Youβll be at ur lowest and the gay guy receptionist at work goes βyou look like Harry Potter todayβ
18.02.2026 06:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@lukewarmdog.bsky.social
Youβll be at ur lowest and the gay guy receptionist at work goes βyou look like Harry Potter todayβ
18.02.2026 06:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bitches know they canβt catch me (clang clang) cute sexy and my ride trolley (clang clang)
06.02.2026 19:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Most stressful day of your life happening around u and all u can say is βAlright Alright Alright πβ
06.02.2026 02:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Eating an edible and accidentally still being high the next day feels like being diagnosed with Chronic Matthew McConaughey Syndrome
06.02.2026 02:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just had a work call where I thought I was talking to a completely different person for the entire call but none of the info I gave her was inaccurate to her situation somehow
05.02.2026 21:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0snowed in w my fem oomfs for the last 3 days getting fed homemade lasagna and getting my hair Dyson wrapped
27.01.2026 21:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Must feel good as fuck to be a squirrel and find something like this
23.01.2026 01:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Boss just pulled me into his office to privately ask me if Iβm dyslexic bc I keep getting phone numbers wrong by a single digit
22.12.2025 16:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Married ppl being like βoh Iβm so glad I donβt live w a roommateβ baby heβs right behind u
14.12.2025 15:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0British Azealia Banks: I was in the chew one chew
15.02.2025 03:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0gaga never left actually, y'all just lack taste
03.02.2025 03:58 β π 31 π 4 π¬ 0 π 1Some really big things happening in my life lately
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