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higher level buffoon. college football fan. veteran, ucla graduate, liverpool fc supporter. sometimes i do good posts and then i do bad ones. beware of ignorance and want.

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check out bruce hornsby over here talking about dead soldiers

01.03.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hey man i am doing my best

01.03.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you know who you are and more importantly so do i

01.03.2026 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone that’s never supported a politician with a nazi tattoo take one step forward

not so fast, some of you

01.03.2026 21:19 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he was a stubborn old man before he was an old man

01.03.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bernard sanders, big β€œi was wrong”guy

he probably hasn’t apologized for anything in sixty years, i don’t expect him to start now. he is who he is for good and for ill.

01.03.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i hear philip rivers is available

01.03.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

beast team to flop era speed run

01.03.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms | Season 1 Bloopers
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just guys being dudes

01.03.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

i rarely like chelsea players but i genuinely feel bad for reece james, he’s surrounded by reckless idiots, what’s he supposed to say

01.03.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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the beautiful game

01.03.2026 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

i still have the teeny tiniest feeling arsenal will bottle it but i need them to win this match so there we are

01.03.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

liverpool have been a bit shit this year but the saving grace is that chelsea is absolutely brain dead every week

01.03.2026 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the constant mauling of goalkeepers on corners makes soccer not fun tbh

01.03.2026 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

caicedo gunning for that tenth yellow card. not sad liverpool missed on him.

01.03.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i just don't enjoy watching football games decided by who's better at corners

01.03.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 195    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 8
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I just got a YouTube ad for a faith based clothing line that appears to answer the question "what if you love the Lord and HATE leg day?"

01.03.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
ilhan omar nuking nancy mace from orbit

ilhan omar nuking nancy mace from orbit

i see there were multiple precision strikes this weekend

01.03.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

the best dads are the ones that want you to live the lives they didn’t get to

01.03.2026 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m pretty sure she will get one because i will pay for it

01.03.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she’s an honest to god saint

01.03.2026 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

she’s a saint and when she dies there will not be monument or a plaque big enough to encompass the impact of her life

01.03.2026 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

it’s why when i said i just want to go be a school teacher my dad said have a great time, david, you’ll be amazing.

i know he wanted me to go bigger, he arranged a few jobs for me out of college, but he just wanted me to be happy. what better gift can a father give.

01.03.2026 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he was such a good dad

01.03.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just go live your best life my friends, if you don’t it will kill you. it killed my dad.

01.03.2026 03:11 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

guy just wanted to take care of dogs and he didn’t even get to do that

01.03.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

anyway my point is do whatever you want, live however you want. you only get one run.

01.03.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

he was a hugely successful chemist. he had a few patents. he killed it. just insanely successful.

so my dad is dying in 2019 of cancer and he’s completely crumbling as people do when they die of cancer, it sucks, and he says all i wanted to do was take care of dogs.

01.03.2026 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

my dad used to volunteer at the crenshaw animal hospital after school, a drive down from palos verdes where he lived because he was rich. and he did it because he wanted to get away and he loved animals. so he goes to uc davis to be a vet and my grandfather says my son will not be a doggie doctor.

01.03.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

they make me feel weak every day

01.03.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0