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How neurotic you are is correlated with how sloppy your eyeliner is. Can't draw a clean line take your fuckin' meds.

OH HELLO

Whew that's pretty good 👀

One more year Biko

Oooh look at that tummy~

Femtoxicated

Yeah, me

Saaaame sheeesh

24 hour challenge (impossible(gone sexual))

[Bwuhing intensifies]

You

Boys picking a non cream-filled option challenge (impossible)

Heh nyooo~

Just hangin around meowmrrp #femboy

Packing my mountain climbing gear :3 lol

Gotta get myself one of these Norwegian mountain boys

YAY :3

I could use a little nappies after a long day at the Long Day Factory, as a treat

Holding out your hand while a pigeon flutters and elegantly drops a cigarette between your fingers

:3

🙏

"Call me Griffith the way I be abusing your Guts"

Call that surf and turf

Saw this ad and like why is spiderman hitting that elegant twink neck and shoulder pose though

STILL cute

He's too weak to hold it up :3c

Same lmao

Probably a loose connection that needs resoldering or a busted component on the board in that area, you could get someone who makes Slimes to try a repair (like me :3) but it may be cheaper to just get a new one

Middle of the month: *kicks my little feetsies* teehee
The 1st: THEY'RE KILLING US, THEY'RE FUCKING KILLING US

Unfortunately, the clock is ticking. Do you understand?