not an art thief

(randy newman hits the piano)

rich people
stuck in dubai

Happy #DeLaSoulDay! 3/3 🌼🌼🌼

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Cartoon titled "know the work rules". The first panel, labeled "appropriate" depicts Garfield the cat in a business suit leaning around the edge of a cubicle and pointing to a woman at her desk while saying, "coffee lasagna Mondays am I right?" to which the woman responds, hands clasped together, "awww you're so funny" The second panel, labeled "inappropriate", depicts a far side cow leaning around the edge of the same cubicle and speaking with a word bubble which contains only the shapes of the 4 cow tools. The woman fearfully picks up the Phone and says, "hello , complaint department??!"

know the funny papers rules

Our Secretary of Ladies-Covering-Their-Drinks wants to talk about "warfighting" because it makes him feel tingly and that's part of why we're at war now. Dying empire shit

like with bullets

no conversations, no deep meaningful reflection. no consultation with the lord.

shot.

i’m a pretty go along to get along fella, i mean i’m not mister rogers but i’m not far off, so forgive me when i say all of these people should be shot

the problem with an administration run by and for rapists is that they simply cannot comprehend that the other country gets to fight back on their terms, the way they want, and that’s gonna be asymmetric and unpredictable.

did you think they never contemplated this moment.

most of the officer corps thinks this guy is an absolute joke

somebody sock this guy in the mouth

totally radical tubular dope warfighters.

man shut the fuck up

(all my friends and family cut me off) yeah i spoke with the head of human resources they told me they noticed a lot of bot activity which they are cleaning up. it’s good, really.

i think @edsbs.bsky.social said that stevie is the american beatle. not that he's a member of the beatles or whatever, he's not. he's just on another planet, the way the beatles were. they produced the beatles and we produced stevie wonder.

stevie also hits you with overjoyed, which once you're past the *three grammy album of the year awards* you hear this song and you're like oh he can write these songs forever. youtu.be/BxduS2F9dIM?...

(screaming in stevie wonder voice) did you know you're loved by somebody

stevie goes fucking wild after the bridge, it's just vibes. nobody can do it.

it's like eight minutes long

you guys think i'm joking, my wife and i have an emergency protocol for when stevie wonder dies. she'll text me and say "motown is down" and i will immediately call the office and get a substitute. i will come home. i will cry for maybe two hours. all the buddies will come over. not remotely a joke.

absolute fucking banger

let's not try to sing stevie in karaoke. let's live within ourselves., core.

it's a banger and no you can no sing it and neither can i

stevie means more to me than i can ever explain

YouTube video by Stevie Wonder - Topic As

when i left my school where i taught for fifteen years and where i met my wife i was so scared to go to a new place but i put this on and i knew it was gonna be okay
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLbm...

rolling through every stevie wonder and luther vandross album made me a better human being and when luther died a little bit of me died and when stevie dies i will be absolutely inconsolable and my wife already has a plan for getting me out of work because i will just crumble.

you think it's a joke but they changed my life. they made me a better person.

there is no way to quantify what luther, stevie wonder, and anita baker did for suburban white guys. it unlocked something i think people refer to as a soul.

anita baker sweet love and luther a house is not a home, they will go in the vault.

anita baker, just man i tell you what

when society falls apart it will be one of the holy relics

i mean gray running through this hair, it bangs. love it. can’t wait for more.