🪱💀mindy💀🪱 [exorcism bondage era]

cuuuuute

I’m a fat asshole who loves lasagna, too. What makes Garfield so special

can i get in on that action too

well! someone decided to run a red light and ruin my fucking sweet lovely car that I've been driving since i was a 17 year old kid and I'm pretty sure she's not salvageable and I'm heartbroken and furious and i keep bursting into tears with grief! over a CAR lmao. goddamn I'm sad.

skeeting about yourself again queen

you already told me this

i am so so so tired of this shit. every time someone i follow posts that kind of shit it makes me want to cry. cool to know how all of these people who consider themselves super empathetic, good, kind-hearted leftists secretly feel about people who look like me!

yes queen, mock him for his weight instead of one of the millions of actual things that make him a terrible person! love seeing people call this behavior 'genius' and praise her for it! very progressive! great stuff!

you never even agree to not die when i tell you to not die

uhh i just heated up a can of (very unexpired) potato soup and it was bubbling really weirdly on the stove and when i tasted it it tasted like pure vinegar and the internet is implying things like botulism am i about to die? nervous laughter

honeysuckle by bar fridman-tell

now reading

For ppl who aren't aware:
Old temperate forests are insanely rare nowadays and extremely important ecosystems lost forever once cut.
They're not just "old trees" but intricate networks of trees, fungi and all kinds of living creatures.
You CANNOT replant this!! Once it's gone it's lost FOREVER!!!

oh fine then don't

pull someone else's hair 😎

omg hi

dumpling daughter spicy sweet soy sauce

can anyone rec a dupe for this? it's sooo good but it's impossible to find locally and it is also expensive

a white girl with glasses and purple hair

proof of life

this was so fucking stupid I'm actually furious

there's lowkey nothing more beautiful than you and your best friend sending each other the same exact stupid joke at the same exact time🥲

a passage from a book with some bullshit about humans not being able to hear the noises bats make

this feels like a bizarrely bold thing to make up even for a fictional novel?!?

ppl STILL using substack: truly what the fuck? get your shit together

Congratulations Substack on your new partnership with Polymarket!

And to those publishing on Substack, is this really the tool you want from the folks who take part of your revenue?

oh i can't settle on a favorite anything

the fact that people can simply answer this question is unfathomable to me

coworker just got a call from her 53 year old daughter who is in the ER for something & listening to the way she talked to her & hearing her say how hard it is when your babies are crying & you can't be there just flung me into grief about how my own mom is fully NOT nurturing in that way

thinking about the time a guy and i were doing dirty texting (that he initiated!) and the entire time he just kept "no, but"-ing instead of "yes, and" -ing me

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hi

www.patreon.com/c/interroban...

am i being stupid or does "subsequently" have no business being in this sentence? bc subsequently to WHAT??