not an art thief

barstow

two dudes that absolutely love not paying taxes

poor whitey ford :-(

simpsons and here come the pretzels

halftime whistle blows

yeah this has got to be rock bottom. fans leaving in first half stoppage time. woof.

yeah my chip kelly/deshaun foster years, i get it. just openly at war with my beloved thing.

smithers, deploy the emergency sam allardyce

i do wonder what the club would be like had they gotten the stadium instead of west ham. the new one is a marvel but this club is just i dunno man, completely lost.

2-1 palace

they need to hit rock bottom

i genuinely think spurs might get relegated

i'm not calling a grown man "markwayne"

those guys love deadnaming, so his name is now mark mullin. five year child name having ass dude.

so noem got fired. must be weird for her to get fucked like that without her husband watching and weeping in the corner.

guys this is terrible cope

big ten wins three straight national titles and the southeastern conference is like we simply must get more shitty coaches into the senate

Josh Hawley barely kissing his wife.

McDonald's CEO eating one of his burgers.

gonna ruffle some feathers here but i say yes

do other human beings deserve agency, truly one of mankind’s oldest and most unsolvable questions

Rahm's like we gotta get Helmut Kohl to use Earthlink. Maybe some midnight basketball, go nuts.

norm

diane lane in the outsiders and jennifer connelly in the rocketeer, two totems in my journey from a lad to a man

diane lane in the outsiders is, uh, not ugly

mi esposa would say i’m a difficult man to know but dude i get along with everybody, its my superpower.

you gonna go through life fighting everybody and everything, that’s cool. i get great stuff by being nice and a good hang.

just had to fix an outlet and dude came out and fixed it and three other things at cost because we started talking college football.

being nice is super easy and you also often can benefit from it other than the benefit of being happy

devils on horseback man i tell you what

jose that works at the sea chest painted my entire house both inside and out, i basically eat for free there.

cambria is super dope and yes it is its own weird thing. i grew up going there my whole life and lived there for a couple years and we spend every summer and most holidays there. it’s our second home. i’ll grab an apricot french toast from creekside for you next time i head up.

i do not, my grandparents built a home there which my wife and i now own. i wish i taught at coast union or morro bay high school.

did you not have an adult in the home to tell you about the correct pens

the only two good pens are pilot g-2 and frixion erasable, i won’t even respect this picture by looking at it.

those are the two pens. grow up, be an adult. g-2 and frixion erasable for your planner. the end.