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husband father dumbass idiot dipshit Marxist-Leninist-Cryptozoologist he/him IQ of over 1 Million. once met a man from Nantucket. English/Deutsch/Svenska

158 Followers  |  146 Following  |  452 Posts  |  Joined: 27.08.2023
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You're blowing my mind right now. nice too that they aren't labeled

04.03.2026 16:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait what? What do you mean they do different things

04.03.2026 16:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

MLMLM

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You get kissed by one dude and then you have go out and kiss three more dudes

03.03.2026 18:16 — 👍 104    🔁 13    💬 7    📌 1

I am having the most dudes-be-shittin time at the office right now

03.03.2026 15:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is the way

03.03.2026 12:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like my uncs like I like my salads: chopped

03.03.2026 06:58 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What stage of capitalism is it whe your mom is sharing motivational press releases from "AI founders" in the family group chat?

03.03.2026 04:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You should consider it a personal failure as a parent if your kid joins the military.

01.03.2026 17:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All I'm saying is that you don't see a right wing griftosphere in China.

You also don't see insider-trading fueled warcrimes in China.

01.03.2026 17:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Say what you will about the Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution, but you gotta hand it to them

01.03.2026 17:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

01.03.2026 14:15 — 👍 11776    🔁 3826    💬 147    📌 177

Im at the "death to america"
Im at the "death to israel"
Im at the combination "death to America and israel"

01.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah, youre right. Sorry I was having an episode where I think extremely believable things are unbelievable

28.02.2026 05:23 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Almost hard to believe this is a real headline

28.02.2026 04:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

New business idea: a monthly subscription where we take all the things you love and ruin them with AI

26.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

On my way to experience a profound loss that will haunt me for the rest of my life, yall need anything?

26.02.2026 12:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are you telling me a pea nutted in this sauce?

25.02.2026 08:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shut up bitch

24.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People are saying there might be precedent?

24.02.2026 15:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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diegetic autocannibalism. we love to see it, don't we, folks?

22.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 830    🔁 227    💬 4    📌 5

I saw a flyer about a meetup for the Chopped Uncs Society.

It said you were the president?

21.02.2026 08:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
There are months where a couple video games come out, and there are weeks when a year's worth of video games come out. -Vladimir Lenin

There are months where a couple video games come out, and there are weeks when a year's worth of video games come out. -Vladimir Lenin

20.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 93    🔁 17    💬 0    📌 1

Can I eat dirt first?

19.02.2026 18:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Don't worry, they will do it anyway

18.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Will who?

16.02.2026 06:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.

14.02.2026 23:07 — 👍 5364    🔁 1446    💬 20    📌 6

The toilet seats are too damn high!

12.02.2026 12:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When she seizes your thoughts so hard you start to dry up

11.02.2026 20:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Seize my thoughts mommy

11.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0