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I thought it was going to be a very surprising Jeff Foxworthy joke.

This reminds me to predict: Trump will "rescind" the Juneteenth holiday this year by executive order and MAGAs will own the libs by going to work that day while the rest of the country takes the day off.

Can we make the whole family write them out by hand like Steve Martin in The Jerk?

There has been an uptick in those! I was just poking at the fact that those reports have been coming since the first term.

There's some misinformation out there. My understanding is the spoon is to be set afloat in the Mississippi and a dragonfly will power it downstream to his next deployment.

Recent?

A New York Times headline, reading: "Few Voters Say Trump’s Second Term Has Made the Country Better, Poll Finds A majority of voters said that Mr. Trump had focused on the wrong priorities and that they disapproved of his handling of top issues, but the president still enjoys strong support from Republicans." The last clause is highlighted.

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A seed planting tray sits on a kitchen counter prepped for the planting of tomatoes. The tray is full of fresh soil with plant labels inserted in the cells and tomatoes seed packets are scattered around.

Hope comes around like it does every winter.

Yeah, are we talking about bringing in professional, well-trained soldiers (perhaps not entirely enthused by the mission) to replace the masked paramilitary that's been spun up in a few month's time with recruitment at gun shows and MMA events?

Is there a Black Signal we can turn on to summon PE and the S1Ws? I feel like that's probably our best bet at this point.

A screenshot of a Bluesky post shows a quoted post that displays only "Deleted" withe the comment "Good." from the quote poster.

Evergreen skeet.

I don't know, there may be a couple of ideas out there. Universal healthcare, funding early childhood education, free school lunches, paid family leave, accessible health care for women, encouraging immigration, preventing global climate catastrophes, not having death squads roaming our cities, affo

This image could become the focal point for this crime, and we don't even know if it's real.

You should not post it if you can't positively validate it. Otherwise it's just creating a smokescreen for the actual murderer.

👇 indeed.

Do you know if this is a photo, or is it a AI estimation of the ICE who was only recorded wearing a balaclava?

A colorful array of holiday cookies shaped like stars and snowflakes and crescent moons dry on racks on a kitchen counter.

A tin of snowflake cookies along with other colorful holiday cookies dry on a countertop.

And ..

A paper-lined sheet pan filled with star-shaped cookies waiting to be baked.

Rolled-out cookie dough that has already had a dozen or so star-shaped cookies cut out.

A white cat sleeps on a chair next to a sheet pan of crescent moon cookies waiting to be baked.

Holiday cookies cool on racks after baking.

Third batch of cookies this season. Possibly obsessed.

The kids are alright, and asking for CDs for Christmas.

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Why isn't it in gold?

Or at least one that will be easiest to remove with minimal residue when the same facilities crew is up there in 3 years.

I'm a single-issue voter now and my issue is the Thanks Joe Biden Reagan National Airport.

The movie poster for the film "Return of the Jedi" depicts the characters in a dramatic arrangement with the protagonists in center and Darth Vader and a space battle in the background.

I'll interpret it as a good omen.

Who are the Mormon Key and Peele?

Read that one again from another direction.

I always say the same about Texas, but the years do wear on.

In a way he does. Every day you wore the hat after "grab em by the p****y" (or take your pick) it got harder and harder to take it off.

Where are the Playstation 2s?