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Dathan?

@existingasdathan.bsky.social

I'm just 148 pencils in a taco shell trying to make a living

23 Followers  |  25 Following  |  109 Posts  |  Joined: 22.01.2025
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Bonus points if it's something completely unrelated to their job

14.07.2025 06:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

She's all but booked the flight at this point.
She got time off work.
She's got dates picked out.

Still might ask the other girl for her number strictly out of confusion at this point

10.07.2025 04:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's hard to beat the weird kid allegations when someone tells the whole class that you said you wanted to eat their asshole.

I don't remember doing it, but it sounds like something I would do.

10.07.2025 04:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nothing changes if nothing changes

10.07.2025 03:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

bed skirts are the bane of my existence

10.07.2025 02:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I told a friend about how I'm too scared to ask for this other girls number. She promptly told me to not ask for her number and started looking at flights to come visit me

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!

07.07.2025 17:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

chat how does one ask girl for phone number OR give human girl my number?

none brain cylinders are firing

hallp

04.07.2025 06:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you for using your one-time promotional discount of 90% off a bathroom visit!

Remember: your next visit will return to full value!

03.07.2025 21:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't mean to body shame, but my knuckles are phat

03.07.2025 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I forgot my almonds

03.07.2025 21:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aww babe, who hurt you?
Was it me?

Are you mad?

03.07.2025 06:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

patri-autism

02.07.2025 05:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chat let's get this guy to 1K!!

01.07.2025 16:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got to work early because there were supposed to be breakfast sandwiches.
The breakfast sandwiches are late for work.
How can this be?

01.07.2025 16:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

your honor, player.noclip 1

28.06.2025 05:29 — 👍 23    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

If I have to Live Laugh Love any longer than necessary I'm going to Live Laugh 9/11

28.06.2025 05:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chat I can't pull my pants up because I'm standing on them send help

28.06.2025 05:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If God came down to earth right now and we all got to verify that She's a woman, would you smash?

28.06.2025 05:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm out of almonds. I may be stoppable today.

27.06.2025 17:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hoy bro, will you feel my mouth and make sure it feels normal? It's felt like this my whole life and now I'm having doubts.

27.06.2025 16:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

idk. I think my mouth feels pretty normal.

27.06.2025 16:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I meant to go to bed at 11 but instead I stayed up until 11:03 because I forgot I made cookies

27.06.2025 06:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

0 to 0 in immediately

27.06.2025 03:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I eat so many almonds while I'm at work. I'm so fucking unstoppable.

27.06.2025 03:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

excuse me while I cry in the shower

22.06.2025 05:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

piss

20.06.2025 04:07 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I really do keep my phone real close to me so I can constantly see who's not texting me

18.06.2025 17:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This still stands

15.06.2025 15:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cybertruck with a trans flag sticker on the back on my route today 🙄🙄

Don't pretend like you're an ally. Military camo will make you blend in better.

12.06.2025 21:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you ever have a crush on someone, kill them.
Feelings are stupid and we don't have to put up with them anymore if we don't want to.

24.01.2025 02:45 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0