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2 x Webby & Emmy winning writer/Hulu showrunner/YouTube Originals Writer "One of Internet comedy's brightest stars" - The Guardian My COMEDY PODCAST Erotica Verbatim: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/erotica-verbatim/id1714501451

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Muskโ€™s new feature was turned off INCREDIBLY quickly once those right wing fascists realized people could see how the sausage was made.

22.11.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Muskโ€™s new feature was turned off INCREDIBLY quickly once those right wing fascists realized people could see how the sausage was made.

22.11.2025 23:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We're going to build a city that everyone can afford โ€” and with about 40 days until I become the next mayor of the city, we're hard at work on the transition. (And if that's something you want to be a part of, visit our website!)

22.11.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6600    ๐Ÿ” 908    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 86    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

Putin called Elon.

22.11.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 103    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œYou remind me of a young Bill Clinton.โ€

22.11.2025 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Vance loooooves a Lazy Boy.

22.11.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BREAKING: AOC on MTG retiring:

"She's carefully timing her departure just 1-2 days after her pension kicks in and after making millions of dollars insider trading stocks for weapons manufacturers and others while in office."

22.11.2025 14:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14072    ๐Ÿ” 5257    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 740    ๐Ÿ“Œ 401
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The guy in charge of our nationโ€™s healthโ€ฆ

22.11.2025 14:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 482    ๐Ÿ” 131    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 246    ๐Ÿ“Œ 46

Noooo lolololol

22.11.2025 06:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks!

22.11.2025 13:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜น

22.11.2025 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank you!! Iโ€™m proud of that one, ๐Ÿคฃ

22.11.2025 06:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œYou remind me of a young Bill Clinton.โ€

22.11.2025 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 76    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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ICE is just a bunch of re-branded Brown Shirts.

21.11.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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๐Ÿ‘€

21.11.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3784    ๐Ÿ” 715    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 452    ๐Ÿ“Œ 124

Leopard meet face, etc etc

21.11.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tweet from โ€œCALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivismโ€ reads:
โ€œ๐Ÿšจ UN-F*CKING BELIEVABLE
At literally the SAME exact moment Donald Trump demands the death of SIX Democratic lawmakers โ€” JD Vance demands that he receive the Nobel Peace Prize.
You canโ€™t make this shit up.โ€
Below is an image of JD Vance sitting onstage at a Breitbart event, speaking and gesturing with his hands.

A tweet from โ€œCALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivismโ€ reads: โ€œ๐Ÿšจ UN-F*CKING BELIEVABLE At literally the SAME exact moment Donald Trump demands the death of SIX Democratic lawmakers โ€” JD Vance demands that he receive the Nobel Peace Prize. You canโ€™t make this shit up.โ€ Below is an image of JD Vance sitting onstage at a Breitbart event, speaking and gesturing with his hands.

Narrator: Heโ€™s not ever going to win the Nobel Peace Prize.

21.11.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2131    ๐Ÿ” 346    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 127    ๐Ÿ“Œ 25

If they did this to them; they WILL do it to you

21.11.2025 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ICE is just a bunch of re-branded Brown Shirts.

21.11.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Found one thatโ€™s uncircumcised.

08.03.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Who needs air traffic controllers when youโ€™ve got ties?

21.11.2025 00:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You don't vote for the rich; you eat them.

20.11.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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US troops storm Mexican beach in dramatic invasion Six signs saying 'warning: restricted area' were plunged into the sand at a beach in Northeast Mexico called Playa Bagdad.

Phew! With all the Trans soldiers, fatties, and beardos gone, the US Army can finally show off how utterly superior it is with a racist alcoholic in charge. Murica!!!

20.11.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items โ€œpotentially divisive.โ€

The US Coast Guard, part of the Department of Homeland Security, will no longer classify the swastika as a symbol of "hate."

But antifa - who, again for the morons in the back, are anti-fascist - are classed as a terrorist organization.

How are you Jewish MAGA voters feeling now?

20.11.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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US troops storm Mexican beach in dramatic invasion Six signs saying 'warning: restricted area' were plunged into the sand at a beach in Northeast Mexico called Playa Bagdad.

Phew! With all the Trans soldiers, fatties, and beardos gone, the US Army can finally show off how utterly superior it is with a racist alcoholic in charge. Murica!!!

20.11.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was the answer "yes"?

20.11.2025 20:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses as hate symbols The military service, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, has drafted a new policy that classifies such items โ€œpotentially divisive.โ€

The US Coast Guard, part of the Department of Homeland Security, will no longer classify the swastika as a symbol of "hate."

But antifa - who, again for the morons in the back, are anti-fascist - are classed as a terrorist organization.

How are you Jewish MAGA voters feeling now?

20.11.2025 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Quiet, piggy.

20.11.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You don't vote for the rich; you eat them.

20.11.2025 15:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Past is prologue.

In 1933, during the Great Depression, a group of wealthy businessmen tried to overthrow the US government and install a fascist dictator to protect their own interests.

And everything that led to it feels way too familiar right now.

This is not a history lesson, itโ€™s a warning.

20.11.2025 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2839    ๐Ÿ” 1495    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110    ๐Ÿ“Œ 125

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