Tom Capon

"But now we shall both surely drown", said Sultana.
"lol" said Corbyn, "Imao".

I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.

i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good

Been busy this year being a big old gay gym rat

Enough is enough - we won't stand for having our posts hijacked by homophobes Today we take the unusual step of naming and shaming some of the worst offenders - WARNING - article contains offensive language

My colleagues at Bristol Live took a stand against homophobes and transphobes who flocked to their Pride Facebook post - if only every publication would be as bold as our local press www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/news-op...

i've given this a lot of thought and considered all the circumstances and here is my conclusion: fuckin lmao

I just have the "do it for her" Homer Simpson sign in my head but instead of Maggie it's photos of Theo

I never thought about it this way but I am, suddenly, being less hard on myself for not giving it up 😭

It doesn't matter what they do to us, we will never go away and will always have the support and acceptance they all demand.

About 80% of the security questions on the premium bonds website are about getting married and having kids. How is that in any way millennial and Gen z friendly?

I know there's a lot going on at the moment but why does turning on my Nintendo Switch turn on my Sony TV but turning on my Sony PS5 doesn't? Huh?

I have no problem saying that Greta Thunberg is braver than I’ll ever be. Admit it instead of deepening your cowardice and insisting that she’s done something selfish when she’s done something truly selfless.

Congratulations mate but how on earth did you manage to book a practical exam?

Weed should be fully legalized and taxed and that money should be used to fund drug rehabilitation. Pubs should be allowed to sell it for consumption in their gardens (or maybe just edibles for smell reasons) to help fight off space collapse. We are behind the rest of the world on this.

Pinch of salt of course but that does further indicate the British electorate are not frothing at the mouth for Reform the party but tangible change to the shit Tories/Labour insist on pouring down our gullets

Every time he says "right hand leg" I shout "right hand leg!" If you also want to join in on the fun game

YouTube video by Tom Merrick 15 Minute Beginner Stretch Flexibility Routine! (FOLLOW ALONG)

This one means I can put my flat palm on the ground and also I do it before bed cause it makes me sleepy so double win youtu.be/L_xrDAtykMI?...

I love this because it's both interesting to know what the answer is and I get to whack out the old "I'm from the Gavin and Stacey town"

Finding a fellow hater is one of life's finest pleasures

New favourite one from one from one of my friends: "what's the best piece of pointless gossip you've got?"

Once you figure out that you can just ask whatever you want as long as you're not rude, you're golden. You've got everything from "what's your favourite book?" to "do you think you could beat up a chimpanzee?" to "who do you hate the most?" depending on your audience

Chest day

my favorite part about staying up late is watching my UK mutuals wake up and start posting and showing me the little ways how we aren’t too different after all. their country is as spiritually fucked in ways i as an american recognize without much effort

If you're the parent of a young man I BEG you to get them to put suncream on, the gym looks like a Heinz factory this afternoon

Then, when the dumbest people in the country are told to go fuck themselves, they conclude that naturally, this proves what they are doing is right and also why this is the reason it’s so important to vote for them

Look I never want to take internet introverts' side on anything (read the quotes for why) but not on a plane, never on a plane, a plane is for everyone keeping as much to themselves as possible

Why doesn't every streaming service have a category called "movies that are around 90 minutes long"?

Anti trans people are such rabid misogynists, it's mind-blowing.

Made the mistake of reading this on a packed train and had to stop myself from weeping. Beautiful article - and so human. The doctors and nurses in this hospital are so brave.

The Gist: Trans rights are Data rights A UK court has made a decision defining genders which has put it at odds with a less noticed, more important, decision from the CJEU. This is the Gist.

This article is so good

Definitely read it, especially if you aren't British and want to understand what is going on

www.thegist.ie/the-gist-tra...