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Ashton

@ashdport.bsky.social

Microplastics enjoyer

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Gonna be so funny when Indiana loses in the Quarterfinal

13.12.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s true! Also a pain in the butt to cancel and find a new service that fits your needs whenever two giant corporations have a pillow fight

22.11.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone who panic switched from YouTube TV for an inferior product realizing this shit is the new norm

22.11.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHow do I fix sagging ratings and general disinterest in my corrupt league? An early in-season tournament with confusing rules!” - Adam Silver, probably

22.11.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Devastated to report the NBA Emirates Cup still has zero juice. Adam Silver is such an unserious person.

22.11.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How could we ever have possibly known that Chauncey Billups might not be a great guy?

23.10.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We can not let YouTube do this again

06.09.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Diabolical, I love it

04.09.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmaooo

02.09.2025 00:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is there any particular reason we need this aggressive of a national anthem

02.09.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I need a region free player so bad

23.07.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Where are you watching?! This is impossible to find

23.07.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have to go camping tomorrow morning and the hangover will be REAL

17.07.2025 21:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No trade in the contract tho 🀣

17.07.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The vibes on the Blazers this year are immaculate. What a summer for them.

17.07.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 373    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œYou’re opening Panera’s Box” is this a thing

11.07.2025 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Only Blazers fans would be like, β€œwe have too many good players I hate this team”

27.06.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What is happening

26.06.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He finally unbuttoned the jacket thank god

26.06.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the hell is happening with his tie

26.06.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Pacers Were Too Cool To Make Sense | Defector I was convinced it was happening again. With 7:41 left in Sunday night’s NBA Finals Game 7, the Oklahoma City Thunder took a 22-point lead, a lead that would have felt insurmountable against any…

The experience of watching the Pacers was the experience of watching such a protracted sequence of irrational things that eventually they made sense. defector.com/the-pacers-w...

24.06.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Zone of Interest
Killers of the Flower Moon
Past Lives
Nickel Boys
Anora
Anatomy of a Fall

21.06.2025 22:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Any idea what (if anything) this means for the Blazers?

18.06.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, his name is actually just Chet?

12.06.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha we are always ready. Bring it.

11.06.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting development: the Duke catcher just has their whole gear dangling for the entire world to see.

09.06.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like… the band?

07.06.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahahahaha FUCK OKC

06.06.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OKC is playing absurd defense but Siakim is absolutely ruining the Pacers offense right now, just dribbling the air out of the ball trying to post up excellent defenders and not even looking for a man.

06.06.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Indy/OKC could be fun at least

29.05.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0