HumphsDad

Park life..!!!

Great idea but it'd never catch on here thanks to the UK's mindset on property ownership being similar to the Yanks & theirs with guns; To the rest of the world it looks ridiculous but it's so deeply ingrained in our national psyche, we can't see how daft it makes us look.

Sadly...

Farmers markets for mince, harvesting rainwater for washing....have you gone all fucking hippie?

A British crow is asking passersby if they're alright.

Because Musk's no longer involved.

Sadly, he's just the tip of the iceberg.
Whoever the POTUS is doesn't really matter to the people really running the show from the shadows.
I genuinely don't think there will be any elections in the US for the foreseeable, so electability is no longer a requirement for whichever puppet they install.

I've been saying for a long time that the only way this ends is with Civil War 2.0

There's literally no other way.

5 more get-ups for work before we disappear to Spain for 2 weeks.

Can not wait...

Start 'em young.

Is that where you get your wanky cans from too?

Or are they from an artisanal craft micro-brewery run by some cunt called Tarquin?

That's exactly what I've just used.

Doesn't look too bad now it's been cooked.

#BWFC Well that was pretty wank, wasn't it?

Not a fan of the way they vacuum pack mince for supermarkets nowadays.

It completely alters the profile of the product & makes it more difficult to use.

It's like trying to make a minced beef & onion pie with a tin of corned beef.

2/10 Not impressed.

Can you still call yourself a fan if you've never heard of half your own starting eleven for the opening game of the season?

Asking for me.

#BWFC

Yup.

Despite what the NRA have been saying for years.

Clever.

Fucking-A!

It's happening.

Good luck.

Genuinely. From the UK.

Buy an AR-15 & learn how to use it.

Hey...no shit?

We've known this shit since before the election.

Project 2025.

Remember that?

Yeah well that's what they said they'd do & now they're doing it.

What's the plan?

Beyond posting shit like this on social media?

How would they test them in extradimensional realms exactly?

With them being kids.

On Earth...

In this dimension...

Fucking awful, innit?

We know they've only got a short life when we invite them into ours.

Doesn't make it any easier when they go though.

Wouldn't change it though, obviously.

Frustrating, annoying at times but always loved.

Because of the unconditional love they give us.

Priceless.

Don't sweat it though, mate.

We lost Humphrey in January after 13 years & I'd give my right leg to be out there in the garden with him tonight.

(Sorry to make it all maudlin.)

YouTube video by Living Dot To Dot Ignacio Lopez - Why Spain Hates The UK

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mre3...

With you on that.

Humph used to grumble his way out & then pretend to wee.

I'd stand there going "Yeah...good try but...no."

And then we had a stand-off for 10 minutes.

He'd sniff around for a bit then eventually succumb.

And I scored a small victory.

Rinse & repeat...every night.

What's this thing with Yanks dropping important letters of words?

"Suppose" in this example & "chill" instead of "chilled."

Twats

Been there, done that.

And it leaves you frustratingly & exasperatedly asking "You've done the hard bit...you've got up & gone out...in the cold...out there..."SO WHY HAVEN'T YOU HAD A WEE?"

A cursory glance at my bio would already have given you the answer to that question before you engaged in this discussion.

Internet 101 (as I believe you Yanks say...)

Yer country's fucked.

Fair comment but I still think it's doable.

A session's what...2 hours?

So that's 19 or 20 overs at today's meandering rates.

54 runs in 20 overs can be knocked off comfortably in no-risk singles & twos.

Dig in, defend the good balls & score off the rest.

Here's what's just this minute been recommended to me on YouTube.

And to think...people say it's just full of unwatchable click-baity AI-generated slop these days.

(And they'd be right in the main...)