Dr. Julie Chernov

Compelling thread. Thank you @thomasjuneau.bsky.social

@danielmkim.bsky.social, you've been summoned.

Julie, why don't you defrost shrimp in a bag or in an open bowl?

Well, Ruth will tear into the bag, grab shrimp and run off or faceplant into an open bowl, grab shrimp and run off. Even if it's still partly frozen.

As I said, she plots.

No. Goodie is in NY. They don't live together. They only visit.

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Shrimp is one of Ruth's favorite foods. W/ chicken or fish, she begs. W/shrimp, she plots. When she couldn't open the tupperware where they were defrosting, she faceplanted into a plate of shrimp tacos, grabbed the plumpest shrimp, and ran off to hide with her booty. #cats

Dayum, you're gorgeous.

Does this mean you've learned how to swear now in Ukrainian, Georgian and Tajik?

Would love to. We just have to work out the logistics of how I would take over the page to do it.

He's such an a*shole.

I am one year away from getting AARP snail mail. Happy Middle Aged Birthday to me.

Pineapple belongs on pizza. @danielmkim.bsky.social may object but I stand by this statement.

Horrible. Arson attack today at Mississippi’s largest synagogue, on Shabbat, destroyed multiple Torahs and left parts of the building in ruins

The butt tap meows are priceless.

He is duly chastened. For the moment.

I know. For some reason, my FB algorithm sends me shorts about "rice paper hacks." When it was dumplings or noodles, np- that makes sense. But rice paper "bagels" or "baklava" or "chicken parm sandwiches":, or "pizza"??? Hard pass.

Ask away.

OMG, yes!

And bland choose-your-own-adventure curries with swap out proteins and noodles.

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And you don't like ginger OR dduk, but here we are.

Mayo is a most foul condiment. @danielmkim.bsky.social would disagree but alas, he's wrong.

My two food pet peeves.
1. Calling things kimchi that are not kimchi.

2. The overuse of rice paper. Ex: You can call bacon, scrambled eggs, and cheese wrapped in a rice paper spiral a bagel but that does not make it one.

Additions, friends?

The dosas are sooooooooooooooooo yummy!!!!

Or they hate fireworks more than they hate each other.

Meanwhile, I'm sound asleep in the bedroom with both cats, who @danielmkim.bsky.social found SHARING the bed with me. You heard that right.

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So easy to get a rise out of you, love.