Ruben

I really gotta have this treatment,,,,

Heheh, thank you!!!!

Im peak yeah :3ccc

I hope for both our sakes that you have a pretty stretchy body—-

I think there’s like- a waver I can have you sign or something when we drop off your order :3

I’m technically not allowed to endorse misuse of my product buttt,,, I do wanna see what happens,,,

I can do gallon drums if that suits your needs better!

Again, my legal team has advised me to warn you to NOT drink a gallon of Bup™️ cola in one sitting

We are not liable for property damage caused by, but not limited to-

Excessive bloating, hurricane level toots, or popping-

Always good to see a satisfied customer <3

I’m actively losing my mind over this 😵‍💫

Your shapes are so adorable!

I *am* giving out sample packages~

It’s gonna be in my face please and thank you

Gmnfff,, n-nothing like some good customer feedback…

Right in my face,,😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Oh absolutely!! I’d love to send you a sample package of some of our best selling flavors!

Well good! This face was made for skunk butts, it’s scientifically proven!

Hshdjfjfjjdjdjd??!!?!!!

O-playing into my weakness,,, 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

I’m ready to see what happens,,,,

Sounds good!!! You can place your order in my DMs!

Although my legal team has recommended that I should draw as you from drinking them all at once-

Bup™️ cola is safe to drink for organics and synthetics alike!

We do however, have a few flavors for our patrons of a purely mechanical persuasion!

May I recommend the Terra-watt tootage flavor?

You can order it through me :3

I’m the ceo

Most certainly!! I’ll even give you a discount if you sit on my face :3

I think he wants something from you...

For @theonlyren.bsky.social !!

Ngl I'm super proud of how this one came out

(Featured flavors: 💙Winterberry Wind, 🧡Orange Outburst, 💜Grape Gurgles

You tired of regular old sona? Do you want some excitement in every sip?

Then you’ve gotta try Bup™️ cola!

Every bottle is infused with a roaring wind just waiting to bubble up in your tummy~

Please drink responsibly!

Uh oh seems like this one has nothing but air in their head :3c

For @ddrkittty.bsky.social !

can I PLEASSEEEE give him some tummy rubs..? He looks like he could really use some,, 🥺

I mean,, true. Gosh I can’t argue with that- he is beautiful

Skales, honey, I love you babe- but why do you have to have such complicated patterns??

My big hubby,,

Nice! Car maintenance is a bit of a drag imo but it needs to get done >w<

That’s lovely!!

My friends keep trying to get me to play- I want to! But I’m lowkey full up on “stuff I collect”

If I get into it I might run out of space to display my other collections in my room XD