Emily

I need you all to know I made this cape with fabric scraps in 2020 when I was getting really bored and it is my husband's favorite Halloween costume to wear.

Caught a spontaneous brainworm yesterday that I need to jayvik that Yzma and Kronk gif for Halloween 🎃 #jaycetalis #viktorarcane #jayvik

But at least there's pumpkins? 🎃

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

Another beach animation i should’ve posted back in summer ⛱️ #jaycetalis #viktorarcane #jayvik

It's me, I'm Viktor. 👻 to 🦞in minutes 😂

Your poor planning does not constitute an emergency on my part.

The growth I have had in the 712 days since I turned 30 outweighs so much of my twenties when it was "too late" for everything.

Holy skirt, batman!

I like to do this...this is fun...this is fun and I like to do it...

Me too, ghosts, me too.

Free weekends. What's that like? 🫠

Well, at least the cat has figured out after we trim his nails, he gets a treat and runs right to the treat drawer.

being 31 means eating pizza and immediately chasing it with a tums

Some people are like a ray of sunshine but it’s that one ray that sneaks through the middle seam in your blackout curtains and hits you right in the eye at 6:30. That ray.

Idk what it says about 2025 that were all like “ooh look a heist, finally something whimsical” but it’s not good

Pharmacy worker: Thanks for your patience.

Me: It's not your fault health insurance is an absolute wreck in this country.

I strive to be this person in my job. Am I trying too hard? 😅

Hey October no rush but you’ve only got like (checks notes) 10 days left to fix me

About to start buying CDs and listening to a walkman 🙃

Come on, Samsung, I know it's October, but changing my channel from Bob Ross to paranormal true crime is just rude.

white house has joined bluesky
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Me: But what if I made a cute lil spiderweb shawl

My brain: oh my God you have enough going on right now 🤦🏻‍♀️

White cat laying on carpeted floor and holding his back foot with his front door to lick his back paw

My cat cleaning his foot to cleanse your feed just a smidge.

If the import sheet is broken, have you tried breaking it into more sheets?

Those of us who never did a semester abroad in school should be able to do it now. Like send me to some family in Greece for a while please

Peak millennial culture is putting the good china you inherited in the basement because you need room in the hutch you inherited for the good LEGO sets

If you're a man invited to a baby shower in 2025, just show up and eat your free dessert. You're whining about being important to someone and a free little treat.

More than once have I poured the water in the coffee maker and turned it on without adding the grounds 🙃 cruel injustice I must make coffee before coffee

Snapchat: You have a new friend suggestion!

I haven't added a friend to Snapchat in over a year. This is for me and my five friends to send pictures of our pets back and forth without blowing out our cloud photo storage.