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it's so sick to make more money on paper than i ever dreamed possible, but still have to budget like i'm 19 again making $8 an hour bc of how expensive life is

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

there's something about tightly focused video of human faces showing extreme emotions that I find completely overwhelming. also the case with reaction gifs. i feel like you have to first deaden yourself to this kind of thing to enjoy it.

remember that article by that lady who got scammed out of $50,000 she was putting in shoeboxes for the cia and how people were like “it’s easy to make fun of them but this could happen to anyone” lol

I watched a few of these and i’m sorry, but this is stupid. the lady making these calls is not a good liar and the churches she’s talking to reasonably conclude that someone is trying to scam them. i’m not exactly the most vociferous defender of the american church but this is a dumb social stunt.

I did 😇 portae inferi non praevalebunt

I'll be honest I *really* didn't expect to get prayer in the national divorce

She's being far nicer than the reply to you that I typed out and deleted was

Born to make music FORCED to learn about CMYK color profiles

Also ignore that guy saying babies cannot self soothe, i have no idea what he's talking about lmao

My experience has been that they go through periods of good and bad sleep, it's not always connected to anything identifiable, and sometimes we just let them sleep in our bed if that's the only thing that works. No easy fix but it does pass

Doctors are some of the dumbest people alive

this is basically all right wing politics now

I made an EP and I'm gonna release it :)

I don't know about the tumblr lesbian tradwives though

He listened to 3 seconds of that album and is guessing what it might be about entirely based on the title lol

Better dead than red tbh

mfw Nate Duncan, in the middle of a really listenable Nuggets pod, suddenly finds an opportunity to conflate the Avignon papacy with the Great Schism in the most annoying tone ever heard by human ears

The virgin AGI existential risk vs the chad global warming

There are only two types of products and services now: outright scam and pseudo scam (where you're like ehh technically I got something in exchange for my money but cmon)

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"When you spread out your hands, I will hide My eyes from you; Even though you make many prayers, I will not hear. Your hands are full of blood."

Immediately blocked that guy

To be totally fair he did say that was "a rumor"

Lot of focus on Trump saying the Amish don't have autism but i'm far more interested in him claiming they don't have autism in Cuba

One of the most raw and painful photos Ive taken

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again