Bonus points if it's something completely unrelated to their job
14.07.2025 06:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bonus points if it's something completely unrelated to their job
14.07.2025 06:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
She's all but booked the flight at this point.
She got time off work.
She's got dates picked out.
Still might ask the other girl for her number strictly out of confusion at this point
It's hard to beat the weird kid allegations when someone tells the whole class that you said you wanted to eat their asshole.
I don't remember doing it, but it sounds like something I would do.
Nothing changes if nothing changes
10.07.2025 03:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0bed skirts are the bane of my existence
10.07.2025 02:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I told a friend about how I'm too scared to ask for this other girls number. She promptly told me to not ask for her number and started looking at flights to come visit me
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!
chat how does one ask girl for phone number OR give human girl my number?
none brain cylinders are firing
hallp
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I don't mean to body shame, but my knuckles are phat
03.07.2025 21:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I forgot my almonds
03.07.2025 21:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Aww babe, who hurt you?
Was it me?
Are you mad?
patri-autism
02.07.2025 05:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chat let's get this guy to 1K!!
01.07.2025 16:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I got to work early because there were supposed to be breakfast sandwiches.
The breakfast sandwiches are late for work.
How can this be?
your honor, player.noclip 1
28.06.2025 05:29 — 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0If I have to Live Laugh Love any longer than necessary I'm going to Live Laugh 9/11
28.06.2025 05:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Chat I can't pull my pants up because I'm standing on them send help
28.06.2025 05:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If God came down to earth right now and we all got to verify that She's a woman, would you smash?
28.06.2025 05:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm out of almonds. I may be stoppable today.
27.06.2025 17:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hoy bro, will you feel my mouth and make sure it feels normal? It's felt like this my whole life and now I'm having doubts.
27.06.2025 16:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0idk. I think my mouth feels pretty normal.
27.06.2025 16:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I meant to go to bed at 11 but instead I stayed up until 11:03 because I forgot I made cookies
27.06.2025 06:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 00 to 0 in immediately
27.06.2025 03:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I eat so many almonds while I'm at work. I'm so fucking unstoppable.
27.06.2025 03:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1excuse me while I cry in the shower
22.06.2025 05:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0piss
20.06.2025 04:07 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I really do keep my phone real close to me so I can constantly see who's not texting me
18.06.2025 17:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This still stands
15.06.2025 15:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Cybertruck with a trans flag sticker on the back on my route today 🙄🙄
Don't pretend like you're an ally. Military camo will make you blend in better.
If you ever have a crush on someone, kill them.
Feelings are stupid and we don't have to put up with them anymore if we don't want to.