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Look, POTUS is busy suing the USG for $10 billion, shutting down the Kennedy Center, and maybe illegally attacking Iran for no good reason.

Gotta focus on the priorities.

02.02.2026 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 327    ๐Ÿ” 101    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

All the music awards shows now got me like, โ€œGrammy for Zoosha?โ€ ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™€๏ธ

#GenX

02.02.2026 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anne Frank likely died in a typhus epidemic that spread through the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp

History rhymes, it rhymes

Close the camps, set fire to the prisons

02.02.2026 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1733    ๐Ÿ” 563    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Google to pay $68 million over allegations its voice assistant eavesdropped on users Class-action lawsuit alleged that Google's voice assistant illegally recorded and shared private conversations with advertisers.

Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"?

Well, it happens they were doing exactly that.
www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...

01.02.2026 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18359    ๐Ÿ” 8124    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 807    ๐Ÿ“Œ 828

Free them all

02.02.2026 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Filmmaker Michael Schultz explains why he chose to use the music of Motown for his classic coming-of-age film, COOLEY HIGH.

See it tonight at 8pm ET.

01.02.2026 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 72    ๐Ÿ” 25    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

We donโ€™t have to imagine, Tim. We know. They are brutalizing the parents n also killing them n disappearing them n deleting the records. Large scale, especially in โ€œalligator Alcatraz.โ€ They are raping children. Kidnapping them for global sex trafficking rings.

01.02.2026 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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At a clown school near Paris, failure is the lesson For decades, students at the Ecole Philippe Gaulier have been paying to bomb onstage. The goal isn't laughs โ€” it's learning how to take the humiliation and keep going.

For decades, students at the Ecole Philippe Gaulier have been paying to bomb onstage. The goal isn't laughs โ€” it's learning how to take the humiliation and keep going.

01.02.2026 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 168    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

This is actually a plot point in The Count of Monte Cristo. Mercedes knows that Edmund Dantes means to harm her family because he refuses to eat or drink anything while visiting her home.

01.02.2026 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 174    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Chicago bakery owner discovers regular customer is long-lost son
YouTube video by TODAY Chicago bakery owner discovers regular customer is long-lost son

Happy Black History Month

01.02.2026 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 95    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

oh my god

01.02.2026 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 894    ๐Ÿ” 208    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

The title is a question we all ask. โ€œWill they miss me?โ€

To be missed means your presence mattered and your absence is felt.

01.02.2026 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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2026 marks the 100th anniversary of the first Black History celebration, initiated by Dr. Carter G. Woodson as "Negro History Week" in February 1926.

We cutting up this month yโ€™all! #BlackHistoryMonth

01.02.2026 12:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 94    ๐Ÿ” 72    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

For me a very uncomfortable subtext of the Epstein file release is that I have lost count of how many people I know who have told me about sexual abuse of children in their family histories.

01.02.2026 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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One Oakland police officer made $490,000 in overtime. The city canโ€™t find records detailing much of what he did One OPD officer logged 5,242 total working hours, racking up $490,000 in overtime pay. If he worked more than half of the time in a calendar year, why can't the city tell us what he did?

I know this from researching police salaries for a recent paper: many cities have a set of officers taking home more than $500k and they canโ€™t really explain why

oaklandside.org/2026/01/29/o...

31.01.2026 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1889    ๐Ÿ” 698    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 83    ๐Ÿ“Œ 90

"South Side" (2019โ€“22)

01.02.2026 05:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just here to say: if anyone thinks my pfp needs editing, you're focused on the wrong thing

01.02.2026 05:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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at least you're not trying to work at a Russian pharmacy

01.02.2026 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Correction Commissioner Richards speaks behind a podium while Mayor Mamdani stands next to him.

Correction Commissioner Richards speaks behind a podium while Mayor Mamdani stands next to him.

Today, I made historic appointments who will lead key agencies and create a city where everyone can thrive.

I appointed Stanley Richards as Commissioner of DOC. Decades after he served time in our cityโ€™s jails, Commissioner Richards will now be the first formerly incarcerated person to lead them.

01.02.2026 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2373    ๐Ÿ” 307    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

The moral of the story is, don't bring a wig to a fist fight.

01.02.2026 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 45    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gawker was sued out of existence by billionaires who didn't want to be investigated by really good journalists who had the perfect rolodexes to get dirt on a pervert cabal and maybe upend their whole new world order. It isn't a scandal sheet you dope.

01.02.2026 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1741    ๐Ÿ” 271    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
01.02.2026 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 265    ๐Ÿ” 79    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

to hell with everyone who said "don't call them concentration camps!"

01.02.2026 04:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 21    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because I'm talking about measles. It is also A VERY VERY VERY CONTAGIOUS VIRUS. If someone is in a room and has measles and then leaves that room and you enter that room within TWO HOURS (depending on humidity) you can get measles.

And people are contagious for four days before the rash appears.

01.02.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1635    ๐Ÿ” 652    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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Happy Mooninite Day to those who celebrate!

For the unaware, this day in 2007 The Boston Police department confused guerilla Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie ads depicting the Mooninites made out of bootleg lightbrights for explosives and made CN pay for it.

31.01.2025 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 772    ๐Ÿ” 324    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 39

The United States is, quite literally, the only remaining country that uses an Electoral College to elect their head of state

theconversation.com/no-country-s...

31.01.2026 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*extreme Denzel in Macbeth voice*

31.01.2026 18:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How is he still alive?

31.01.2026 18:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Williams Sistersยฎ ran so muscular Kazakhs could fly.

31.01.2026 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0