Mini Viking

Thank you for the raid

So I’ve treated myself to my all time favourite lightsaber.

To quote general grievous
“It will be a fine addition to my collection”

Oh nooo

@worldsurfleague.bsky.social and playing tiny glade I’m in ultimate chill mode after work

a man in a suit and tie is holding an ice cream cone with whipped cream and the words bing chilling above him ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding an ice cream cone with whipped cream and the words bing chilling above him

Guess what I’m doing

Nah it’s Dave from accounting

I agree

Just had an epiphany

Darts is a “sport” where you go to the venue to do maths and take drugs (alcohol) to get worse at the sport

@leveluplight.bsky.social been following you on the tic of tocks for what seems like ages and would like to say your videos/clips what ever the kids call it these days. Bring a smile to my face

From a very happy Englishman

P.s keep up the good work

Was a lovely catch up

I’ve had to make a complaint to my local doctors surgery about a wrong diagnosis. Apparently I had athletes foot but I can’t play football (p.s I know this is a crap joke)

Is it just me that sits in hospital waiting rooms trying to work out why people are in hospital for. (Like you make up possible cases)

What’s the difference between a basin and a bison.

You can’t wash your hands in a bison.

Comic of a shark telling you their new years resolution Mako is the name of the shark. "Hello Mako!" "What is your goal this year? "Mako: I want to eat" "Healthier?" "Mako: No"

New years resolution 🦈

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If anyone needs me I’m in my mother truckin blanket fort. P.s no your not coming in unless you have Ben&Jerry’s or can match the amount of fucks I give at the moment.