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higher level buffoon. college football fan. veteran, ucla graduate, liverpool fc supporter. sometimes i do good posts and then i do bad ones. beware of ignorance and want.

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barstow

05.03.2026 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

two dudes that absolutely love not paying taxes

05.03.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

poor whitey ford :-(

05.03.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
simpsons and here come the pretzels

simpsons and here come the pretzels

halftime whistle blows

05.03.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah this has got to be rock bottom. fans leaving in first half stoppage time. woof.

05.03.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah my chip kelly/deshaun foster years, i get it. just openly at war with my beloved thing.

05.03.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

smithers, deploy the emergency sam allardyce

05.03.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i do wonder what the club would be like had they gotten the stadium instead of west ham. the new one is a marvel but this club is just i dunno man, completely lost.

2-1 palace

05.03.2026 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they need to hit rock bottom

05.03.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i genuinely think spurs might get relegated

05.03.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i'm not calling a grown man "markwayne"

those guys love deadnaming, so his name is now mark mullin. five year child name having ass dude.

05.03.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

so noem got fired. must be weird for her to get fucked like that without her husband watching and weeping in the corner.

05.03.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

guys this is terrible cope

05.03.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

big ten wins three straight national titles and the southeastern conference is like we simply must get more shitty coaches into the senate

05.03.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Josh Hawley barely kissing his wife.

Josh Hawley barely kissing his wife.

McDonald's CEO eating one of his burgers.

05.03.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gonna ruffle some feathers here but i say yes

05.03.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

do other human beings deserve agency, truly one of mankind’s oldest and most unsolvable questions

05.03.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Rahm's like we gotta get Helmut Kohl to use Earthlink. Maybe some midnight basketball, go nuts.

05.03.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

norm

05.03.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

diane lane in the outsiders and jennifer connelly in the rocketeer, two totems in my journey from a lad to a man

05.03.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

diane lane in the outsiders is, uh, not ugly

05.03.2026 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

mi esposa would say i’m a difficult man to know but dude i get along with everybody, its my superpower.

05.03.2026 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

you gonna go through life fighting everybody and everything, that’s cool. i get great stuff by being nice and a good hang.

05.03.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

just had to fix an outlet and dude came out and fixed it and three other things at cost because we started talking college football.

being nice is super easy and you also often can benefit from it other than the benefit of being happy

05.03.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

devils on horseback man i tell you what

05.03.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jose that works at the sea chest painted my entire house both inside and out, i basically eat for free there.

05.03.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

cambria is super dope and yes it is its own weird thing. i grew up going there my whole life and lived there for a couple years and we spend every summer and most holidays there. it’s our second home. i’ll grab an apricot french toast from creekside for you next time i head up.

05.03.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i do not, my grandparents built a home there which my wife and i now own. i wish i taught at coast union or morro bay high school.

05.03.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

did you not have an adult in the home to tell you about the correct pens

05.03.2026 02:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the only two good pens are pilot g-2 and frixion erasable, i won’t even respect this picture by looking at it.

those are the two pens. grow up, be an adult. g-2 and frixion erasable for your planner. the end.

05.03.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0