Sleepin Dogo

I'M GOING TO RUSSIA!

FrUD going all in:

"Musk knows how to spin a story.

There’s a mutiny in Tesla’s Dojo team, and Musk spins it into Tesla developed such a good inference chip that it fired its training compute chip team.

It is clearly a fake narrative pushed by Musk to justify his very recent pro-Dojo comments."

Good point, but a sleepindog can dream, can't he?

What are the odds Trump falls out of a first-story window and drowns in a bathtub from food poisoning?

FrUD's Take:

"The talent bleed continues. I want to emphasize that we are only reporting on the exec levels (C-level, VPs, and directors), but there are many more people leaving in key engineering and management positions."

FrUD:

"Whenever it’s time to market FSD, it’s always about the promise of full self-driving, and whenever it’s time to take responsibilities, FSD is just a poor little level 2 ADAS system. It’s becoming old."

Automakers' share in China NEV market in Jul: BYD tops with 27.8%, Tesla 8th with 4.1% Tesla's market share in China's NEV market in July was lower than its 5.5 percent in June and lower than the 5.3 percent in the same period last year.

Automakers' share in China NEV market in Jul: BYD tops with 27.8%, Tesla 8th with 4.1%

Tesla's market share in China's NEV market in July was lower than its 5.5 percent in June and lower than the 5.3 percent in the same period last year. cnev.co/VxEyUFb 👇

Sydney's going to musk herself...

Tesla Diner is the Fyre Festival of Diners.

The Tesla Cybertruck of diners? Too easy?

Meant to put this up on Humpday, but happy Friday!

gizmodo must be new here...

wut....

JC Whitney, but yeah...

*am I dating myself?

"Driverless Tesla Train Already Carrying Sheep And Stopping For Nothing..."

8fixed it

How it started; how it’s going. Doh!(Jo)

Elon Musk: "Dojo is the Cybertruck of supercomputers..."

June 5, 2025 seems so long ago. Is this something the Tesla BoD based last week's Musk $30B pay bonus on?

Now please pay Musk $30B for his vision....

Also, GROK it to me, baby!

“It’s not a car company, it’s a technology… co… ohhh..”

Actual chart of an Elon Musk Pump™

I mean if Elon violated his student visa and Trump is in the Epstein files than it is alien versus predator

😭😭😭😭😭

bsky.app/profile/slee...

Another pump bites the dust. And another pump's gone, and another pump's gone, and another pump bites the dust*

*rinse repeat

25.055 Temporary Operating Permit (TOP) (REG 19F) (VC §4156) - California DMV The TOP is a two-part form with a validating sticker (REG 19S), which is issued for the following limited and specific instances to operate a vehicle when all registration fees have been paid and lice...

If it is unsold inventory, I’m pretty sure Tesla is violating CA DMV regulations by using TOPs (paper plates). They still have to pay a $50 fee per vehicle which is likely much cheaper for them than to lease parking lots.

www.dmv.ca.gov/portal/handb...

Toyota cuts annual profit estimate, expects $9.5 billion tariff hit Toyota Motor cut its full-year operating profit forecast by 16% on Thursday, expecting a nearly $10 billion hit from U.S. tariffs on imported cars and grappling with higher material prices and a stronger yen.

Toyota cuts annual profit estimate, expects $9.5 billion tariff hit reut.rs/3HboUvl

Teslas clog street parking spots in a Calif. neighborhood, locals say Signal Hill residents say dozens of Teslas are taking up street parking.

Some super strange Tesla channel stuffing...

www.sfgate.com/la/article/t...

Nvidia rejects US demand for backdoors in AI chips ‘There are no back doors in Nvidia chips.’

Nvidia rejects US demand for backdoors in AI chips