Crypto Rick

El Salvador Buys the Dip: Adds 6 More BTC to Its Holdings El Salvador purchased 6 BTC in a single day, defying IMF calls to halt its Bitcoin strategy and boosting its reserves to 6,111 BTC.

Imagine Bitcoin is so expensive now a country only adds them six at a time to their stash cryptopotato.com/el-salvador-...

You might have caught wind of our brilliant new efficiency plan! Forget far-off wars, we're bringing the action right to our doorstep in Greenland, Canada, and Mexico. Much more budget-friendly! Plus, our troops can enjoy a nice weekend getaway at home.

XRP or ADA, what has a bigger future?

When will Bitcoin hit $150k?

Bitcoin hits $100k!

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls "love" is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed"

The world awaits $100,000 #Bitcoin

And free crypto to the masses...

I can hear you Clem Fandango!

One of the new genius staff of #DOGE asked how the Democrats—who rig elections, control viruses and the weather, while secretly running government—keep losing elections to halfwits. Congrats to my staff member who is now chief astronaut of our one-way Pluto mission! 🚀 #PromotedToSpace #SpaceX

Liking this....

Donald and Elon can’t get enough of each other. “Elon is probably the only other man in the world who can truly relate to President Trump,” said one person who’s watched them interact.

Donald and I really vibe--what can I say? Growing up in apartheid South Africa was the perfect prep course for our friendship 💁‍♂️

Bluesky now has over 20M people!! 🎉

We've been adding over a million users per day for the last few days. To celebrate, here are 20 fun facts about Bluesky:

Alt coins starting to properly move now.

Trump expected to attend Starship launch with Elon Musk Reports that president-elect will go to SpaceX event show how close his relationship now is with Elon Musk

The President-elect told me last night I'm the son he always wanted. He says his actual sons give off major Tom and Greg from #Succession vibes. I hope he doesn't think I'm Kendall.

Bitcoin is aiming for $110K The cryptocurrency market is down 0.5% in 24 hours to $3.08 trillion.

Seems like the sky is the limit here.

🎯 Our efficiency roadmap:
Step 1: Fire everyone we don't like
Step 2: Fire the people who hired them
Step 3: Fire elected politicians we don't like
Step 4: Peak efficiency

RFK Jr. Shares McDonald’s With Trump After Trashing His Diet Kennedy has frequently called out McDonald’s french fries for being made with what he believes are harmful ingredients.

🤔 Our genius cost-cutting advice to POTUS: Replace all government meals with $5 takeaways. Who needs nutrition when you can have budget savings? Next up: Replace all office chairs with cardboard boxes! 📦 #GovernmentEfficiency #BargainBrain 🤡 www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-share...

A schmeckel is worth $1,48.