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higher level buffoon. college football fan. veteran, ucla graduate, liverpool fc supporter. sometimes i do good posts and then i do bad ones. beware of ignorance and want.

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ICE: You get to beat people up for money if you can run very slowly a few times a week
ICE Candidate: What if I just blast gear instead
ICE: It's only a mile and a half and the pace isn't demanding
ICE Candidate: ...gear?

21.10.2025 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dude absolutely adores a v neck sweater with a white undershirt, itโ€™s like his uniform the way bogdanovich would wear an ascot

21.10.2025 01:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The funniest thing about those wakkadoo patriot prepper food commercials has to be that they spend half their run time explaining how to use a QR code to their target audience

21.10.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 60    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

every museum in america is calling an all hands meeting right now to go over security protocols. making sure every camera works. checking the doors. panic mode.

20.10.2025 23:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you can usually get around ten to fifteen percent of the value of the piece as a loan

20.10.2025 23:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that it is identifiable isnโ€™t a big deal. it has value sitting in a warehouse. when they hit the gardner in boston all those paintings were very famous. they are used as black market collateral.

20.10.2025 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a lot of stolen art functions as collateral, again just what i have heard

20.10.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

precious art and jewelry can be used as collateral for a sizeable loan. or so i have heard. outside my area of expertise.

20.10.2025 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we finally found something uvalde police are willing to protect

20.10.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
gut shot guy in unforgiven

gut shot guy in unforgiven

when the 99 yard pick six hits

20.10.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

99 yard pick six might be the absolute dagger of all time and i am including walk off home runs. youโ€™re the guy in unforgiven shot in the gut, iโ€™m dying, boys.

20.10.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is just, like, a lot of dust

20.10.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you know what, jesus take the wheel, i canโ€™t even with this dust right now

20.10.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

rewatching carnivale and you know a wall of dust a thousand miles wide and a thousand feet tall might have me believing in that old time religion. biblical shit.

20.10.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

guys that call in to wfan to complain about the jets, basically

20.10.2025 21:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know why.

Itโ€™s supposedly cursed

The story of the Regent diamond is absolutely bonkers

20.10.2025 19:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 295    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

you donโ€™t have to tell people the weird shit that you do, you have that right

20.10.2025 21:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i canโ€™t imagine being in a room with these people, nothing is worth that

20.10.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol

20.10.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if you patrol baldwin hills you live in baldwin hills

20.10.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we will never fix law enforcement but i want one rule and that is you have to be a cop in the zip code where you live. no more occupying forces from castaic coming into inglewood. no more commuter cops. you live where you police.

20.10.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 170    ๐Ÿ” 32    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

how confident you are. confident and terrified. the rebellion isnโ€™t here anymore, itโ€™s flown away, itโ€™s everywhere now. there is a whole galaxy here to disgust you.

20.10.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

vance always wanted to be racist, he just loves being a bigot. he enjoys it.

20.10.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no matter what disney does with star wars i got tony gilroy doing a master work and iโ€™ll have that forever.

20.10.2025 00:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

itโ€™s not fun like at all

20.10.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

what a wonderful gift we were given with this show. a gift.

20.10.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

super not fun. below average experience.

20.10.2025 00:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you just say goodbye and then itโ€™s over

20.10.2025 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

absolute fucking hammer

20.10.2025 00:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

man watching the episode of andor where [redacted] has to disconnect the line and [redacted] dies and it just crushes me. sat in a room with my mom when she died and just man itโ€™s a hammer.

20.10.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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