Underdog KC

When the siren song of the West Side calls, we go. Rain and the ongoing clusterfuck that is Southwest Boulevard notwithstanding. Have the best Friday you can.

I dunno... Indianapolis is kind of a schlep.

The kind you should expect.

The kind you should expect.

I'm prettier, but he's more petite.

So he had the advantage and walked away with the record that afternoon.

Some of those scores...yikes!

You're gonna bitch and moan even if you get a trip to Oz.

Hell yeah!

So much shorter than Tom Cruise.

Who is actually 5'8"-5'9".

Which I only know because I've stood next to him on a street corner.

We were both trying to pick up sailors.

Goddamned right!

Goddamned right!

So alla you Fagans need to get on it!

They are putting up some architectural abominations on Ward Pkwy.

Congrats! Whoever is in for a great show. Love Stomp.

And Netanyahu has been champing at the bit for so long.

Oh I hope so!

That would be delicious!

A *short* cosplay tough guy.

His fear of that brings me great joy.

Not to worry, darlin'...a lot of us did.

It would be a damned shame if this photo of markwaynemullin hiding like a coward from what his party says were peaceful visitors were to be widely disseminated.

I remember, though...Pepperidge Farms too, I imagine.

FWIW, Israel has already said it wasn't them.

Of course, it's precisely the sort of thing they would do then deny.

Same is true of the US, frankly.

Never even heard of it...keep us apprised.

The ayatollahs could issue the funniest statement ever today:

"Wait. He just appointed the second-most deadbrained Senator to head homeland security and he gave the dog-shooting Barbie some made-up job defending the Western Hemisphere. And now he wants to name our Supreme Leader? The fuck you say."

Holy cats!

Get it, ma'am!

Missouri Republican revives ‘personhood’ amendment criminalizing abortion For the second year in a row, state Sen. Mike Moon, an Ash Grove Republican, is sponsoring a proposed constitutional amendment that would treat embryos as people, potentially exposing abortion patient...

I just *knew* that the MO lege could be as evil as the KS lege.

Fuck me thrice.

HEY-oh!

Trump fires Homeland Security Secretary Noem after mounting criticism over her leadership Oklahoma Republican Sen. Markwayne Mullin says he has no idea how quickly his nomination to replace Kristi Noem at the Department of Homeland Security will move.

I'm as in favor of removing her as anyone. But Markwayne Mullin isn't a step up.

Thursday! HomeTown Trivia! Mae's! 7:30! Come out for a chance to win $30, 20 or 10 in gift certificates. C'mon...you know you wanna play.

Tonight's hint: Their stamps were recordings.

See alla yiz at Mae's!

I dunno what you're creating atmospherics for, and I'm pretty sure I don't wanna know.