ICE: You get to beat people up for money if you can run very slowly a few times a week
ICE Candidate: What if I just blast gear instead
ICE: It's only a mile and a half and the pace isn't demanding
ICE Candidate: ...gear?
@famousartthief.bsky.social
higher level buffoon. college football fan. veteran, ucla graduate, liverpool fc supporter. sometimes i do good posts and then i do bad ones. beware of ignorance and want.
ICE: You get to beat people up for money if you can run very slowly a few times a week
ICE Candidate: What if I just blast gear instead
ICE: It's only a mile and a half and the pace isn't demanding
ICE Candidate: ...gear?
dude absolutely adores a v neck sweater with a white undershirt, itโs like his uniform the way bogdanovich would wear an ascot
21.10.2025 01:52 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0The funniest thing about those wakkadoo patriot prepper food commercials has to be that they spend half their run time explaining how to use a QR code to their target audience
21.10.2025 01:20 โ ๐ 60 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0every museum in america is calling an all hands meeting right now to go over security protocols. making sure every camera works. checking the doors. panic mode.
20.10.2025 23:21 โ ๐ 29 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0you can usually get around ten to fifteen percent of the value of the piece as a loan
20.10.2025 23:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0that it is identifiable isnโt a big deal. it has value sitting in a warehouse. when they hit the gardner in boston all those paintings were very famous. they are used as black market collateral.
20.10.2025 23:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0a lot of stolen art functions as collateral, again just what i have heard
20.10.2025 23:09 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0precious art and jewelry can be used as collateral for a sizeable loan. or so i have heard. outside my area of expertise.
20.10.2025 23:08 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0we finally found something uvalde police are willing to protect
20.10.2025 22:31 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0gut shot guy in unforgiven
when the 99 yard pick six hits
20.10.2025 22:29 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 099 yard pick six might be the absolute dagger of all time and i am including walk off home runs. youโre the guy in unforgiven shot in the gut, iโm dying, boys.
20.10.2025 22:28 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0this is just, like, a lot of dust
20.10.2025 22:18 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0you know what, jesus take the wheel, i canโt even with this dust right now
20.10.2025 22:17 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0rewatching carnivale and you know a wall of dust a thousand miles wide and a thousand feet tall might have me believing in that old time religion. biblical shit.
20.10.2025 22:12 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1guys that call in to wfan to complain about the jets, basically
20.10.2025 21:49 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I know why.
Itโs supposedly cursed
The story of the Regent diamond is absolutely bonkers
you donโt have to tell people the weird shit that you do, you have that right
20.10.2025 21:40 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0i canโt imagine being in a room with these people, nothing is worth that
20.10.2025 14:54 โ ๐ 10 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0lol
20.10.2025 03:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0if you patrol baldwin hills you live in baldwin hills
20.10.2025 01:10 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0we will never fix law enforcement but i want one rule and that is you have to be a cop in the zip code where you live. no more occupying forces from castaic coming into inglewood. no more commuter cops. you live where you police.
20.10.2025 01:09 โ ๐ 170 ๐ 32 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 6how confident you are. confident and terrified. the rebellion isnโt here anymore, itโs flown away, itโs everywhere now. there is a whole galaxy here to disgust you.
20.10.2025 01:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0vance always wanted to be racist, he just loves being a bigot. he enjoys it.
20.10.2025 00:43 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0no matter what disney does with star wars i got tony gilroy doing a master work and iโll have that forever.
20.10.2025 00:42 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0itโs not fun like at all
20.10.2025 00:40 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0what a wonderful gift we were given with this show. a gift.
20.10.2025 00:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0super not fun. below average experience.
20.10.2025 00:34 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0you just say goodbye and then itโs over
20.10.2025 00:30 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0absolute fucking hammer
20.10.2025 00:29 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0man watching the episode of andor where [redacted] has to disconnect the line and [redacted] dies and it just crushes me. sat in a room with my mom when she died and just man itโs a hammer.
20.10.2025 00:28 โ ๐ 25 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1