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Homer wearing his nacho sombrero while attending a football game with Ned Flanders

The only nacho helmet worth a damn

Choosing to believe the cool pajama set I bought and wore tonight is good luck for the Phils

Fuck Alan Dershowitz I hope that man never gets to eat another pierogi for the rest of his wretched life

I think about this a lot!

Me on the toilet

attending my first suburban wedding of the chapel roan era and can confirm that they go nuts for that shit

Gorgeous gorgeous girls have raging GERD right now

sorry to reply to this a million years later but this is some bullshit

the sushi guys at wegmans are SERIOUS

Me, a 40 something lady in I guess what could be considered a bikini. The pool is behind me

NBD again?! If u say so

A tray of steamed blue claws just fucked up with Old Bay seasoning

My mom’s zinnias, which went crazy this year

My mom’s hydrangeas, which also went crazy this year

More zinnias

Good Saturday imo

At the corner grocery & there’s a guy in the parking lot with his shirt off?

On my way to the Okyear Tires store, yall need anything?

just pulled an entire wheelbarrow full of japanese stiltgrass out of my little front yard flower garden, please clap

Daniel Radcliffe getting shredded for the Weird Al movie is one of the biggest flexes of all time, pun intended, makes Harry Potter look like even more of a little bitch

Mowing your lawn at 8:31pm on a Friday?! You better believe that’s a paddlin

Legit lol, Hank would NEVER! Dale, on the other hand,

mowing your lawn at 7:49pm on a friday? that's a paddlin

beef gives strength

me justifying a grudge

Bergo is gonna be so mad at me but I bought a new bathing suit and it’s a one piece

Overheard at the brewery from a lady who was clearly cutting through here in the middle of a workout while on the phone with her friend*snobby* “I like the ~other~ Wegmans up in Glen mills” oh ok Wilmington isn’t good enough for you 💅💅💅

My friend @mikalajamison.bsky.social who is never on here made this reel and I’ve watched it like 100 times in the last 24 hours, it’s so funny www.instagram.com/reel/DNEO7k-...

I bought this shirt from athleta in 2012, it is still in great shape, I wish more clothes lasted this long

Guess what

Allen
Iverson

it’s the freaking weeking baby!!

i am SO sorry to quote dunk but i checked the quotes and somehow no one made this joke?!

Just hiked the hill loop with Bep and a full backpack, & I carried him for about half the time because I didn’t want to bother with the stroller, I am stronk now

The nickname Great White Bear. Somehow he’s never been to the UK but he’s obsessed with British tv shows

I’m sure there’s stuff I’m missing but he’s the one with the cool travel history. Also we used to send him tastykakes when he was in Japan and he loved the vending machine canned coffee there

My dad has been on every continent besides Antarctica and more countries than I can count and here are his takeaways:
Hawaii, Australia, Singapore, & Hong Kong were his fave places he visited
He still talks about a sandwich he had in Marseilles back in the 70s
He lived in Japan for 2 years & earned