If my work computer could talk, it would scream.
15.03.2025 17:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@violetbaddi.bsky.social
π‘ Suburban mom and secretary by day, π₯ Secret double-life enthusiast by night! π Entertainer π https://www.instagram.com/violetnaughtyy
If my work computer could talk, it would scream.
15.03.2025 17:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My idea of self-care? Finishing a coffee while itβs still hot. βοΈπ₯
14.03.2025 22:49 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0DIY projects are fun until you realize you shouldβve just hired someone.
14.03.2025 15:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Iβll clean that laterβ β me, every day for the past year.
13.03.2025 22:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Grocery shopping alone feels like a luxury vacation. π
13.03.2025 15:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A full coffee cup is the closest thing I have to hope.
12.03.2025 17:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can fix a leaky faucet, build IKEA furniture, and survive toddler tantrumsβ¦ I deserve a medal or at least another glass of wine.
12.03.2025 15:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Office supplies are my version of retail therapy. βοΈπ
11.03.2025 22:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My superpower? Answering emails while mentally on vacation. π»π
11.03.2025 17:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My kids treat bedtime like it's a negotiationβ¦ and they're winning. π©
10.03.2025 17:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know what I bring to the tableβ¦ and I am not serving just anyone. π
10.03.2025 01:01 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Everything you want is on the other side of consistency. π‘
09.03.2025 12:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am not perfect, but I am perfectly tempting. π
07.03.2025 03:57 β π 8 π 2 π¬ 1 π 035 is a weird age. Too young for AARP, too old to understand TikTok dances. π€·ββοΈ
07.03.2025 00:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dangerously sweet, but I have got a wild side. π
06.03.2025 03:57 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Nothing humbles you faster than your kid saying βewβ to the dinner you just made. π
05.03.2025 23:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Motherhood: where βme timeβ is just going to the grocery store alone.
05.03.2025 23:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sweet as sugar, but I bite. π
05.03.2025 04:26 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Being a part-time secretary means doing full-time work in half the time.π
04.03.2025 23:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some people go out on weekends, I rewatch my comfort shows and pretend to be social.ππ
04.03.2025 22:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You canβt spell βfunβ without me. π
03.03.2025 04:41 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Every time I clean the house, my kids take it as a personal challenge to destroy it. π
03.03.2025 04:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The goal is to be βthatβ momβthe cool one who still somehow has her life together. Wish me luck. π
02.03.2025 15:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Too hot to handle, too wild to hold. π₯
01.03.2025 04:03 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wine is basically fruit, right? So technically, Iβm making healthy choices. π·π
28.02.2025 16:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Look, but donβt touchβ¦ unless you ask nicely. π
27.02.2025 23:02 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Going hiking today! Which means preparing for my kids to complain the whole way up. π
27.02.2025 19:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Some people run on caffeineβI run on chaos, sarcasm, and whatever my kids didnβt finish eating. βοΈπ
27.02.2025 13:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Too hot to handle, too wild to hold. π₯
26.02.2025 01:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Netflix asks βAre you still watching?β Yes, obviously."
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