22.08.2025 17:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Waiting for Tindall to rock up in this on Monday Night Football #NUFC

22.08.2025 11:00 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

To the tune of Waka Waka

63 Million down the drain
Alex Isak trains on his own again

#NUFC

19.08.2025 23:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have Sky Sports gone to the Jim Radcliffe school of cost saving? No studio tonight like?

15.08.2025 20:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The difference is…

Our fans aren’t constantly on Brentford’s fans accounts telling them that they should just accept it.

Wissa was back in training with his team mates as Brentford were prepared to let him go once a replacement was found.

We have *negotiated* with Brentford on price…

15.08.2025 10:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My thoughts currently on @tfnufc.bsky.social

14.08.2025 16:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think Wolves, Bournemouth and West Ham will struggle this season, IMO I don’t think any of the promoted teams go down

13.08.2025 20:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The “No Dickheads” policy immediately rules out Alexander Isak from a switch to North Wales.

13.08.2025 14:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Two Wembley trips in 6 months for Liverpool and Two losses and Isak judges these to be elite…

10.08.2025 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Id never delve in to the netherworlds of beyond paywall without just cause or desperation not quite there yet.

07.08.2025 21:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As it’s loading switch your phone to airplane mode, thank me later.

07.08.2025 20:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

One of his best mates is Steve Harper who currently works at the club, so he will have inside knowledge.

06.08.2025 21:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Cup winners cup even.

06.08.2025 18:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I doubt it is (but you never know), as I believe they only wore it in two games, once in the premier league against Southampton and in Champions League against Partizan Belgrade.

06.08.2025 17:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Chelsea have 75 defenders
Man Utd have spunked their load on Sesko
Liverpool have VVD & Konate
Arsenal have Gabriel & Saliba
Man City have Stones & Dias
Spurs have Van De Ven & Romero

We might actually stand a chance with this one.

06.08.2025 17:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(The one I previously had wasn’t in my size)

06.08.2025 17:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve had one previously, but sold it before the carabao Cup final in 2023 and regretted it ever since. I have a small feeling that this one could be matchworn would love to see if I can get an expert to take a look at it.

06.08.2025 17:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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My latest #NUFC shirt purchase been searching for one of these in my size for roughly 8-9 years. Absolutely magic and definitely wearing first home game of the season

06.08.2025 16:06 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

On top of Elanga

05.08.2025 13:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve said to my mates for weeks Jamie Vardy on a free at the end of the window and that’ll be our only signing.

05.08.2025 13:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s honestly like an arsonist praising a firefighter.

04.08.2025 18:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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