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Chicken vodka?

27.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

mr president, you look strong and powerful and important every time you do exactly what zohran mamdani suggests. all of the cool and popular people are saying this

26.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 440    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

All I'm taking away here is that Sid can definitely play for another 16 years no problem

21.02.2026 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

homegurt

16.02.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For some weird reason, "I took my wife and kids with me to the p*do island for lunch" just isn't sitting right with me

13.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you vote for gavin newsom over aoc you are a racist and a sexist

13.02.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

this was a joke. you'd be racist to vote for gavin newsom no matter who he's running against

13.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Me talking to Bad Bunny last Saturday: "Oh you say you love the Western Hemisphere? Name every country between Longitudes 20Β° W and 160Β° E!"

09.02.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Child at the podium: β€œA woo woo woo.”

Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our cityβ€”and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.

06.02.2026 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 42881    πŸ” 7417    πŸ’¬ 1064    πŸ“Œ 1888

That Uma Thurman song by Fall Out Boy. Why is the Munsters theme in this?

04.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"you can't just make up quotes to reply to" you'd be surprised

02.02.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 465    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2
Screenshot showing that r/Conservative, noted bastion of free/awful speech, is now ranked just one above us in weekly visitor numbers.

Screenshot showing that r/Conservative, noted bastion of free/awful speech, is now ranked just one above us in weekly visitor numbers.

Please make it your new resolution to visit AskHistorians once a week, because we've never been this invested in overtaking another community.

01.02.2026 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2445    πŸ” 501    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 35

I’m old and have a lot less at stake than many people. If I get arrested, I won’t lose my pension. If I get shot, I’ll lose 10-20 years of arthritis getting worse and worse. I have no reason not to rouse a little rabble.

31.01.2026 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7208    πŸ” 586    πŸ’¬ 243    πŸ“Œ 167

I'm not exaggerating when I say this is the best video I've seen so far this year, watch it now

31.01.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've had an EV for about a year now (just a boring old Chevy Bolt). And yes, very happy with it. It takes only a little bit of time to get use to and learn how to manage your battery life. For the record: I still have level 1 charging at home, but I do have free L2 charging at work.

30.01.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If I can get AZ to join can we please get a hockey team back here?

29.01.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Solidarity across race, class, gender and other lines confuses and scares the fascists because they don’t understand that kind of love for strangers and neighbors. Many have never felt it. It is a physical demonstration that their ideology is a dead end.

28.01.2026 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 251    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A note to all the celebrities, athletes, and CEOs who are too afraid to speak out in the current climate: We don’t need you. But we will remember your silence in this moment.

25.01.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1085    πŸ” 282    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 26
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One developer’s tool strips AI and other junk from Chrome, Edge, and Firefox A developer released a free tool called β€œJust the Browser” that disabless AI features, ads, and other unwanted junk in Chrome, Edge, and Firefox.

Holy fucking shit this is awesome use this now

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21.01.2026 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7498    πŸ” 3146    πŸ’¬ 58    πŸ“Œ 137

This one will for sure get you verified I have faith

22.01.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Block them

17.01.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I get the boarding major. I don't understand anything else that was called after that.

14.01.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

well at least i'll run out of things i have to do and then i can live happily ever after

13.01.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

*hand to earpiece* sorry what's that now

13.01.2026 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel

13.01.2026 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3393    πŸ” 604    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 21

Only if it's pronounced lay-ghoul-ass

01.01.2026 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree

25.12.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2186    πŸ” 383    πŸ’¬ 96    πŸ“Œ 30

The word order here made me think you had just started eating chocolate for the first time a day and half ago

25.12.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0