MECO!

Leaving my shower on all day to increase the GDP 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Do you know how badly you have to fuck up to get people in AMERICA to organize a GENERAL STRIKE

New years resolution: stop being afraid of chromaticism

The ancient top right to get a little silly with it when the bottom wants to be super mega sexy serious

Can a man not have both

Has anyone coined the term "Kirkuationship" yet

The correct measure of a video game as an adult is making you want to kill yourself for the exact right amount of time before letting you win

One of the best parts about being a wife guy in a poly arrangement is getting to refer to my partners as "my better two-thirds" while slapping my knee hard enough to break the sound barrier

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Agreed but if we're expanding the tent here we can't forget about papaya

Dried Marf my beloved

Dried pineapple my beloved

Programmable LEDs were invented for one reason and I am going to corrupt that reason to be bisexual Christmas porch lights

Friend: Hey man that was a lot of shrooms, you good?

My brain to the aliens in the walls:

YouTube video by Kimer “RawCut” Lorens The Hobbit (2014) - Clash of Immortals [4K]

Sometimes when I'm on psychedelics and I'm having a spooky moment I think of the scene in The Hobbit where Galadriel banishes Sauron from Dol Guldur and it works 100% of the time

youtu.be/KnD_NkGTEXo?...

Kinda dysphoric to have to react with a thumbs up on teams instead of sending them a sticker of a shirtless buff hyena man saluting

is your burger still worth it

humanity really loves fermenting beans man

Hey guys this is my mycosona his name is Xylus he's a spring destroying angel do NOT draw him without express permission!!

Actually kind of relieved that the price of ram and gpus is skyrocketing because it means that one day I will be forced to get off my computer

entire economy riding on a guy willing to get a C- in composition II

"Shooting myself in the head so I can get out of writing a paper is inevitable" I scoff, as I voluntarily stick my head into the 500 billion dollar, smog-belching, shoot-yourself-in-the-head-so-you-can-get-out-of-writing-a-paper machine

I like how work laptops get uncomfortably cold if you leave them out. It symbolizes The Evil

RED: I feel my hole on fire
BLACK: My hole when he's not there

RED: The blood of angry twinks
BLACK: The dark age 30 passed

Brains just really love having holes in them

This would be more of a downside if more of them had survived

Worst part of Les Mis by far is how Eponine is a multifaceted redeemed spirit of a character and chud fuckboy Marius still goes for the empty set of tits at the end fuck you rich boy you should've been gunned down at the barricade

(Performatively and covertly signaling to potential vegan suitors that I am well adjusted and sane by mentioning that I take my b12 btw)

Taking my b12 supplement this morning and marvelling at the fact that life exists at all when if I as an organism don't happen to find this specific ass cobalt molecule my brain will decide to get a bunch of holes in it and die