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@drgreghouse.bsky.social

I'm a Board Certified Diagnostician with a double specialty of Infectious Disease and Nephrology. I probably don't like you. I was popular on twitter though 40.8k followers on @_DrGregHouse_Md https://x.com/_drgreghouse_md?s=21&t=o6c6ART8ahwu8nUIVzCy9A

63 Followers  |  8 Following  |  44 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024
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On the plus side, Nazis helped us with high altitude research, chemical warfare, and sulfa which created Chemotherapy eventually because mustard gas survivors had a massive drop in white blood cell counts.

22.02.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

don’t say nice things to me I’ll k*ll myself

22.02.2026 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 1

Homo limpus, the unknown, extinct brother, of Homo erectus.

#SillySaturday

21.02.2026 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 1

Nope.

21.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not in the files by the way

21.02.2026 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Easy money

20.02.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A little darker than I remember

20.02.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting

20.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gregory House MD: I believe she has blabosponsouroustanious nuemocancer! we should start her on chemotransfusions
Lisa Cuddy: No! It must be ADHD or some other mental disorder!
Me (I spend 5 days a week in the chernobyl exclusion zone with tons of drugs in my system): its lupus.

29.10.2024 08:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Finish it then.

20.02.2026 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

People are idiots

20.02.2026 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
an anonynized screenshot of a discord message over a frame from the TV show House MD showing House himself, looking very House like. the text says "if a patient can sue you for sexual harassment, you know that they at least didn't die. so you must have done *something* right"

an anonynized screenshot of a discord message over a frame from the TV show House MD showing House himself, looking very House like. the text says "if a patient can sue you for sexual harassment, you know that they at least didn't die. so you must have done *something* right"

19.02.2026 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and a pink shirt looks serious ALT: a man in a suit and a pink shirt looks serious
20.02.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Good times.

20.02.2026 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Meta is usually useless.

20.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember why I'm never on here.

19.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking some time off from Twitter

19.02.2026 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I heard unemployed actor Jesse Spencer got into a fight with his former fictional boss, then deactivated his Twitter account a couple of days later.

27.11.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Having 40k followers on twitter is certainly something. I don't know what that something is though.

18.11.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Twitter is down. Only time I show up here

18.11.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Made a community.
nooki.me/c/HouseMD

10.10.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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House (@_DrGregHouse_MD) / X House (@_DrGregHouse_MD) / X

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21.09.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

great show. the doctor should be less mean.

19.09.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was popular on twitter.
Interesting.

17.09.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

37.9k on twitter now.
Whatever.

12.09.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything reminds me of her

12.09.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know I've been shot in the neck before

11.09.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

it’s sapphic september, aka straptember, aka scissor me september.

06.09.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0