Jackson Hv.

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact

you can just do this

So that's where all the anarcholib homeschool moms of my childhood went

Anyone tut-tutting about “Church teaching on the right of nations to defend their borders” is going to be remembered in the end as morally equivalent to the anti-abolitionist Catholic bishops who obsessed over “Church teaching on slavery” completely apathetic to the reality of slavery

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

Pretty cool how the zoomers are saving rock and roll music through the invention of “Annoying Radiohead”

“The federal government should not have a national police force to harass state residents” is an argument that would be both legible to and enthusiastically supported by every member of the founding generation

The trees once spoke. The rivers and lakes as well.

And it’s good!

Well it's out jacksonhv.bandcamp.com/album/the-cl...

Bandcamp site: jacksonhv.bandcamp.com

Pre-save link, if you do that sort of thing: emubands.ffm.to/theclocksare...

This releases a week from today. It'll be on streaming and you can buy a CD on bandcamp. Here's what those look like

This book is so great

Francis was more Mike Shinoda whereas Leo is more Chester

It's called The Clocks Are All Set Wrong and it'll be out on January 8th. I'll post more as it comes up

The Wikipedia photo for "meat pie" is, if I may be so bold, deliberately hostile to the food.

Everyone at the office has been telling me "Big Zach is gonna get you" for like two weeks. I don't know any Zachs, no one will explain further. I finally emailed HR asking them to help, but they just looped in Big.Zach and said "FYI BZ".

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It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

there's something about tightly focused video of human faces showing extreme emotions that I find completely overwhelming. also the case with reaction gifs. i feel like you have to first deaden yourself to this kind of thing to enjoy it.

remember that article by that lady who got scammed out of $50,000 she was putting in shoeboxes for the cia and how people were like “it’s easy to make fun of them but this could happen to anyone” lol

I watched a few of these and i’m sorry, but this is stupid. the lady making these calls is not a good liar and the churches she’s talking to reasonably conclude that someone is trying to scam them. i’m not exactly the most vociferous defender of the american church but this is a dumb social stunt.

I did 😇 portae inferi non praevalebunt

I'll be honest I *really* didn't expect to get prayer in the national divorce

She's being far nicer than the reply to you that I typed out and deleted was

Born to make music FORCED to learn about CMYK color profiles

Also ignore that guy saying babies cannot self soothe, i have no idea what he's talking about lmao