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i am vivian, aka real subtle, the original "nice woman online". lets have fun, ok? problem soothe: problemsoothe.bsky.social neocities: https://magic-mirror.neocities.org/ ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/mimafromtouhou5

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I was just thinking that if garfield and friends was quanxi and her girlfriends who never die and have funny moments in their lives then it would be Quanxi n' Friends and be an improvememt on Chainsaw Man. Therefore, good point!

05.11.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

chainsaw man sucks it should be Quanxi N' 'Friends. like garfield and friends but it is quanxi and her girlfriends and instead of dying they have funny moments in their lives together.

31.10.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Quanxi, and her girlfriends sit in a dim room where cosmo tries her best to sing for karaoke

Quanxi, and her girlfriends sit in a dim room where cosmo tries her best to sing for karaoke

yuritober day 30 but its fan art of quanxi and her girlfriends

31.10.2025 05:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 749    ๐Ÿ” 275    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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The Stupid Adventures of Ally & Pasqualo: "Start Wreck"

31.10.2025 02:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
it's an illustration of a figure seated on a giant pheasant. they're on a beach

it's an illustration of a figure seated on a giant pheasant. they're on a beach

final fantasy xiv: a realm reborn (1925)

26.10.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing glasses is playing a video game on a computer screen . ALT: a man wearing glasses is playing a video game on a computer screen .
22.10.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

welcome to san andreas. i'm cj from grove street / a land of gray crags, archtrees, and everlasting dragons

11.10.2025 05:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

im not backing down from this one. this is me bravely standing up for the truth

02.10.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

vrisrosemary

02.10.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

keeps the witchhunters away! : )

29.09.2025 04:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its so fucking stupid that he smiles. its so stupid that hes constantly smiling and extroverted and loud and not even slightly clever at all. to these people dave is going to be a meme character with zero emotional complexity or tenderness or realism of any kind

29.09.2025 04:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"no dude u gotta just skip acts 1-4 and get to the trolls!!" "the fanart and fanfic is better!!" like not to exonerate hussie but no wonder the huss burnt out, like, how can you feel like your work means anything when people are proudly refusing to challenge themselves to engage

29.09.2025 04:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:D

29.09.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank you! it is extremely precious and significant to me.

29.09.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

went 'er soldier? i barely know 'er! i also barely soldj 'er!

29.09.2025 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i dont know what your experience with homestuck has been like but ive been a dedicated fan since 2010 and ive often felt like 'what the fuck webcomic are these hyperactive ferretbrains reading' with the fandom. but it feels further removed than its ever been and HSBC and the pilot worsen it a lot

29.09.2025 04:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

its like he was written, drawn, and acted by someone who only knows dave strider through like 2010s memes about him. like his only attribute is "cool and arrogant kid", theres none of his weird pokerfacing internal tension, he can be such an understated character but we just get the caricature here

28.09.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yooooooooo They/he Gavin newsome?? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

27.09.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LEAVING ASIDE THE OBVIOUS LOGISTICAL ISSUES THERE LOL its such lazy and obvious bait to drive interest. the way dave is characterized feels like the way Caliborn writes him in Homosuck--smiling smug smirking Alpha Male who everyone wants to toootaally bone instead of like. poker facing insecure mess

27.09.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A low point for me was like--there's a scene where John chides Dave for engaging in too many ironic shenanigans or w/e--but *nothing dave does is really all that ironic*, there's no time to show SBAHJ or dave's blog, so 'he is ironic' becomes just, a stated but undemonstrated Factoid about him

27.09.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's exactly it. The pilot showcases a bunch of the imagery but is so light on any actual substance that it becomes almost incoherent. They have to replace some of the more elaborate jokes with floppy one liners, and then waste limited screentime on terrible fourth wall breaks.

27.09.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if this got greenlit they would need it to be a like -full- series, the complexity only scales and theyve already skipped so many things that are meant to be called back to later. time will tell, but im gratified to hear that the pacing issues were apparent from a semi outsider perspective as well!

27.09.2025 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and we have no idea what their deal is or why we should care. just sloppy storytelling, all flash and no substance. i still really love and recommend homestuck, if you ever have a mind to read it ill send ya my copy of the Unofficial Homestuck Collection!

27.09.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a big part of homestuck is sort of like taking your time, reading supplemental stuff like dave's webcomic and rose's gamefaq and in-game texts like the gamebro article, sassacre book etc. theres no time for any of that in this pilot, its just 'four kids are there and playing a video game'

27.09.2025 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i think this just ruined my day

27.09.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wow, the homestuck animated series pilot. fucking dismal. so much crunched into a small space that it loses all coherency, dialogue is severely dumbed down and then peppered with fucks and 2025-speak to seem lively. this was such a bad idea and the implementation was even worse than i imagined

27.09.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

god gives his battles withoutest honor or humanity to his most honorable humans.

26.09.2025 02:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

rocko's ashen wings~ (rocko's ashen wings!)

26.09.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good news about the existence of Torako/Asagi yuri!

25.09.2025 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
i can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games
FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS
I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!
I TOLD YOU DOG!
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
I TOLD YOU MAN
I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!

i can't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all these games FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO! I TOLD YOU DOG! IT KEEPS HAPPENING I TOLD YOU MAN I TOLD YOU ABOUT STAIRS!

24.09.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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