Emma Webster

Riker, man’s best friend. ❤️🖖🎉

"A future president, even dumber than you, will allow Qatar, the country that harbored Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, the architect of the plane attacks in NY, PA, and DC today, and whose royal family will help him escape capture by the US, to build a military base on US soil to train Qataris to fly jets."

If you have a deep rooted desire to beat the shit out of women and torture children, you too can be an ICE agent.

AIC, but Jay Z with the Roots needs to be in contention.

I never even heard of this tour bill. It's like a teenage-me fever dream!

Always buy the tickets. #PearlJam

Shhhhhhh we don’t do that type of real math.

With condolences to our democracy, I dissent.

On the verge of homicidal rage, I dissent.

Because my colleagues a corrupt motherfuckers, I dissent.

You think the file names of Sotomayor's dissent was fuckyoufuckyouandfuckyoutoo.doc?

How the hell Brown, Kagan, and Sotomayor don't smack the actual shit out of their colleagues, I'll never know.

Trying to find Jeff Ament court side at the NBA Finals was the best Gen-X where’s Waldo game. #PearlJam

Housewives were on a lot of drugs back then. 🤣

Colorado wants in.

two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse . ALT: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .

And then the refs piled on. I hope the Nuggets recuperate and rethink in the offseason.

two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse . ALT: two knights are standing in the woods and one of them is saying i 've had worse .

Then the refs piled on.

Wait till you see the underwear they sell as shorts for little girls.

There’s my church, I sing in the choir. #PearlJam

ICE would post up outside the manger to disappear Mary to a foreign torture prison after snatching the baby Jesus and holding him in a private, for-profit tender-age detention facility.

You mean to tell me that Chicago gets to claim Michael Jordan, the first Black President AND the first American Pope? Good lord you ain't going to be able to tell them NOTHING.

I have visions of orcas with fighter jets flying in my head.

Gordon stepping up in every way!

Strawberries and cream.

BUFFETT this am:

“Trade should not be a weapon. In the United States, we've won. I mean, we have become an incredibly important country starting from nothing 250 years ago. There’s nothing like it.”

Swalwell says the House Judiciary republicans just voted to allow Trump to deport US Citizens. From IG:

Maybe I have what it takes to be a judge after all.

Last week it was Michael Crichton vs. George R.R.Martin in my head with dire wolves. This week it’s Dan Brown vs Conclave in my head with the death of the Pope.

republicans are disappearing people under the guise of fighting antisemitism and can’t even pretend to give a fuck when a jewish governor’s house gets firebombed on passover

I’m not pleased as a divorce attorney.

Booth, sure! But Malone? I adore him.