not an art thief

iran has a very sophisticated intelligence service and they haven’t even given the “steal a base” sign from the third base coach’s box

but they can, and they might

if all bets are off then all bets are off for the other guy too

i’m not a child, i don’t think these people will ever face justice, but i am straight up not on board, do your worst to these guys, i will look the other way

i know it doesn’t matter but i just want it on the record i acknowledge that by hitting schools and desalinization plants we are committing unspeakable war crimes and i, personally, think it’s kind of a major bummer

i mean is the other manner they thought they would come home what we in the human being industry refer to as “alive”

banking on it

abraham lincoln

he’s turning back into a little kid, not that he was ever a fully formed adult. hey anybody know of a any cognitive type stuff where that behavior presents itself.

now give szoboszlai all the money please and thank you

gravenberch is only 23 years old i totally forgot that. anyway now signed until 2032 we love to see it.

they make it a point to highlight that both sides in each dispute are pretty not sane

i mean everything john hughes made is pretty uncomfortable

not a reality tv guy like at all but this hbo show neighbors is just a fascinating insight into the american brain. i mean they are like a couple standard deviations from joe average but not enough.

oh well, if allah wills it

there is an extended bit on the sopranos about how everybody laughs at tony’s stupid fucking jokes because he’s the boss and a bully and he finally realizes it

let’s all try to be as self-aware as a make believe idiot mafia goon

well he’s a lunatic, so make of that what you will

no, why would you think that, did anybody say anything about a war

president vowing to remember perfidious albion

sir i am with you, perfidious albion must be brought to heel. go weapons hot on a few targets, may i suggest stamford bridge, the etihad, and old trafford.

My man in a bmw sitting in the parking lot eating a chicken bake. I see you, comrade; Costco is the great equalizer.

brave of manchester city and newcastle to battle it out with their home countries under constant rocket fire from iran

aaayyyyy i’m hittin dingers over here, things of that nature

some people are going to say stuff like bing bong boom i hit-a the home run and bada beep bada boop upper tank and man just keep that shit off my timeline

i am humbly asking you to forget about it

this is jose oquendo erasure

ernie whitt is in the remember some guys hall of fame

A+ nickname

offside, carriage turns back into a pumpkin.

fucking get in there lads

2-2 wrexham/chelsea

camus and serling battling for the twentieth century’s coolest guy while smoking heaters and staring at each other stone faced

yeah shoot this guy

referee refusing to blow the final whistle out of oppositional defiance disorder