Eliezer

Toddler and Pit Bull. Toddler and Pit Bull both sit at a bar with drinks in hand. Pit bull says "she's taking the kids in the divorce..." Toddler puts his hand on pit bull's shoulder and says "that's fucked up man." The extremely worried bartender says "neither of you can be in here!!! Who served you drinks?"

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a man and a woman are running out of the ocean with the netflix logo in the corner ALT: a man and a woman are running out of the ocean with the netflix logo in the corner

Pronto

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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #8,645,172!

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Queria conseguir regular meu sono não aguento mais não render direito

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Hackearam-me

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Eu amo demais a minha namorada, graças a Deus encontrei essa mulher

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