Weaz Wish You a Merry Christmas🎄

I still haven’t updated 😳

That’s gasworld, bebé

three posts: - gef the toking mongoose: "Dune 2 chicks at the same time" with diedrich bader in his role as Lawrence in Office Space (1999) altered to have blue eyes (eyes of ibad) - emceekayvee mentions/tags diedrich bader - diedrich bader: Thank you for bringing this to my attention

behold, the platonic ideal of social media

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Need gift ideas? This place has cute stuff www.superiordrygoods.shop I have no idea if their stuff will ship before Christmas but they’re worth a look. Non spon, I just really like their store

The pomegranate polar seltzer fucks

🗣️🗣️🗣️ tell ‘em Chen!!!!

I was going through old pictures and came across this video from February 2019, I don’t remember this at all

What on earth could you possibly be doing for this long in your yard in December, everything is dead homey!!!

Idk which one of my neighbors has been ceaselessly running a loud, droning piece of gasoline powered lawn equipment for the last two hours on December 12, but in the spirit of Christmas I am NOT wishing them a slow and painful death

How did I not know this?!

Fucking endometriosis, that’s it, that’s the post

In my defense it’s a very comfortable couch and the tv is in the living room, where the couch is

Now on this particular night I fell asleep on the couch but only till 1:42am. Unfortunately I fell asleep on the couch last night until 4am, goddammit @ me

🎶this year, to save me from tears, I’ll gas one to someone special🎶

“Get off my butt!” *Ford punch*

Face/Off but they switch butts

And $6 for the bouncing souls!

Ten bucks to see Dick Dale? What a bargain

A graphic reading “SOMEONE LEFT A LABUBU ON KARL MARX’S GRAVE”

(Ice T on SVU voice)

My least favorite thing about the streaming era is “watch this movie on your streaming network that you already pay for but only with a streaming network condiment (the condiment costs extra and/or requires your email address)”

Crouton time

All the reindeer to deal with plus the elves? But what if Santa had a parakeet

🎶ocean man🎶

Hell yeah brother, my fav and first Hiaasen

Amanda Seyfried To Star In ‘Skinny Dip’ As Carl Hiaasen Series Adaptation In The Works From Adam Horowitz, Edward Kitsis & Bill Lawrence Moves From HBO Max To Amazon The project, which comes from Adam Horowitz, Edward Kitsis & Bill Lawrence, was most recently in development at HBO Max.

in the near future 10-20 percent of all tv shows will be adaptations of novels by Carl Hiaasen and our society will be better for it

deadline.com/2025/12/aman...

Herbie, a handsome brown tabby cat, sitting on a dining room chair

Herbie is so handsome

My dad admonishing herbie for following him to every room. To herbie’s credit it is almost his dinner time

I know there is something fraught here but I can’t remember what it is and do I want to find out again???

Guess who’s riding the exercise bike and back on her bullshit