MECO!

Started carrying one of these around to take the edge off

not now hoe I'm playing bowmaster prelude

The taco bell drive through app (industry) and its consequences have been a disaster for the doggy race (me)

"I shouldn't stop using AI because corporations are going to blow up the planet anyway" is rick and morty levels of selfish "everything is chemicals" loser nihilism, and we should treat it as such when we encounter it

Accessing my genetic memory like assassin's creed in order to write more generic bisexual man indie rock

catching up!

If you have a soft hole and give off grungey vibes like you live in the woods: hello hey hi there <3

One time when I met this bottom on a con elevator and got him back to my room he nonchalantly cleaned out with a plastic water bottle that was lying around. It was embarrassingly hot

YouTube video by AZ Desert Critters Coyote pack of 6 hootin’ and hollerin’ in camera view

It all makes sense now

youtu.be/peK7167CsGU?...

Captain, on my home world of Vulcan we do not have the primitive earth devices knows as "condoms."

I've had enough. I'm going to the one online public square that hasn't yet been compromised by the "state" of Israel

When I was like six I had a crush on an Applebee's hostess and my grandma bought me roses to give to her so what I'm trying to say is that I was born and raised with the love of the game

My version of body dysmorphia is when Spotify adds suggested songs to my playlist and I have to painstakingly remove every single Radiohead song while knowing that something associated my taste with them

"My community is too cool they make beautiful art that is too hot and based and joyful my steak too juicy woe is me" do you know what people for 99% of the length of human history would give to be free of their bonds like this

not now hoe I'm listening to my favorite album 🔥

"HEY DID YOU SEE THAT NEW FURRY ALBUM HAS FAT BREEDABLE DEER ASS ON THE COVER?!"

I saw a movie last night and this was my immediate thought when it was over

100 billion dollars and Meta can't come close to the fires of creation produced by a child's mind, absolutely mogged

If you ever need more data points that AI is vapor, you can read this poem written by a six year old that has orders of magnitude more potent artistry than anything ever written by a language model:

I think one of the things bluesky furries got right was combining AD and SFW accounts, so now I can see a little more of who someone is in my feed (in addition to their ass)

No shade at all, get the bag, but I don't have much interest in scrolling what is essentially a continuous stream of porn site ads but with fursuits

At this point it's very difficult to find motivation to post my cock to twitter anymore. I'm here to see my friends fuck, and every other post on cock twitter is chudai normie baiting commercialized slop. If I wanted that I'd be on pornhub like everyone else

Apologies in advance to all of the hoes who, once I get my espresso machine fixed, are inevitably going to have to listen to me condescendingly talk about coffee for the next few months

Sorry I can't join the match right now my cat is aura farming

I do not want to BUY a PRODUCT for MARKETING myself, I want to commission ART from an ARTIST that I can BANTER with and ASK to make my KNOT bigger

Artists being a year late with your comms can get annoying, but you have to understand that the alternative that listening to these losers would lead to is a shopping cart experience to buy generic porn of your sona for the sole purpose of twitter clout. I would much rather have the former

Making my beautiful talented twink fix my discounted espresso machine so that I may be even more gay and annoying

When I'm an old man I'm gonna be reading it to you off my tablet with XL sized text while your balls are leashed to my boots

You ever see one of those republican gay face bottoms and you just know they grew up next to a chemical refinery