Pike Malmateer

Holy shit.

Because the only thing floating here is Cuomo’s brain

I’m sitting on the fence with this one. The original was quite phenomenal for its era and the remake with Cruise was very good IMO. This new one has dirty litter box written all over it but I’m still intrigued.

Aside from the heavy weights (Seinfeld, Curb, the Office, etc) here are 5 off-the-beaten-path, hidden gems if you will, comedy shows you should watch (in no particular order)
Still Game
I Think You Should Leave
Flight of the Conchords
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Portlandia

a woman with blonde hair is smiling in front of a shelf with bottles on it ALT: a woman with blonde hair is smiling in front of a shelf with bottles on it

Or seafood via Man Hands. Weak list. 😞

Kung Pao. Where’s the god damn Kung Pao on this list?
Pike likes his chicken spicy.

I like constantly“step out” to look at the garden

London is controlled by meth zombies and sadly the Beef Baron is just a sleazy afterthought.

WTF?!?! Lesnar!?!?!

Ridiculous…but fun!

Ok then…..Seth Rollins, motherfuckers!

CM Punk, motherfuckers!

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Probably $1.3M and another win for the Nicky Bobby camp.

Change a movie title with the words, "Epstein Files".

Saving Private Epstein Files

Because keeping a strict gym/workout routine while trying to stay alive in a food scare existence is mandatory.

Warrior! 🫡

Mozzarella is the blandest cheese out there. Substitute it with Montasio (Friulano) and thank me later.

Until anything remotely interesting happens with the Leafs, I’m going to start posting random observations:

Chourico is better than chorizo.

Stubs toe on the coffee table
TIME TO BLADE

Fuck!

Addiction was so much more affordable back then. What happened? 😢

Ahh! I’m not tasting the (not so) smoothe drag of a filterless leaf fire.

DuMaurier’s too? Lol!