The Jack of Kingfield

Commissioner Abene, I am writing you once again to ask that you support open parkways around the uptown lakes this summer. I don't envision a near future where residents won't be scared of potentially being abducted by ICE. Please help keep our neighbors safe and allow the lakes to be enjoyed by ALL minneapolis residents opening the parkways to noncar traffic and putting more space between residents and the roving ICE vehicles in our neighborhoods.

Great minds…my follow up from a week ago

It has been a month and she has not replied

I have no idea why I started following you but now I know why I will continue to. Keep the chickens coming

Additionally, now that our city is under ICE occupation, open parkways has the additional benefit of keeping residents safe in our parks by not allowing ICE to drive their blacked out SUVs around the lakes where residents are trying to safely enjoy them. Putting additional space between ICE convoys and residents is vitally important to allowing ALL residents to enjoy the parks especially as the weather gets nice. Please do not enable ICE to terrorize people in our beloved parks by blocking Open Parkways.

Additionally, now that our city is under ICE occupation, open parkways has the additional benefit of keeping residents safe in our parks by not allowing ICE to drive their blacked out SUVs around the lakes where residents are trying to safely enjoy them. Putting additional space between ICE convoys and residents is vitally important to allowing ALL residents to enjoy the parks especially as the weather gets nice. Please do not enable ICE to terrorize people in our beloved parks by blocking Open Parkways.

What stage of hyper-fixation on local politics includes emailing your park board commissioner asking them to support Open Parkways around the lakes as an Anti-ICE measure?

Lmao “my aunt at 43rd and pilsbury suuuuucks”

Go off, Tell em about the boundaries of Kingfield. Let em know about south of 36 and north of 46 and west of 35W and easy of lyndale

Thank you for defending kingfield. Everyone in Kingfield (minus the salvation army store owner and 1 guy with a suspiciously upright US flag) hates ice and supports eviction pauses.

I worry that John Edwards will use this to garnish more handmaidens

I would die for rightside chicken. Left chicken does nothing for me

A car with a lot of quirky bumperstickers. Eg “bagels on board”

#bumperstickersofminneapolis

I censored the license plate so no one adds it to to their ICE database as a joke

We’ve been doing no MPD but have still been paying. We gotta try to stop paying for a month

Can we just try no MPD for a month? Use that money for mutual aid and rent relief and if it fails, then mid April we can have an MPD again. I sort of doubt most people would notice

The bar for every local and statewide office has to be: during the federal occupation of Minnesota did you do more to help the people than the average wine mom. If the answer is no, you should not run

3rd precinct on fire with the text: give us the Nobel peace prize

If you’re in your 30s and your friend group isn’t talking about:
-where to put their nobel peace prize
-who to buy groceries or pay rent for
-when your patrol shift starts
-license plate numbers

You need a new friend group. Your network is your net worth

Protest art in the kingfield, central, and powderhorn neighborhoods

Wtf are MPD getting ptsd over? They have not done anything in this city in months

Love it

Minneapolis resident taking perverse pleasure in it being too warm for the sick St Paul jackets

I trust rainville and his allies will consider this public questioning of a business to be just as big an affront and slippery slope as they considered the public comment session for the ICE hotels liquor license to be.

Sign: ice we are watching you

A loon on a lake holding a “don’t tread on me” flag

More protest art

House with a Giant skeleton with anti ice sign around its neck

Giant Skeletons of Central making their stance known

A normal dude in a Minneapolis crop top

Had my shirt people do a quick mock up. You may be shocked to learn that customink does not offer men’s or unisex crop tops as an option so some subtle photo manipulation was required

More “flaggy” version of the People’s flag of Minneapolis

City of lakes flag: green background with 2 rows of blue waves and a white wave in the center

The People’s flag

A group of men wearing South Minneapolis branded crop tops and short shorts. The picture is not shitty, don’t let anyone tell you it looks bad.

The St Paul Corduroy jacket has been giving St Paulers too much confidence.

We of South Minneapolis need to strike back and reassert our rightful claim to culture hegemony by releasing our own merch: crop tops, tanks, mesh half shirts, and short shorts. Belly buttons belong on Nicollet.

Sunrise with a tree in the center

Will ICE, Trump, Vance, and Emmer demand I thank them for making me be outside to see every sunrise for the last ~2 months?

Anything other than: 10 mile run and then start cranking on beers and tacos the rest of the day is doomed to fail. Trying to do 5+ miles after 24 beers is not happening

A gloved hand holding an “adopt a stop” bus card

Taking this bad boy for a spin. I encourage anyone who has the time and ability to occasionally pick up trash the nearest bus stop to sign up for Adopt a Stop

It is vitally important for the future of our country that 1/3 to 1/2 of the kids in the city don’t feel safe enough to come to school. A nation is great when its children are unable to get an education for fear of armed men in the streets

You might want to look up Ken Bone. He did not keep the good will lol