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Lily Catastrophe

@lilycatastrophe.bsky.social

got bottom surgery, did a show about it. comedian and burlesque performer. titiro ana ki te Whanganui-ā-Tara i raro i te korowai o Te Ati Awa. Not often here. she/her/ia

44 Followers  |  47 Following  |  33 Posts  |  Joined: 10.08.2023  |  1.9066

Latest posts by lilycatastrophe.bsky.social on Bluesky

space bugs space bugs

20.07.2025 19:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ough no I fell off the platform 🔃🔃🔃⤵️

07.07.2025 20:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Never Forgive Them In the last year, I’ve spent about 200,000 words on a kind of personal journey where I’ve tried again and again to work out why everything digital feels so broken, and why it seems to keep getting wor...

EAMONN have you read this www.wheresyoured.at/never-forgiv...

05.07.2025 12:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Lil models!!!!

29.06.2025 10:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hadn't been on here in AGES - thank youuuuu x

15.04.2025 03:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ahhh it's been ages since I've logged in on here; thank you so so so much for this! I'm glad you enjoyed it and hope I can get back to Nelson some time soon <3

15.04.2025 01:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Attempt YES succeed SOMETIMES (god I love her)

17.11.2024 19:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

more like shadow of the nerdtree ayyyyeeeeeeee ::high fives all around::

16.11.2024 21:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

not me booting this app up this morning

16.11.2024 21:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what like the font

08.02.2024 07:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

get well soon 🫂

03.02.2024 19:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I LEGITIMATELY thought the use of National Park here was a descriptor when I first read the headline and not the name of the place

03.02.2024 19:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oh no!!!! you will be perceived 👁️👄👁️

01.02.2024 20:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

slay queen who is too cool and will beat me up in a fight

01.02.2024 20:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is, in fact, a perfect description of the elevator in the apartment block i live in

24.11.2023 18:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

oh I have absolutely done this on a regular basis

24.11.2023 18:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am! The recovery has smoothed out and I’ve been kind of getting my energy levels back although I’m doing lots of napping still. But it’s all coming right and I’m so excited for everything that comes next! 💕💕💕

13.11.2023 00:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re always super interesting! But also yes lurking is super legit haha

25.10.2023 15:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been in and out of sleep and when I’ve been awake I’ve been pretty out of it because of the painkillers I’m on, but things are looking good and I feel like I’m on the home stretch! Fingers crossed I’ll be back up and walking on Saturday 💕

18.10.2023 09:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is what I’ve imagined a hi-potion from Final Fantasy would look like irl

18.10.2023 08:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you so much! 💕 yesss it’s all i’ll be thinking about afterwards 🐍⛑️

11.10.2023 21:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re so welcome 💕

24.09.2023 09:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re a cutie 💕

24.09.2023 07:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aww thank you; I’m really feeling the awhi 🥰

24.09.2023 05:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thank you 💕 it really means a lot. i’m going to therapy but sometimes i just am full of the sads and my other social media channels are full of people who it would hurt

24.09.2023 05:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh… oh my god

23.09.2023 09:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love Ella 🥰

22.09.2023 01:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh I really do tho, just me and the moon knowing best

06.09.2023 02:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

same honestly

06.09.2023 02:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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