Zach💤

Its rough out here being almost 31 with fucked up social skills and bein into silly shit

I've been working out regularly for like 3ish years and I haven't really seen much change which is probably due to the whole diabetes and loving little treats thing I got goin on

Its been great for making me feel nice feelings in my head but I need to figure out why my social skills are fuckin gone

My brain got broken and for the past three months all I've done is workout everyday and reconnect with my Sonic the Hedgehog bullshit from 13+ years ago

All I can say is I wanna be Dr Starlines boyfriend so fuckin bad

Vending machine YCH finished!

Trying dating apps for a week was such a bad idea its made me realise theres no one my age in my country whos a lil freaky critter like me

Being bald and 30 is such a huge debuff for trying to do dating via apps

I should have had this stuff wrapped up when I still had a hairline

Going on a dating app made me realise how cooked I am in my city there's like no quirked up crazy fuckers like me everyone's just a normal human being

Loved me Nine Inch Nails concert

I have a really big crush on my Skyrim Argonian but shhh don't tell him

What he yappin' about doe

Art by @cron_kke over on twitter

My three year long Vampire the Masquerade game got one guy who's life depends on the weekly session happening and on the opposite side the one guy who don't know what's goin' on even after three years

About 4+ months of Gym progress reversed in one week due to Oblivion remaster and a box of krispy kremes

Just the way I like it

I'm cooked, becoming 30 lobotomised me or something cause I can't manage a conversation for shit now

Thats good to hear, they get to enjoy late-20s yaoi before their old man yaoi

Does my deer and mouse dude OCs being in their late 20s make them old man yaoi or not

People should DM me FAST about my OCs lore before I EXPLODE

Is it ok to go to the doctor and say "I think I've got like 20 things wrong with me check them all" or will they say shit like come back one at a time

For @DiabeticWeeaboo over on Twitter

I love my boys

I wanted to post a gym progress picture for my 30th Birthday but I think ive biffed the whole 'diet' part so bad theres actually no changes except slightly wider arms and less hair on my head

Excalibur 1981 is pretty up there for films that go hard

Just like the Green Knight 2021 maybe Arthurian legend stuff just naturally goes hard

Commission for apatheticdiabetic.bsky.social ~

I hope I can get tickets to the new NIN tour later this year

Itll either fix me or make me worse

So true oomfie

I think I can officially say for this year/month Zach has experienced too much of:

The Horrors™

Anyone know what kinda job someone with 5+ years of software dev could do that doesn't really involve software dev

My ass wants to go to another career path but im practically 30 and my brains fried

No Joke I need a job in some Five Nights at Freddys or Voices of the Void tier situation

I don't care how dangerous or isolated a job is just pay me well and ill do it so if anyone knows stuff like that DM me FAST

Was oh so hopeful that this year might just be slightly better than last year but already got hit with a potential for redundancy at my job

At least I almost lasted 2 weeks into the new year with nothing TOO bad

These are my three favourite recent characters to add to my brainrot dimension, Maxi, Challey and Remmy

I love 'em a bunch

Art by the wonderful @trashyy.bsky.social

My New Years resolution is to go to gym at least 3 times a week, get new job, get new pals I can consistently talk to and survive (optional)

Should also try to curb art addiction but ah well