Underdog KC

I get the excitement and everything, but Basehor is no more a part of Kansas City than Lone Jack. Or Excelsior Springs.

"juice" was a noun, but yeah.

'Night all...

Live long enough...

Yeah...maybe.

As a name?

If you receive an illegal order, you have a duty to disobey.

This isn’t controversial.

A President calling for the execution of anyone who reminds service members of this oath is showing us why the duty to disobey illegal orders is so important in the first place.

I just heard Jack LaLanne name checked in a hip hop song.

We are through the looking glass here, people.

Can't. Won't.

This:

My favorite part of this photo are the Strawberry Shortcake sheets.

If Cheney is cremated and scattered across Wyoming, that's gonna make for an enormous al fresco public urinal.

That's the one. As we walked in Butch was pulling away from the pawnshop on Zed's chopper.

Just walked to Pulp Fiction on BBC America. Moments after the scene that woulda traumatized la Principessa.

So our timing was exquisite.

Rather abrupt end-of-day thing.

Fucking Evergy.

On this Transgender Day of Remembrance, we honor the trans people lost to violence in the U.S. this year.

Widespread poverty, homelessness, and discrimination makes trans people 4x more likely to experience violence than the average person.

We shouldn’t have to live in fear to be who we are.

Thursday! HomeTown Trivia! Pressed Penny! 7:30! Come out for a chance to win $30, 20 or 10 in gift certificates. C'mon...you know you wanna play.

Tonight's hint: Was Lunar Larry initially.

See alla yiz at Pressed Penny!

It's a safe bet these days.

The Five Best Randy Newman Songs To Fuck To Everyone appreciates Randy Newman’s signature voice as it conveys sardonic song lyrics set to classically arranged pop and folk music, but did you know his music is also great to fuck to? That’s right...

I have every one of these on my naughty nighttime playlist.

Barry White too, natch.

Do I know anyone in or around Andersonville/Ravenswood neighborhoods in Chicago that know of available apartments? Kind of a last minute thing.

All thanks in advance

Oftentimes on purpose.

Mixing tart and sweeter apples is a pro move.

Although I also like a pie made with just Granny Smith, too.

It's not like Jussie Smollet was all that successful, after all.

So to get the two votes, rather than re-draft a no bill in the Comey case and present the new indictment to the grand jury, Halligan had the foreperson sign the new charges while a second grand juror WATCHED? Did Halligan just cuck justice?

A resignation I support wholeheartedly.

That tracks.

Wednesday! HomeTown Trivia Fric & Frac! 7:30! Come out for a great time & a shot at $30, 20 or 10 in house cash. C'mon...you know you wanna play.

Tonight's hint: Her trip only took 72 days.

See alla yiz at The Frac!

Back on my bullshit.

Shoulda gotten into Spirit Halloween when you had the chance.