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All views expressed herein are Evil Neil’s
Doubling hip stretches to maximize my manspreading
12.10.2025 04:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0NEW LAW: you can now lie under oath if you cwoss your wittle fingies under the table during the oath. Follow me for more legal tips
19.05.2025 15:55 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0When they start letting mfs go to Julliard for rap I’m IN there
19.05.2025 13:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Studying history so I can be a better informed racist
18.05.2025 03:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s important to take compiler errors as personally as possible
13.05.2025 16:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mathematically speaking, if I was an asymptote and you were the function y = 1/x, would u get infinitesimally close to me
08.05.2025 16:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doctor told everyone I gained weight without my consent. Hippo violation if I ever seen one
04.05.2025 04:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rewrite the mcdonalds ice cream machine in rust
03.05.2025 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cho mama
03.05.2025 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we gettin rsky on bsky wit it
02.05.2025 15:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0at Cho’s place
02.05.2025 03:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0me: why did my house burn down, my wife die, and my dog leave me all on the same day
herb sutter: ur C++ program had undefined behavior in it 17 years ago
me: completely understandable
told her do some soul searching now she got a foot fetish
02.05.2025 02:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Http requests are for wimps. I make http demands. Give me the data now or ur whole family gon get it
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