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I like to like things. VP, Engineering at Brooklyn Data. Opinions my own.

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NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

30.07.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42638    ๐Ÿ” 9474    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 810    ๐Ÿ“Œ 609

Today I realized Iโ€™m going to be:

โ€“ the 10th RM ever
โ€“ the first Canadian RM, and
โ€“ the first woman to serve in this role

If you ask me, thatโ€™s all really, really cool.

28.07.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 131    ๐Ÿ” 18    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A SKEALOTEN HOLDEN A COUPLE OF CEO REMOVERS AND DEMANDING : "BRING BACK RSS READER'S AND BLOG'S " !!!! REMEBER WHEN IT WAS FUN TO CLICK AROUND ON YOUR COMPUTER AND NOW WE GOT COMPUTER'S EVERY WHERE BUT THERE NOT FUN ANY MORE, SO WE SOULD AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE OUR LIFES NICE SINCE WERE STUCK HERE ON EARTH, DA BILLIONAIRS SEEM TO WANT TO GO TO MAR'S BUT THATS NOT A SOLUTION ITS MORE OF A WAY FOR THEM TO BUILD A PUNISHMENT PRISON WHERE EARTH LAWS DONT APPLY, THINK ABOUT IT, ALSO THERE BUILDING BUNKER'S IN HAWAII AND NEW ZELAND AND THEY REALLY THINK ONCE THERE LOCKED IN THERE WITH A BUNCH OF SECURITY GUARDS THAT THERE NOT GONNA GET EATEN ON DAY 2 LMAO , ANY WAY HOPE YOUR HAVIN A GOOD DAY AND KICKEN A$$ OUT THERE, - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKEALOTEN HOLDEN A COUPLE OF CEO REMOVERS AND DEMANDING : "BRING BACK RSS READER'S AND BLOG'S " !!!! REMEBER WHEN IT WAS FUN TO CLICK AROUND ON YOUR COMPUTER AND NOW WE GOT COMPUTER'S EVERY WHERE BUT THERE NOT FUN ANY MORE, SO WE SOULD AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE OUR LIFES NICE SINCE WERE STUCK HERE ON EARTH, DA BILLIONAIRS SEEM TO WANT TO GO TO MAR'S BUT THATS NOT A SOLUTION ITS MORE OF A WAY FOR THEM TO BUILD A PUNISHMENT PRISON WHERE EARTH LAWS DONT APPLY, THINK ABOUT IT, ALSO THERE BUILDING BUNKER'S IN HAWAII AND NEW ZELAND AND THEY REALLY THINK ONCE THERE LOCKED IN THERE WITH A BUNCH OF SECURITY GUARDS THAT THERE NOT GONNA GET EATEN ON DAY 2 LMAO , ANY WAY HOPE YOUR HAVIN A GOOD DAY AND KICKEN A$$ OUT THERE, - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

MAKE THE COMPUTER GOOD AGAIN - GET SHIRT OF THIS AT DASHARE.ZONE - dashare.zone ADMIN

25.07.2025 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 790    ๐Ÿ” 208    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
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Eevee!

10.07.2025 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s absurd that NYT forced him to delete these skeets, which โ€ฆ convey the factual information that Zohran Mamdani is, in fact, a man of South Asian descent who was born and raised in Africa, and that the pseudonymous source of the hacked material is a white supremacist eugenicist.

04.07.2025 03:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13095    ๐Ÿ” 4597    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 106    ๐Ÿ“Œ 206

Itโ€™s what I call the Field of Dreams fallacy. Just because you build it (buy new tech) doesnโ€™t mean theyโ€™ll come (enact successful change). The change needs to be the higher priority with the tech being one component of the strategy, not the tech being the solution by itself.

30.06.2025 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have they truly not noticed, or have they noticed and are purposely not saying anything to see how long youโ€™ll commit to the bit? Like a game of chicken.

17.06.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But then you show up to one of those session anyways and there are plenty of open seats ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

14.06.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of the billionth repository created on GitHub.com. Itโ€™s titled โ€œshitโ€

A screenshot of the billionth repository created on GitHub.com. Itโ€™s titled โ€œshitโ€

The 1 billionth GitHub repository has been created and itโ€™s absolutely perfect.

11.06.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 141    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

But how did you order your hash browns at Waffle House?

07.05.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œSome officials say U.S. citizens who criticize administration policies could be charged with crimes, based on the notion that they're aiding terrorists and criminalsโ€

23.04.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 98    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

em dash is the millennial ellipsis

27.03.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 124    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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Imagine showing this to someone from 10 years ago and asking them what kind of political situation they thought might produce such a statement from JP Morgan.

16.03.2025 21:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 183    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

Your annual reminder that because February is 9% shorter than January was, your monthly metrics will be down nearly 10% this month, and not to freak out about this.

25.02.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 139    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Journalists should report the truth the way this judge laid it out.

19.02.2025 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3784    ๐Ÿ” 1032    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

@timodechau.bsky.social has some great articles (and a whole book!) about doing this in a smart way.

27.01.2025 23:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congrats!!

15.01.2025 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One would think! But if it were true, we wouldnโ€™t have nearly as many clients.

12.01.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glad you like the article! Weโ€™re wanting to write more technical posts like this in 2025.

11.01.2025 23:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I donโ€™t know if we โ€œrediscoveredโ€ it โ€” BDC was modeling like this since before I joined. Weโ€™re just talking about it externally more!

11.01.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In your defense, sometimes they go awry even when they _do_ sleep ๐Ÿซ 

04.01.2025 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who would have thought that Wired would be one of the few places actually doing critical and necessary journalism?

03.01.2025 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 500    ๐Ÿ” 149    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

People sometimes make fun of science that sounds stupid and random.

Meanwhile, a study of lizard saliva turned into a peptide medication, which was turned into a diabetes medication, which was turned into a GLP1 weight loss drug, that just became the first therapy every approved for โ€ฆ sleep apnea

21.12.2024 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17331    ๐Ÿ” 5134    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 374    ๐Ÿ“Œ 353

> I would betโ€ฆ

Oh no; the call is coming from inside the house!

20.12.2024 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It will be my wifeโ€™s annual video game as well and sheโ€™s excited!

30.11.2024 22:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gonzo and Rizzo

Gonzo and Rizzo

this is the greatest Christmas movie ever made and if you disagree you're wrong

29.11.2024 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2268    ๐Ÿ” 491    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 127    ๐Ÿ“Œ 153
UNCLE: I say this every year but-

ME: not this again

MOM: weโ€™re NOT talking politics this thanksgiving

UNCLE: without luigi there is no waluigi, therefore he is responsible for waluigiโ€™s many sins

ME: ARE YOU SAYING WALUIGI HAS NO FREE WILL

UNCLE: I SAID WHAT I FUCKING SAID

UNCLE: I say this every year but- ME: not this again MOM: weโ€™re NOT talking politics this thanksgiving UNCLE: without luigi there is no waluigi, therefore he is responsible for waluigiโ€™s many sins ME: ARE YOU SAYING WALUIGI HAS NO FREE WILL UNCLE: I SAID WHAT I FUCKING SAID

25.11.2024 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1099    ๐Ÿ” 217    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Been avoiding illness all school year and then the twins both get a respiratory bug complete with fever on Thanksgiving week. And weโ€™re hosting this year. ๐Ÿซ 

26.11.2024 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donald Trump and Elon Musk want to unilaterally close four out of every five Social Security offices, and replace the experienced, knowledgeable Social Security workers with AI chatbots.
We must keep fighting to protect the benefits and customer service weโ€™ve already paid for.

26.11.2024 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 199    ๐Ÿ” 79    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Edit of a scene from I Am Robot:
Will Smith: y'all got any [documentation]
Robot: we got a [discord server]
Will Smith: [looks down in saddened disbelief]

Edit of a scene from I Am Robot: Will Smith: y'all got any [documentation] Robot: we got a [discord server] Will Smith: [looks down in saddened disbelief]

20.11.2024 23:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4015    ๐Ÿ” 1621    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 50

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