π¦β¨ Anyone else up replaying the cursed timeline of how the realm collapsed? Just me, galloping through every bad scroll and shady council vote at 3am? Yeah... totally not spiraling. π #Politicorn #MagicalBurnout #UnicornsAgainstCollapse
19.06.2025 05:10 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
So Tennessee decided to outlaw gender-affirming care for trans youth?
Cool, coolβjust another day in the Dark Ages, Redux: Unicorns vs. Ignorance Edition. ποΈπβ¨
#Politicorn #TransRightsAreHumanRights #ProtectTransYouth #TennesseeWhatAreYouDoing #UnicornsForJustice #AbolishHateLegislation
19.06.2025 01:11 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
These arrests and deportations arenβt βorderββtheyβre state-sponsored shadow magic. Youβre not βprotecting borders,β youβre breaking communities and banishing the innocent.#Politicorn #AbolishICE #NoOneIsIllegal #BordersAreMadeUpMagic #JusticeForAllCreatures
18.06.2025 16:14 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
An image with a cartoony blue background that it both magical and patriotic with a large white thought bubble in the middle. Politicorn is in the bottom right corner saying: The time has come for me to descend from the rainbows to talk about some shit. Politics, religion, and all the cultural issues we were too polite to about before our democracy crumbled.
Want a "magical" take on the state of the world? Say less. #politics #unicorns #news #opinions #magic
17.06.2025 22:34 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
An image with a cartoony blue background that it both magical and patriotic with a large white thought bubble in the middle. Politicorn is in the bottom right corner saying: Privilege is when you think that something's not a problem because it's not a problem for you personally.
- David Gaider
Everyone supporting the ICE raids won't be happy once all the brown people are gone and the government comes for them next. #Politicorn #AbolishICE #NoOneIsIllegal #BordersAreMadeUpMagic #JusticeForAllCreatures
18.06.2025 16:27 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
An "About me" image of Politicorn. Politicorn's Personality and Preferences
β’ Age: Old enough
β’ Personally: Likes to. Crack jokes and sing (poorly). Humor can be dry, dark and/or sophmmoric depending on the day.
β’ Favorite Food: Yes
β’ Favorite snack: Golden Oreos
β’ Likes: Going to the.gym (although they curse through each rep, playing video games, watching cartoons, talking about politics and religion for fun
Allow me to introduce myself. #Politicorn #MythicalModeration #UnicornPolitics #BridgingDivides
18.06.2025 17:13 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
An image with a cartoony blue background that it both magical and patriotic with a large white thought bubble in the middle. Politicorn is at the bottom right corner saying: Gender-affirming care is life-saving care.
Banning it doesnβt βprotectβ kidsβit endangers them. Youβre not saving anyone. Youβre just casting fear spells for votes.
Protect ALL kids #Politicorn #TransRightsAreHumanRights #ProtectTransYouth #TennesseeWhatAreYouDoing #UnicornsForJustice #AbolishHateLegislation
19.06.2025 01:44 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
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Juneteenth: when freedom showed up two years late with no snacks and bad excuses.
Today we honor the resilience of our ancestorsβand side-eye the systems still running off βOops, all racism.β
Celebrate. Reflect. Keep galloping toward justice.
#Juneteenth #Politicorn
19.06.2025 14:47 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Because expecting Trump to keep a promise he read is wildβman treats words like decorative squiggles. He thought βforeign policyβ was a spa treatment. π¦ππ #Politicorn #ReadingIsFundamental #BrokenPromisesNoSurprise
19.06.2025 23:02 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
π¦π So the "Vote Trump" singer is in tears after ICE detained her husband?
Thatβs the thing about summoning monstersβyou donβt always get to choose who they bite. ππ€
#Politicorn #YouVotedForThis #ICEIsTheMonster #ActionsHaveConsequences
19.06.2025 23:10 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
π¦ So much for βno new wars,β huh? Trump said heβd bring peace, then cast Fireball on Iran. You canβt claim to end conflict while lighting the fuse. The hypocrisy isnβt just loudβitβs got a marching band. ποΈπ₯ #Politicorn #PeaceMeansNotBombing #UnicornsForDiplomacy
22.06.2025 02:26 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
"Well, we are all going to die." --Senator Joni Ernst
That has to be the glibbest way any politician has ever told a constituent that they didnβt give a shit about them.
30.05.2025 18:56 β π 16807 π 5418 π¬ 2012 π 619
He was here legally seeking asylum and made a wrong turn at the Peace Bridge.
29.05.2025 19:58 β π 595 π 134 π¬ 15 π 2
A Dr. Seuss drawing that links the America First movement to nazis.
"America First" is a KKK slogan. Dr. Seuss knew what was up.
24.03.2025 13:15 β π 134 π 38 π¬ 5 π 4
Bernie standing next to AOC holding a rally attendeeβs baby with people taking pictures, laughing and smiling.
Timeline cleanse π
24.03.2025 01:11 β π 111949 π 10099 π¬ 1918 π 496
19.03.2025 20:31 β π 13055 π 2430 π¬ 158 π 78
Threatening to impeach judges who check your power is proof you need judges checking your power.
19.03.2025 22:15 β π 19912 π 4164 π¬ 191 π 129
The administration is removing phone support for Soc Security recipients. Making it more difficult for seniors to get their checks. Itβs a back door way to cut SS benefits. Horrific.
If you know anyone who is impacted, please help them get online to get their benefits approved
19.03.2025 17:40 β π 68310 π 22955 π¬ 3257 π 973
NEBRASKA CROWD: βTAX THE RICH! TAX THE RICH!β
@USRepMikeFlood: βSo your proposal to solve (the debt) is tax the rich?β
NEBRASKA CROWD: *CHEERS WILDLY*
(not sure this went quite as he planned π¬)
18.03.2025 23:01 β π 76135 π 18849 π¬ 2530 π 2058
Destroy the country then give yourself a vacation. What a gig.
11.03.2025 16:16 β π 5708 π 1426 π¬ 228 π 64
Dude says we have to take care of our law enforcement
FUCK YOU!!! YOU ASSHOLE YOU PARDONED OUR ATTACKERS
05.03.2025 03:10 β π 31653 π 6423 π¬ 465 π 177
A San Antonio wax museum removed the Trump figure because visitors kept punching it.
Iβd punch it
05.03.2025 20:51 β π 59 π 6 π¬ 6 π 1
I just called my reps to Express Disapproval of Trump's Tariffs β you should too: 5calls.org/issue/trump-...
#trumptariffs #dosomething #makeacall
05.03.2025 22:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I agree with Donald Trump that an unelected bureaucrat should be fired.
Letβs start with Elon Musk.
05.03.2025 03:11 β π 18236 π 2981 π¬ 632 π 108
05.03.2025 18:21 β π 20721 π 4840 π¬ 225 π 157
Dave Matthews' Tour Bus
04.03.2025 18:56 β π 1508 π 255 π¬ 21 π 7
If you use Venmo or CashApp and don't want to get scammed, listen up.
05.03.2025 14:21 β π 7281 π 2542 π¬ 289 π 148
Well said!
05.03.2025 20:37 β π 76612 π 19247 π¬ 1240 π 609
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