I once fell asleep in an appliance store
You'd think sleeping on a stove would be uncomfortable, but I felt right at home on the range
10.03.2026 00:14 —
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I feel this need that I must consume everything I come in contact with
I'm on that HRT that turns you into a gelatinous cube
09.03.2026 20:34 —
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call me elvis presley the way I'm always choking on meat in the toilets
09.03.2026 20:19 —
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PLEASE HELP OUT ROBIN!
09.03.2026 18:43 —
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Times Square got
its name because
the location intersects
with four different
time zones.
That makes sense.
09.03.2026 14:33 —
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close up of a promo sticker on some box art, which reads "PUNCH my tummy, to turn me on!"
:)
09.03.2026 10:28 —
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Brunette trans woman wearing a ditto tee shirt lying in bed
Exhausted woman is ready for bed
09.03.2026 02:55 —
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I wish Brain Implosion Energy was real
09.03.2026 02:51 —
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Went on a road trip with my bestie today. We were so wiped after. Her ex talked non stop for like 2 hours. We tried to leave an hour in and it took us that much longer to actually get out of there.
We did have a little picnic after, but we just collapsed when we got home
09.03.2026 02:47 —
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A raccoon in bed under the covers, with a smart phone with the caption
"Me, scrolling past all the doom to watch videos of hot trans girl baddies"
You do what you gotta do in order to survive the horrors.
09.03.2026 00:22 —
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Happy International Women's Day
Gosh, I love women so much I became one
08.03.2026 14:07 —
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Feminized my first and middle name, and flipped them around.
Simple as
08.03.2026 14:04 —
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08.03.2026 14:02 —
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Mornin' :3
08.03.2026 13:57 —
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good morning to Chaka Khan specifically iykyk
08.03.2026 13:54 —
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name a rage against the machine song that aged poorly. oops you cant!!
08.03.2026 02:26 —
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A variety of fantasy dildos by Creature Cocks and Alien Nation
Hear me out...
08.03.2026 00:46 —
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I would have so many dead bodies blocking the entrance
08.03.2026 00:43 —
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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
It's #SexToySaturday again!
Got any toy or sexual wellness questions? Give me a shout!
ngl.link/jaqalope
07.03.2026 18:30 —
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Blue Grass, opinion rejected
07.03.2026 21:58 —
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my chemical situationship
07.03.2026 21:18 —
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Petition e-7195 - Petitions
To my Canadian friends, an acquaintance started a petition to allow US transgender citizens to claim refugee status here.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
If you’re Canadian please sign it.
If you’re not, please share ❤️
06.03.2026 17:49 —
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Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
It's #SexToySaturday again!
Got any toy or sexual wellness questions? Give me a shout!
ngl.link/jaqalope
07.03.2026 18:30 —
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Brunette trans woman wearing a black and white flannel jacket
Time to pull out the flannels!
07.03.2026 17:40 —
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mcdonaLd CEO attempts to eat new mc donald's Pussy in 4th promotional video this week
07.03.2026 16:53 —
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It's no fun, I needed to get custom orthotics and compression sleeves to get rid of mine
07.03.2026 16:51 —
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🎵I don't want be married,
At the bat sanctuary,
I don't want to lose my wife again🎶
07.03.2026 16:49 —
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