Is there a chapter in it about how to keep swerving sanctions after being charged with 115 breaches of Premier League finance rules?
05.03.2026 21:36 —
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Early days yet, but certainly looking that way.
05.03.2026 20:25 —
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05.03.2026 20:20 —
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Enoch Powell vibes.
05.03.2026 20:12 —
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Krishnan Guru Murty's being a bick of a dick on C4 News tonight with the way he's asking questions.
He's asked 2 separate politicicians (one UK, one Spanish) if they "want America to lose (the war)?"
Be fucking better.
05.03.2026 19:27 —
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Look at me!
I've got over 20k followers & I'm too cool to use basic puntuation...
05.03.2026 18:57 —
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Punctuation...try it some time.
05.03.2026 18:54 —
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This situation's bad enough without dickheads posting AI slop for engagement.
05.03.2026 18:49 —
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Can't have been that "beloved" then, can it?
05.03.2026 17:45 —
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Mental.
bsky.app/profile/hunp...
05.03.2026 17:32 —
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The fact we got within 5 runs makes it a bit worse for me.
Brook takes that catch & we'd have beaten this lot.
05.03.2026 17:22 —
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Er, yeah...that was the whole point.
05.03.2026 17:17 —
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We're still in this.
How are we still in this?
#TheCricket
05.03.2026 16:32 —
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Spam..?
"Fully-automated unsolicited generic information data nugget repository" you mean, surely?
05.03.2026 16:24 —
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The same technological pinpoint accuracy that was used to slaughter children in Gaza now being used to slaughter children in Iran.
05.03.2026 08:24 —
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MS Dhoni dyes his beard.
Ponce.
#TheCricket
05.03.2026 16:19 —
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I'm old enough to remember when 253-7 was considered a decent score in domestic limited over competitions like the Gillette Cup & Benson & Hedges Trophy.
#TheCricket
05.03.2026 15:19 —
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*won't*
05.03.2026 15:13 —
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*can*
05.03.2026 15:11 —
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Right...what we going to panic & wind up all-out for?
About 90?
#TheCricket
05.03.2026 15:09 —
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Don't panic.
We just need 6 or 7 quick wickets in the next couple of overs...
05.03.2026 14:11 —
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We could do with about 5 or 6 quick wickets in the next couple of overs here.
#TheCricket
05.03.2026 14:09 —
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(Hatches cunning plan)
I shall apply for asylum, get denied (b/c I'm British), pocket the £40k & fuck off to Spain.
Where do I sign up?
05.03.2026 14:05 —
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...but it *is* Eastenders. 😜
05.03.2026 14:03 —
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The premise & set-up for the gag in the final panel is spot on. 😜
05.03.2026 14:02 —
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That's going to cost us massively, isn't it?
#TheCricket
05.03.2026 13:46 —
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To be fair to Portillo, (now there's a sentence the 20 yr old me could never have imagined writing), he's half Spanish & lives in Spain, so he is kind of "local".
05.03.2026 12:38 —
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"my parenting WhatsApp group"
Yeah...says it all.
05.03.2026 11:26 —
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