Iain Hendry

Great… the inventory is woke

FUCK I shoulda added a party hat to the reflection

"Why haven't fighting games died yet?"

I wrote about the unique strengths of the fighting game genre that have allowed fighting games to survive multiple generations of evolution intact, and why you didn't fall in love with a product. Warning: This is a long one.

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the only mistake he's EVER made?

It’s sounding like Dallas will be moving on next season and I never got Da Goed to happen. RIP

I don't remember this guy from the movie

VR Resident Evil does feel like a funny prank on all the people who ever said "these tank controls are really frustrating, every time a zombie shows up I react really slowly and clumsily"

most realistic resident evil story

Congrats to Michael B. Jordan on the win. But I'm sad to see Michael B. Jordan lose out, he was also great in that movie

ai is a rhetorical technology.

when it produces a list of permissible targets, its value is not producing targets but producing permission

I’m obsessed with the idea of a version of Death Note where Light had a coherent murder plan

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

Marathon, Reprise I’d been feeling all kinds of uneasy ahead of the currently-ongoing Stress Test for Marathon (2026), in that I had such a potently bad experience last couple...

I wrote about Marathon (2026) again, trying to figure out why it pushed me to tears.

blog.aurahack.ca/marathon-rep...

last time I had a really stressful family health emergency, I did a fresh playthrough of Dark Souls 3 to chill out

i've always loved this perfectly rancid theme. just the most stinky aura that's ever come off a piece of music. the composer should've been able to retire off this

It is a shame that Mamet mostly says stupid shit these days

some days I feel like 90% of video game dialogue is characters sharing information

dammit you beat me by seconds

Hey Carlos! Yeah it’s your cousin, Greg. Greg Santana?

I have literally no patience for anyone saying that trans Kansans "just" have to go to the DMV and get a new license. There was no time given for that. There was no process in place for that. There were letters sent out to some people whose licenses were invalidated, but not all.

You already won, but I'll take another gimme and name any of the showrunners of Home Improvement

Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number hands-on Warning: due to the content of Hotline Miami 2, this preview includes discussion of sexual violence.Last year, a top-down melee-machine of a game was released: it was neon, vibrating and crushingly vi...

have any of you read this

I still think about it all the time

It’s been long enough that so many people haven’t read what I consider foundational pieces of games criticism

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you can't post a quote like this on bluesky, cmon. not everyone has updated their He's Making A Joke labeler

worse, we're gonna have a president who never stepped foot in one but thinks they "sound cool" and "don't know why they got rid of them"

in america, normal people lose their jobs because their boss found them annoying one day

but it's the left that needs to be more "culturally normal"

surely we're capable of some fucked up dragonfruit breeding and engineering to make a varietal that lives up to the hype

chef's meant to try and fish those out first!!

me watching any judge scored event in the winter olympics: holy shit that was incredible. god never intended humans to display this kind of beauty

the commentators: mmmmmm he can't be happy with that performance

me: well that was stupid dogshit. imagine doing that on the ice. embarrassing