Lady Foxglove (Ivy)

This offer extends to everyone.

Okay well I’ll trade you the hug for free

Mismagius over Togekiss by a tiny tinyyyyy margin for me

Hi I need a gilded drake and will trade you $5, a jig, a hug, and an IOU for it.

Be honest, how bad to you wanna just get a finger in there and itch that motherfucker?

Hey…did you like this weeks Shuffle Up and Play episode and wanna hear more about it? Consider tuning in!

Also we talk about fan fiction or something…

WE ARE CLOSING IN PN 10K OVER ON INSTAGRAM!

WOAH BOI...

#imjustalilguy

I say this with all of the love in the world:
Of course there’s a spreadsheet 😂

I still run patriarch’s bidding in a lot of decks so I was STOKED to see Bloodline Bidding in the set.

This was in the staff bathroom at work and I’ve so many questions. Namely, how nasty is Jenny that Jesus himself is having to remind her to wash her hands?

No I’m Dr. Pepper but I understand the mix up.

I don’t know who Sgt Pepper is or what branch they’ve served under but they sound suspicious.

Any unexpected ones you’re finding spaces for in your lists?

Damnnnnnnnn 🔥🔥🔥

It's fine to ask questions and demand clarity in these situations. It really crosses a line when we are dragging someone who clearly is aligned with progressives values for not doing research on who was who at a draft night he was casually invited to. There are much bigger fish my friends. 3/3

Good but also dammit

Someone help my friend by purchasing some of this amazing work while also helping me by buying me the sexy bat 🖤🖤

HOW HAS THE SEXY BAT NOT BEEN CLAIMED YET.

Super close to being able to cover everything for Shoebox as Robot Niv has sold! If you are in the market for art, all prices are in the alt text and are negotiable.

DM to claim. Share if you are able please!

Before I saw that you shared it I scrolled past and went “oh hey that El” 💀

Y'all were made for eachother I stg

Oh you know my trifling ass is going to be popping up on a FEW

a woman with a tattoo on her face is behind bars and says `` i 'm bored . play with me . '' ALT: a woman with a tattoo on her face is behind bars and says `` i 'm bored . play with me . ''

bothering my friends like

I haven't played a game of commander in like a month and honestly that's just criminal.

Side note @budgetcommander.bsky.social do you still like fractured identity + nine lives nonsense? I go back and forth because on one hand it's so silly and I love it but god it seems so fickle but also losing to my own shit will forever seem hilarious.

I'm finally printing out a Zedruu list I've been working on and god I'm so damn excited.

I always come back to Faldorn as an off-color, off-theme commander that I'm still really interested in building. I've never fiddled with the play from exile stuff- and we know outside of Roxanne I never ever play Gruul. It might be my least played pair, actually.

What about you?

I wanna play Magic in whales. Like Pinocchio did I imagine.

Cooper stop vague posting about me

I’m over here just…deer. 😂