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There are no greater lies in this world than ‘tear here to open’ and ‘push here to open’.

21.10.2025 02:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ugh! Just realized it’s Friday the 13th and I haven’t even terrorized one teen! 😩

14.06.2025 00:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We need a term to replace “Missed Call”. I didn’t miss it, I saw the phone ring. I watched it continued to ring. I watched it stop ringing. It’s not a missed call, it’s working exactly as intended.

30.05.2025 16:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sometimes getting older is just suddenly, and unbeckoned, remembering your grade-school bus driver.

16.05.2025 20:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not me brushing my teeth in the kitchen so as not to disturb the cat sleeping in the bathroom sink.

27.03.2025 16:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes I think I’m cool, and then I remember I was just making up fluid dynamics test questions for fun.

28.02.2025 19:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There is still beauty in this world

04.02.2025 17:38 — 👍 73536    🔁 11479    💬 1400    📌 733

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

03.02.2025 20:09 — 👍 16417    🔁 3150    💬 170    📌 126

I hope the police officers in this country who think MAGAs care about them are watching as MAGAs turn on federal law enforcement who dared to do their jobs in holding white supremacists accountable, and realize MAGAs actually only care about police as a tool of power against non-white communities.

01.02.2025 05:05 — 👍 662    🔁 102    💬 22    📌 6

Once upon a time. Now I’m just an appreciator.

31.12.2024 04:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Just still so blown away by how perfect Doechii’s Tiny Desk concert was. Such talent on display. Such a gift. Simply wonderful!

30.12.2024 05:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A good sentiment and yes, get that card. But also, use the card. Walking through the door of your local library and utilizing the available services (books and beyond) counts more than having the card. I used to work for the library — those numbers matter.

22.12.2024 14:00 — 👍 1165    🔁 365    💬 40    📌 33

I can use a hideously sharp kitchen knife all day without incident, but can’t move a cheese grater without drawing blood 😓

21.12.2024 23:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You know it sounds just like Amazon to abuse an immigrant worker by paying them nothing, and yet expecting them to deliver to every house in the nation in a single night.

14.12.2024 01:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m sure it’s been suggested before, and I’m doubly sure I don’t know all the ramifications of this suggestion, but… Standard affordable fees for all lawyers. Why do we let wealthy individuals and corporation use their wealth to intimidate plaintiffs into withdrawing lawsuits?

12.12.2024 17:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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