Mathias Oscine

Sometimes the only choices you have are bad ones...but you still have to choose.
—the Doctor, Doctor Who

this is mostly a compliment (not sure about the elixir part)

one of my ex’s was so unpleasant i’d vomit every time

granted he was on a merry go round of recreational drugs so could have been a factor

looks like someone needs some help with that morning wood

i find everyone too much hence why i prefer hanging with my cats

i bought the later season musical episode on iTunes

i’m always leery of those who “exude joy” but i acknowledge that’s my own issue

Twitter just gets worse by the day

inspirational and would definitely get me to watch a reboot if you were the lead

yes, your cock is definitely a leader…

so my daily default — welcome!

i grew up there and as soon as i could got the hell out — i feel your pain

i may need to co-opt this

i work for the large purple dog in town and they’re doing some of this too, but not across the board or consistently

rule of thumb: most people are secretly
judgmental pricks, regardless of the mask they present

you speak the truth

grew up not far from there

there’s a content creator who does that but with work phone calls and Zooms

it’s so perfectly framed

and did he last for you?

i find weddings one of the most off putting social events imaginable, family or not

hasn’t been my experience but i’m picky

reminds me of a Doctor Who episode

LabCorp used to have a company they work with that does that

with or without the “beard”?

had a classmate topple one of these on himself as he was going down the hall — had to go to the hospital — was ok after a few days

always prefer cock, more possibilities

i had a mini schnauzer — she was such a good dog

this thing is the stuff of nightmares

love this outfit on you

i can’t see you ever being a menace, you don’t give off that kind of energy