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Paul L'Astname

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we also got this shit, including People naming him one of the sexiest men alive

I really cannot overstate how completely bonkers the Iraq War era was if you didn’t live through it

02.03.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 904    πŸ” 160    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 15

Compare these film stills to even the POSTERS for Scream 7 with their complete lack of highlight and shadow

02.03.2026 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like we really don't even need Scream 3 because we have Scream 4

02.03.2026 06:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I completely I agree Scream 4 is sooo underrated it was nowhere near perfect but it was such a good push in the right direction

02.03.2026 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I bought a bottle of cocoa butter oil at Walmart a few months ago and I swear to god, every time I put it on after a shower, I cannot sleep that night. It's happened THREE times. There's not supposed to be caffeine in cocoa butter!

02.03.2026 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We watched a documentary about Pepe the Frog last week, and one of the incels in it used the term "sex haver". Every day since then I have recalled it and full-body shuddered.

02.03.2026 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Personally I think Scream 4 has one of the best executions of early 2010s commercial film cinematography. It was done by Peter Deming who worked a lot with David Lynch in the late 90s - early 2000s.

02.03.2026 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s people’s biggest complaint but it serves so hard …..

02.03.2026 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Two things, I’m not gon call the N-DOUBLE AYE- C P by N-A-A-C-P and I’m not calling the SAG-AFTRA award the Actors awards. I’m sorry, I’m an old. Leave me be 😩

02.03.2026 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This movie had such harsh lighting and such a soft filter, everyone looked STUNNING

02.03.2026 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sidney’s bangs in 4 were everythingggg

02.03.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
From episode 125 of the '90s anime Sailor Moon: Sailor Moon holds her hands out and summons a ball of golden light, which would then become the Holy Grail.

From episode 125 of the '90s anime Sailor Moon: Sailor Moon holds her hands out and summons a ball of golden light, which would then become the Holy Grail.

every day of 2026, I'll post a screenshot from the classic SAILOR MOON anime πŸŒ™πŸ§΅

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#セーラームーン

01.01.2026 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

And like... I don't think the act of thinking gay porn of the opposite sex is hot is a problem at all, I think a lot of the tropes though that start to fetishize insecurity/coming out start to feel like a huge red flag

02.03.2026 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That makes sense

02.03.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my hot take: straight men fetishize lesbianism in a strictly sexual way. straight women fetishize gay male sex because the fantasy is about sex with a man without all the baggage/identity/dynamic of being a woman. not talking about being trans or having gender dysphoria. am i making sense lol

02.03.2026 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think that's true for some people absolutely

02.03.2026 05:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Dark Romance Book Con Attendees Cross The Line
YouTube video by Taylor Rose Dark Romance Book Con Attendees Cross The Line

This show exists to reward straight female porn addicts. It is the Trump 2.0 version of queer media - a vanilla masc4masc coming out story.

It is a reward for people who assault cosplayers at conventions and tell gay people "I can turn you".

youtu.be/7Jzjl3eWMA0?...

02.03.2026 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Queer audiences are so starved for representation that a show starring two actors who refuse to disclose their sexualities and a director who insists that queer people getting the opportunity to play queer roles "doesn't matter" is being treated as groundbreaking

02.03.2026 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When straight men fetishize lesbians, it is roundly and quickly mocked as exploitative. When straight women fetishize gay men, for some reason, it is celebrated.

02.03.2026 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now 25 years later the tables have turned. Trump 2.0 means less queer media is getting made. Straight women have been writing gay male porn for each other for decades, fanfic ripoffs like 50 Shades were big hits... so why not adapt some gay fanfiction for the booktok romance girlies?

02.03.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

When I was growing up, queer media was being made in adults-only spaces and was not marketed by mass media. Additionally, there was a phenomenon of straight men being really into lesbian porn made by straight men for straight men. Lesbians pretty quickly called this out for being exploitative.

02.03.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Apart from the fact that we are now in a space where queer media is only being made if it can be marketed to straight people of the opposite sex, I just need people to take the gloves off when we talk about straight people fetishizing queer people as sexual objects, and how fanfiction is still porn.

02.03.2026 05:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Club Chalamet being weird about Connor Storrie & Francois Arnauld’s alleged relationship

Club Chalamet being weird about Connor Storrie & Francois Arnauld’s alleged relationship

go to bed!! stay away from him!!

02.03.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

yea if your fanfic about real living humans goes beyond β€œoh they would be a cute couple” I’m concerned about your wellbeing

02.03.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here you go babe, I searched everywhere for this lol.

02.03.2026 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3
Preview
Celebrating 31 Years of The Cardigans’ β€˜Life’ (1995) The Cardigans’ second studio album β€˜Life’ was originally released on March 1, 1995.

The Cardigans released β€˜Life’ 31 years ago on March 1, 1995

album.ink/CardigansLife

02.03.2026 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Michael B. Jordan wins 'Best Actor' at the #ActorAwards!

And the ENTIRE room is up on their feet to congratulate him!

WHAT A MOMENT, OMG! 🀍

02.03.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 313    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3

The amount of permissible movements during each light phase at this intersection would kill a Victorian child.

02.03.2026 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Incel-American Vernacular English has produced exactly one addition to the lexicon that will truly stick like grits. β€œMogging.” We had the concept and needed the word. The rest goes out with the wash.

02.03.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Somehow... Stu returned

02.03.2026 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0