Paul L'Astname

That moment when the air carries freshness, the smell changes, the pressure too, birds start singing, and the wind blows softly. You climb up to the canopy to look at the horizon and YES! you feel it! It’s raining somewhere, far from here…

P.S. Checking the radar later, it’s raining >1XX km away!

Friendly reminder that the opening track on the Batman Forever soundtrack ends with Bono moaning and whimpering like Cupcakke

If I need to make myself cry I just play this song in my head. The video too. It reminds me so much of my uncle.

we have learned nothing

I also don't love that press release from her team.

I'm not loving how the media coverage of Britney's arrest is downplaying the conservatorship and referencing the 2007 incidents like they happened yesterday

How big are you?

6' / 182.88 cm
235lb / 106.594 kg

They are not at all in touch with how cartoonish they appear.

I’m so erect

He has been opposed to VAWA which, among other things, allows for undocumented immigrants to apply for protections without their citizen spouse's knowledge if they are being abused in any way by them. (He's voted both for it and against it, inexplicably.)

This is the guy in charge of DHS now.

If you're a wealthy university executive who's more concerned about donations than the quality of life and education for your students, having this shit sanctioned by your campus officials should still terrify you

Hilarious 😂😂

This is why universities need to be so fucking serious about Young Republican and now TPUSA chapters on their campuses. You cannot pretend this isn't what they're for.

i'm not an economist but if 900 people can afford to fund $3,000 checks to damn near everyone else in america and still be insanely fuckin rich afterwards maybe they have too much fuckin money

Four coffees no lunch

all that work done to be FIRED

OWWWW!

One of my fav malapropisms is when someone says “beauty regiment” instead of “beauty regimen” because it makes me picture an army absolutely gorgeous drag queens with guns.

gay people shouldn’t have to work, we should all get weekly checks just for being so cute

digital illustration resembling a photograph of a gecqua stuck in a screen door

bro no way my starter got stuck in the screen door again 💀
#pokemon #gecqua

In 9th grade i egged my teacher’s house on halloween because she gave me my first ever B on a report card and to cover my tracks i bought $30 worth of candy from walgreens to fill my bag with & tell my parents i was trick or treating; later that night my friend attacked me with wd40 and a lighter

I was so excited for new Bruno music after 24K but he's gone back to overly cheerful millennial guitar pop

Literally I was just in the sauna with two guys and one of them had the most insane chest and shoulders I've ever seen. I thought he was flirting with the guy in between us and then I realized he was witnessing to him, I got war flashbacks

the giant ass epidemic among these straight fitness influencers is a plague upon us…

Straight guys are starting to get fit in a very gay way. Always a jump scare when I click their profile and see a bible verse.

They should make tiger balm that is a spray

I thought the other two guys in the sauna were about to start making out but one guy started talking about the fourth dimension and the guy with the great rack started talking to him about jesus so I dipped

a woman in a black leather outfit is dancing ALT: a woman in a black leather outfit is dancing

I'm not your bitch, don't hang your shit on me.

Lesser of two evils/harm reduction does wonders for politicians' job security.