Maryka Ford

Something tells me some conservative professor is working on a theory of the 2nd Amendment that excludes ICU nurses.

That tech oligarchs are noisy and incensed about the remote possibility of a wealth tax and utterly silent about the murder of a man who was only using the phone they invented to chronicle the thuggish government goon squads should tell you everything about these desiccated souls.

To compare the rhetoric presented here — and Comey’s general tenor and tone — to that of the current FBI Director is very much a form of mourning how far we’ve fallen.

If you delight at the idea of brown people being chased by alligators, I have news for you:

You are not a Christian.

YouTube video by California Governor Gavin Newsom Governor Newsom Delivers Major Address to Californians

Here's Governor Newsome's full address tonight:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXQQ...

You can't call immigrants lazy moochers looking for government handouts and then round them up at Home Depots where you know they are looking for work.

You can't say immigrants don't follow the rules and then round them up in courthouses where they are following the rules.

Get your lies straight.

I could be wrong about this but I really think most Americans do not want to be forced to “do their own research” about food & drug & product safety and would rather that the government agencies that have been sorting that all out for them for decades not be obliterated in the name of “efficiency.”

Perfection

Oh, great.

Yesterday was incredible. The official count is in — 5.2 million people joined the #HandsOff protest nationwide. So many are asking: what’s next? Mark your calendars: 4/19 is the next nationwide day of protest.

Reminder:

All
People
Had
To
Do
Was
Fill
In
A
Little
Oval
Next
To
The
Smart
Black
Lady’s
Name.

Bingo. Trumpcession — pass it on

As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.

Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there.

The show must go on.

Lindsey is right that it's important to remember that the bigots trying to take away rights from transgender people are weird losers.

Brianna Keilar: Do you think that calling Elon Musk a dick is effective messaging?

Congressman Robert Garcia: Well, he is a dick.

Ten Things We Can All Do to Protect Democracy From Marc | The most common question I receive is how everyday citizens can help in the fight for democracy.

The most common question I receive is how everyday citizens can help in the fight for democracy. My advice, take the first step, start with something small and see what works for you. Here are ten things all of us can do. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/10-t...

When folks wake up…

Coming to a bar near you in about 6 months.

I just read that Peter Wolf and Davud Lynch were roommates in college.

BREAKING: The biggest strike against Amazon in U.S. history is happening right now.

The Teamsters are picketing facilities across the country.

The union has organized workers at 10 Amazon locations AND they're putting up picket lines at hundreds of other Amazon sites nationwide.

Can’t help shake the sinking feeling that what the universe has in store for us is Donald Trump overseeing another major pandemic response.

I heard that Andrew Tate tried to come stretch his awkward wings here and got banned in just one day.

Sorry, hate has no home here. Stay in the bad place, thanks.

They are pretty annoying anyway. I was happy to give up Morning Joe.

Still can’t believe this needs to be said but…there are sound public health reasons for legally requiring milk to be pasteurized and they are the same reasons for legally requiring pets to get rabies shots.

And Louis Fucking Pasteur invented BOTH pasteurization (1862) and the rabies vaccine (1882).

Fox Contrib Ben Domenech: “Gaetz is a sex trafficking drug addicted piece of shit. He smells like Axe Body Spray & Astroglide. He’s a hypocritical ass with the worst Botox money can buy, pushing an ever-thinner nose & higher cheekbones like a Real Housewife gone mad for fillers.”

It turns out rock-bottom has a basement.

Well, of course my first post is a cat picture.