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Capt. Fuze Fyregreen

@fuzefyregreen.bsky.social

A green ferret from Cleveland, into Star Trek, furries and technology!

87 Followers  |  75 Following  |  217 Posts  |  Joined: 22.05.2024
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Did you hear about the beer company that made the largest vinyl album???

It was a Guinness World Record.

28.02.2026 23:07 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

@kitteemortis.bsky.social is best kitty!

27.02.2026 18:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Why are Christians so obsessed with Lint? Is this why you gave up meat?

27.02.2026 16:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you should Czech on that to make sure!

16.02.2026 16:45 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

FUN FACT:
In the game Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion, Martin Septim sacrifices himself and dies at the end of the main story. This is a subtle nod from the developers that Martin is played by Sean Bean and therefore has to die.

12.02.2026 17:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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your daily reminder that Pikachu is worth more than that "other" mouse.

11.02.2026 17:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Discord didn't just shoot themselves in the foot, they shot themselves in the foot, sawed off their arm and set themselves on fire xD

11.02.2026 17:02 — 👍 59    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

no, got it from Amazon

11.02.2026 15:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Was this at Costco??

11.02.2026 07:05 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

i work at a movie theater!

10.02.2026 17:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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sounds like a shitty job

10.02.2026 16:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A lot of people are moving to Stoat i hear

10.02.2026 16:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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🎵Cuz I got spurs! That jingle jangle jingle!🎵

10.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The cost of games made by Sega have increased drastically since the 90s and after they stopped producing consoles. Don't believe me? Just google Sonic the hedgehog inflation

06.02.2026 17:46 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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BREAKING NEWS: Anthrocon for 2026 has been to moved from Pittsburgh to a small town in the mountains!

28.01.2026 15:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it was a boobie trap!

27.01.2026 17:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Clown feet scare me!
Can you shoe them away for me?

27.01.2026 17:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Come play Silent Hill 2!

it has such memorable characters as.....

Dollar Store Leon S Kennedy
Dead wife
NOT Mary
Little girl
and.....
Crazy pizza guy

27.01.2026 17:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"I want Leon S Kennedy!"

Mom: we got Leon S Kennedy at home.

Leon S Kennedy at home:

27.01.2026 04:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Been playing Silent Hill 2 xD

25.01.2026 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

that's a different House xD

22.01.2026 20:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

your daily friendly reminder that Mr House was born in 2020. He's literally a gen alpha kid with an ipad saying 6 7

22.01.2026 20:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fallout 4 DLC in a nutshell:
Go raid some settlements i guess, lol (0/10)

Fallout New Vegas DLC in a nutshell:
THE LOBOTOMITE RETURNS! 👁️👄👁️ (11/10)

22.01.2026 17:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if Fuze was Santa Claus

child: I want an xbox!

Santa Fuze: Here you go!

child: *opens present* ...Star Trek 5 the Final Frontier?

Santa Fuze: You're welcome!

13.12.2025 23:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Met THE William Shatner! #StarTrek #GalaxyCon

08.12.2025 15:10 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Royalty free Stock image. Not AI so don't worry

03.12.2025 18:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Jingle bells
Go to hell
Get the fuck out of my way
Oh what fun
It is to drive
On an interstate freeway! (Hey)

03.12.2025 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A pine marten is sitting in a tree. A stoat wearing their snowy winter fur joins them. 
Stoat Hi, pine marten! Ooo, I can see you're impressed with my snowy winter coat!
Pine Marten: There's a big f---- coffee stain on you snowy winter coat.
Stoat: AWWWW MOLE FARTS!

A pine marten is sitting in a tree. A stoat wearing their snowy winter fur joins them. Stoat Hi, pine marten! Ooo, I can see you're impressed with my snowy winter coat! Pine Marten: There's a big f---- coffee stain on you snowy winter coat. Stoat: AWWWW MOLE FARTS!

The stoat returns by request, along with a marten.

02.12.2025 18:33 — 👍 761    🔁 188    💬 2    📌 0