* hit a deer in their car. We lived on kind of a country road, paved, people zooming 55 mph and occasionally hitting deer right down the road from our house.
27.02.2026 21:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@deidzoeb.bsky.social
Crocheting a cute new world in the shawl of the old. Audio drama: THIS GUN IN MY HAND http://thisguninmyhand.blogspot.com π@deidzoeb@podvibes.co @evilbobdayjob on twitter
* hit a deer in their car. We lived on kind of a country road, paved, people zooming 55 mph and occasionally hitting deer right down the road from our house.
27.02.2026 21:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Technically I have eaten roadkill, but it was when my dad helped someone who hit a deer and asked if they didn't want the carcass. He was a deer hunter so knew how to clean it immediately, knew safe food handling. I just can't figure how he worked the conversation around to "you gonna eat that?"
27.02.2026 21:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Bringing back old school twitter on here by live tweeting my vasectomy.
27.02.2026 17:03 β π 81 π 4 π¬ 7 π 0Sebastian Gorka at the 2019 CPAC convention: βthey want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved.β
27.02.2026 19:35 β π 1556 π 463 π¬ 54 π 20Your bibleage may vary.
27.02.2026 21:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
as always, the way we do taxes is so fucking stupid
you know how much money I owe! just tell me instead of me having to guess about it! you'll yell at me if I'm wrong anyway!
Beef is any meat from cattle. Liver is an organ in many animals. "Liver instead of beef" is like saying "hearts instead of chicken."
Also RFK's incompetence has a direct body count.
Cover of The Lancet:
@thelancet.com
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Need more info. Was the drone autonomous or the laser? Or if it was humans involved, would autonomous weapons prevent this kind of friendly fire by humans? I don't trust AI to perform spellcheck let alone fire weapons.
27.02.2026 18:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I never thought this tech would be put to evil uses, just because it's named after a magical device from Lord of the Rings that was used only for evil.
27.02.2026 17:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"Fermented vegetables? Gross, I wouldn't want anything fermented."
So you're giving up beer, wine, chocolate, coffee, cheese? I didn't think so.
The pettiest passive-aggression.
27.02.2026 17:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Whenever there's an online form with an open comment field that's required but I have nothing further to say -- "What did you like? What did you not like? What else would you like to tell us?" -- I love to just enter a period. You require at least one character? Fine, here it is. I'm out.
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The Olympics of Suffering. Someone, somewhere has had a harder time than I have therefore I should not complain about what I've been through. Only that one person gets to complain, until the next person is found with even worse experiences, who will claim the right to complain.
27.02.2026 17:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He stepped out of a 1990s Western movie.
27.02.2026 17:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The kid was saying she's a Shaolin monk in training.
27.02.2026 16:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0youtu.be/PyM4uAJBujA?...
26.02.2026 21:39 β π 13199 π 3603 π¬ 186 π 130Both products of fermentation!
27.02.2026 16:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Can we just cut to the root of it and say *capitalists* cannot be trusted to prioritize the public's right to know over their own bottom lines? Are "mom and pop" small business exploiters trustworthy when public interest clashes with their personal interests?
27.02.2026 16:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I thought Disinformation was a cool bunch of subversives. Few days ago I picked up the book "Everything You Know is Wrong." In btw progressive pieces by Howard Zinn, Naomi Klein & Paul Krassner are anti-psychiatry cranks, essays in favor of monopolies & emphasizing female-on-male domestic violence.
27.02.2026 00:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adultsβRachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebeβliving in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
26.02.2026 23:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Why hasn't Emperor Palpatine released the unredacted Jedi Youngling massacre files? The Corellian Stock Exchange is over 40,000 and you have Palpatine Derangement Syndrome! Is Leia even your real daughter?
Make the Empire Great Again
#MEGA
Store them by preserving somehow? Pickled eels, candied eels, eel ala lutefisk?
26.02.2026 21:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Blogger/blogspot?
26.02.2026 21:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(I grabbed this pic off the web but I absolutely have this coloring book somewhere in my basement still, mostly uncolored.)
26.02.2026 21:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think it's probably bad that if you say that the Dem '28 nominee should be functionally different/better than a Republican, a bunch of people here will get really mad at you
26.02.2026 21:02 β π 226 π 39 π¬ 10 π 0Page from Planet of the Apes coloring book shows Taylor and Nova on horseback in front of the half-submerged Statue of Liberty beside the sea. Caption: In the distance, Taylor sees the Statue of Liberty half buried in the sand. He realizes that this strange planet is EARTH.
26.02.2026 21:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Dining alone. Going to the theater alone. Vacationing alone. Nothing wrong if that's how you prefer it. Needing to be around other people is a plot by Big Gregariousness.
26.02.2026 02:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"fuck this for a game of soldiers"
Is that whole phrase an idiom or did you eat lunch while wargaming? I will do my best to spread that idiom in the States. (No one listens to me. Your idiom is safe.)
The only winning move is not to use AI.
26.02.2026 02:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0