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Pike Malmateer

@delahowarya.bsky.social

Hates my favourite hockey team, loves rock n roll & wrasslin'

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The Sopranos - Junior thinks he's on the TV
YouTube video by Tony Soprano The Sopranos - Junior thinks he's on the TV

Still one of the funniest sopranos moments

youtu.be/Xnv5GsQGS7E?...

09.03.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Harsh bro

But true.

08.03.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tank, because β€œobviously you can’t win any games even if you try your hardest” kind of tank.

08.03.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, at least this is a good tank plan 100%

08.03.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup exactly. I have no fix and no explanation. Just the same observational scenes we get to witness decade after decade. The Shanny era with Dudas and the magnificent draft hauls should have been cure.

07.03.2026 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Shanny was supposed to be the solution to those aimless years & we all know how that worked out. Now we get an aimless Pelley who has no clue about hockey operations & decided to give himself the President title but seems in no hurry to hire someone who may fix things. It’s always Groundhog Day here

07.03.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a chair . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in a chair .

Pelley after Berube’s last few pressers, Tre’s deadline trades and the overall state of the Leafs

07.03.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re not part of the turbo team! You don’t run with us!

06.03.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pawn broker: $3.00
Tre: Bro, I bought the watch for $150.00
Pawn broker: $3.00
Tre: it still works man! Cmon, I even put a fresh battery in it and had it shined up too!
Pawn broker: $2.50
Tre: SOLD!

06.03.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

10000000%

06.03.2026 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s continuously and unanimously nominated for his dramatic performances, so yep.

06.03.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!

06.03.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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a man is making a funny face while wearing a black shirt and a silver chain . ALT: a man is making a funny face while wearing a black shirt and a silver chain .

Let the good times roll.

06.03.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup!

06.03.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly, I never saw how McMann could’ve fetched a 1st to begin with but there he goes.

06.03.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The young Craig Button looking like a freakishly large headed version of Ross from Friends gave me a chuckle though.

06.03.2026 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Brad…..

06.03.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For me, I’m only keeping Willy. Maybe Knies too but everything else is on the table.

06.03.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie says sell it all in front of a woman ALT: a man in a suit and tie says sell it all in front of a woman
06.03.2026 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My point isn’t a prop. His time should’ve ended months ago but this organization is too fucking stupid & chicken shit to do anything to improve or change. In his case, they keep him on like rotting cheese in the fridge. Its this organization that’s a fucking joke and they dont give a shit.

05.03.2026 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahaha! Classic!

05.03.2026 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If there’s one person in this entire organization I feel bad for right now it’s actually Berube. He’s the equivalent of that guy at work who really wants to do a good job, works hard but constantly fucks up, coworkers are no help, wants to quit but knows eventually he’ll be fired. Stuck in a rut.

05.03.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This has been one of the most depressing eras of Leafs hockey. Everything that has been going on organizationally is akin to painting the bricks of a brick house to make it look newer.

04.03.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Go!

04.03.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The way Tre’s been trading it’ll probably be Laughton and Cowan for a 4th and an aging AHL 7th D-man.

04.03.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There was a pizza and juice boxes in the dressing room after the game for them tonight.

03.03.2026 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 03:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy fucking birthday, Max.

03.03.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

1000000% I never had issues with a reg season game ending in a tie.

03.03.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0