Iain Hendry

Piper, an old terrier mix who’s had enough of this shit

may I offer my overbothered dog

I will continue to practice… she won’t give me any other choice

a pretty bad drawing of the cat bus on a magnetic sketch board

an even worse picture of the cat bus on a magnetic sketch board

Our kid is kinda obsessed with My Neighbor Totoro right now and keeps demanding that I draw the catbus on her magnetic sketch board. Then she erases it and asks me to draw it again. It gets worse each time.

and every other predator movie is much, much worse

coming very late to Black Country, New Road and now I'm looking for more artists in the Jeff Mangum club: people who made an album too hard, broke their brain, and retired from music forever

Maybe entertainment hasn’t changed as much as we think

An article about the British Chancellor planning to introduce a “Milkshake Tax”

A chart showing the UK Government’s 11% approval rating

yeah… yeah

fourth quarter cowboys-eagles

shoulda stayed asleep

that’s da eagles baby

waking up from an illness nap to the most concerning 21-7 game

Ryan Lizzo's part two on Telos, but changed so it says: She did it again. It was four years later. Another presidential campaign. Another book project. Another candidate whom she had profiled. Another note—a poem, according to Olivia—though this time from the candidate to her. “My love for you is like for truck,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services, had written to my then-fiancé. “Berserker.” He continued, “Would you like to making fuck? Berserker. My love for you is like a rock, Berserker. Would you like to smoke some pot? Berserker. My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker. Would you like to suck my cock? Berserker. Would you like some making fuck? Berserker.”

Wow, what a crazy poem.

I’m sorry to say that this is the path to Molyneux Madness

this is very funny 👍

Congrats on the big one five! The dix-cinq! The decade and a half! The baker's super dozen! The thirty chopped! Th-

I'm obsessed with "I have to be honest with you, I have focused very little on resolutions"

An old friend once told me a story about a time a tech founder type was trying to woo him to join his next startup. With wild eyes, he emphasized that his idea “didn’t break Man’s laws OR God’s laws.”

I think about that a lot and “gambling, in an educational way that’s legal” is a new take on it

this goes hard if you play magic the gathering, like avatar, and enjoyed the extremely short lived dance rock craze from the turn of the millennium

mtg card from the avatar set titled Cave Of Two Lovers

(The Rapture voice) CAVE OF… TWO LOVERS

Honestly the garage was falling apart, better to start over. Also I have no idea who Lisa is

Voicemail transcript: "Hey, it's Lisa from Altadena garage doors just a friendly reminder that it is time for your yearly garage door maintenance this week just to make sure you will avoid future problems. Please send us a text or call us…”

Hey Lisa I appreciate the friendly reminder. Is it still important to schedule the yearly garage door maintenance if the garage burned to the ground. Maybe I could get a discount or something? Alright let me know thanks

Finally got around to buying this, Pat's first book pushed me through my first 50 consecutive ranked losses in SFV and look at me now, ten years later - I've lost, like, way more than that

I had a friend who would rant every couple weeks that “you play as a scientist? Like a lab coat guy? That’s fucking stupid”

Open Road Song by Eve6

which one of these had OJ The Alien ft. Dr Dazzle on it

@devongiehl.bsky.social If we have a second kid can we name them Kairi Bazinga

I lived in SC back then, the final line was a real “somehow Palpatine returned” moment for me

it took until the word “elven” for me to realize this post is about the video game world of warcraft

i promise, if you love mess it’s worth it to get to the final line of this