MECO!

"Well, you see, it's a complicated situation. I think even this policy's greatest proponents should consider what's in their best interests before making any rash decisions that could backfire. 😏"

-Mayor Pete when asked whether he wants to suck or felch at the piss pig cumslut darkrave

sanitary wipes and rubbing down with very strong alcohol are your friend! (and putting down lots of stuff beforehand)

(it's a different method of tempering chocolate that has some advantages)

Beauty

Ok, but how about your head on my slab? 😏 💦

Thank you Marf the dog I knew you were a fellow Slabhead

So pumped that I have my Slab, and now I get to be the Guy with the Slab. I'm going to put it on my barq with "ask me about my slab." People will see me passing at cons and say "yeah that's MECO, he never stops talking about his Slab." And they'll be right.

Yeah, guess you'll have to come eat it instead little doe <3

Every day is just me waking up and wanting to be a dad more

Kitten scratched up the boots I just got like three days ago. I was mad for like two seconds before realizing that means I have a beautiful little creature in my house. I love him very much and now my edgy punk boots represent that and I think that's very neat

I am going to make so much chocolate on this bad bitch

On this site who doesn't tbh

Me: man I sure do love pissing
The Cat of Accompaniment:

Just handed my boyfriend a credit card to buy some new door handles for our lovely home, and the first thing he does is slide it down the back of my juicy ass

Engineer (derogatory)

hey haha neat tools dad I mean dude hey dad what if you resembled someone who's balls deep in me dad just a crazy idea haha no pressure dad ❤️❤️❤️

you know I stay strapped with that

Polycule group commission of my partners and I as the Willy Wonka grandparents in the giant bed

Breakfast with the wife @belltelfox.bsky.social ❤️ 💙

Had a dream that I was touring a Russian spacecraft facility. I was led by a short rotund man who walked me by a bunch of subscale models. Every time we would get to one I would ask about it, and he would respond in a thick accent "AH, yes, [spacecraft]. I HATE this one" to every single one of them

everyone should put more rusty ass fiddles in your games I want it I want it I want it

I would give an arm and a leg to know what kind of game Revenant Hill would have been and I'd pay 5,000 dollars for the soundtrack alone

Getting pictures from a woman of her naked body is like being defibrillated 100 times in one second

me playing armello

not now kitten the rot has taken hold

Israelis are failing to understand the Phantom Menace misdirection like quality of the new Superman where if you attempt to call out the ethnicity of the vague fictional people it actually makes you the racist one. Oldest trick in the book

"but what about the temperature" have you felt these hoes they might as well be a cool marble slab

Chocolate tempering demo at a con but I do it by tabling it on the flattest twink you've ever seen

It is too late. I have already depicted myself as the hopechad masculine idealist shining beacon of virtue Superman, and you as the malding twink nihilist techbro incel Lexoid