Luke Warmdog

You’ll be at ur lowest and the gay guy receptionist at work goes “you look like Harry Potter today”

18.02.2026 06:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bitches know they can’t catch me (clang clang) cute sexy and my ride trolley (clang clang)

06.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Most stressful day of your life happening around u and all u can say is “Alright Alright Alright 😏”

06.02.2026 02:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eating an edible and accidentally still being high the next day feels like being diagnosed with Chronic Matthew McConaughey Syndrome

06.02.2026 02:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

a woman with a ring on her finger is standing in front of a man in a tuxedo ALT: a woman with a ring on her finger is standing in front of a man in a tuxedo

Just had a work call where I thought I was talking to a completely different person for the entire call but none of the info I gave her was inaccurate to her situation somehow

05.02.2026 21:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a white dog wearing a purple bandana with the word turtles on it Alt: a white dog wearing a purple bandana with the word turtles on it Being pet

snowed in w my fem oomfs for the last 3 days getting fed homemade lasagna and getting my hair Dyson wrapped

27.01.2026 21:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Must feel good as fuck to be a squirrel and find something like this

23.01.2026 01:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Boss just pulled me into his office to privately ask me if I’m dyslexic bc I keep getting phone numbers wrong by a single digit

22.12.2025 16:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Married ppl being like “oh I’m so glad I don’t live w a roommate” baby he’s right behind u

14.12.2025 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

British Azealia Banks: I was in the chew one chew

15.02.2025 03:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gaga never left actually, y'all just lack taste

03.02.2025 03:58 — 👍 31    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

Some really big things happening in my life lately

25.01.2025 00:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0