Melodramatic Trash Mammal

They deserve their fate

I'm just a little hungry. I promise not to eat *all*of them~

I want to say you're almost obligated to

Can I have your contact list? As a treat? 👉👈🥺

You 💜

I'm sure it has a soft spot for you as well. Probably just a bit deeper in

#vore

He caught you peepin' on a yawn in public.

He hits you with this look for a second or two over the heads of the crowd.

He knows.

🎨pineray

Today is going *great*. >w<

Nah, just my lower back. I can't bend it basically at all

Aww fuck. Lower back pain.

I look forward to several days of being unable to effectively bend my back properly.

I'm not even hungry. I just really like eating people. :9

The benefits of drinking water as sold to me:
More energy
Better cognition
Clearer skin

The reality:
Piss. So much piss.

If you want to convert me to your religion, it couldn't hurt if your god at least tastes good.

I ate the flesh and blood of the Christian god in Sunday service, and I'd rather not worship someone who tastes that bland.

Aww, thank ❤️

Aww, thanks Tavi. Love ya

Love this wolf

Aww, love ya too, Nico~

Happy Thanksgiving, to those that celebrate. I'm grateful for everyone in my life who's stuck with me despite how difficult I am to be around at times.

There is nothing "mere" about this coyote~

The lord can't save you here

Coyote!

Food never goes to waste, it always goes to waist.

That's like, episode 2.

#vore

I've mastered the one-man pizza party—wherein I devour enough pizza for a pizza party all by myself. Plus the pizza fox too. It looks like the couch was a bit limiting and I rolled off into a nest of pizza boxes. I truly can sleep through anything.

🦊ekto.pet
🎨kkrisalis.bsky.social

Somehow I always end up posting stuff early morning and night. Why am I like this.

You know how Rowling had Hermione create a house elf rights group and mockingly made the acronym SPEW?

Apparently they went out of their way to make sure the translations in other languages were just as bad or worse. In Hungarian it was MAJOM, which apparently means monkey.

Jesus fucking christ.

A customer yelled at me because they sent an email with a child's HIPPA information to the wrong parent and I told them I couldn't delete or unsend the email.

Like what do you want me to do? Hack google's email server?

This need will go unfulfilled, as always, because I'm me.

Probably your serg at the start. But that's what I first saw you as. I've liked all your iterations so far. You have great taste in coloration.

Just fold your tail over your tummy. They'll never know.