Darcy

Gonna start telling people that my parents adopted me from a horror convention. “Born in a hospital in the 80s” is so passé. Sooo happy for y’all (you & George here, you & @sludgecentral.bsky.social, the whole gang)!

78 days until Halloween.

If I didn’t have crippling social anxiety, I would start a support group for people who suffered childhood exposure to Christopher Lloyd’s severed fucking head when that ‘87 episode of Amazing Stories aired. I don’t hear about it often, or really at all, but Jesus Christ. I think about that a lot.

Might as well share some seasonal miscellanea from around the house as something vaguely resembling a Halloween countdown. Bonus if it serves as a slight distraction from the *gestures vaguely and at everything* totalitarian hellscape. 79 to go.

I’ll finally be able to watch Freaked and Destroy All Neighbors as a double feature! 💚

Rejoice, for the King has returned! 🐰💀

This Billy Madison reboot sucks shit.

Disgusting traitor. I hope Closeted MAGA: Casual Friday Edition’s constituents primary the fuck out of him as soon as possible.

Ah, yes. Ronald McDonald: The Great Purveyor of Salt, Grease, and *checks notes* Personal Hygiene. #nostalgia #junkfood

The speculators over on Reddit seem to think that we’ll see a new physical release of Freaked this year! Trying not to get my hopes up, but man, that would be awesome.

Yesss, we love a petty queen!

Welp, I guess this is my sign to revisit Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. Maybe I can hold out until Amazon delivers my V8. You know, really make it an event. 🍅

I wrestled with the weight of choosing a “theme” for this account before concluding that the pendulum will swing wildly & with reckless abandon from my frivolous interests to my political views. Enjoy the ride or enjoy fucking off, I guess.

I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.

I know that feeling! Trying to take the good with the bad. Downside: Constitutional crisis. Upside? Apparently Alex Winter is extremely cool, like, way cooler than previously known. Just another day of looking for the light in these very dark times!

“We live in such a wild timeline. Who knew that not only would we one day become The Resistance, but that we would be fighting next to f-ing Bill S. Preston, Esq.?” - Actual conversation at my house last night, while discussing #teslatakedown

This claim, from the same guy that staged and starred in the infamous, Hollywood-style Luigi perp walk. 😆

This claim, from the same guy that staged and starred in the infamous, Hollywood-style Luigi perp walk. 😆

This was a really weird way to announce that you have no idea what an abundance of oversight already exists within every federal agency. You should really better familiarize yourself with what exactly is already done to track output before you make these embarrassing public statements.

After the weekend’s email fiasco? To my astonishment, he’s even more of a dick than he was prior.

My sister in law likes to masquerade as a “professional” cake decorator and this is the only way she applies frosting. Not implying that the other methods require actual talent, but I do have my suspicions.

I spent the week recovering from this and was so damn happy just to be upright and cleaning my kitchen this evening (a chore that I usually dread). Very unintentionally celebratory “I cheated death” vibes. That thing was rough! Take good care of yourself.

Peep these almost-too-perfect #snowflakes that my kid caught today. Pretty rad, huh?

Fuck, you beat me to it. This x1000.

First, I love that he had to reiterate the part where you called Musk a dick. Second? Frame this, definitely.

He looks exactly as one would expect someone named Leland Dudek to look. Disrespectfully.

I made a New Year’s resolution to eat more ice cream, just for fun. Little did I know this would become my survival ice cream, but here we are.

My husband has burn pit asthma from wartime deployments. Gotta make sure the next generation is battle ready!

Meincraftmobile, even.