Real Wife Haver verybadtakes

You should consider it a personal failure as a parent if your kid joins the military.

01.03.2026 17:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All I'm saying is that you don't see a right wing griftosphere in China.

You also don't see insider-trading fueled warcrimes in China.

01.03.2026 17:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Say what you will about the Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution, but you gotta hand it to them

01.03.2026 17:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

01.03.2026 14:15 — 👍 8197 🔁 2691 💬 102 📌 136

Im at the "death to america"
Im at the "death to israel"
Im at the combination "death to America and israel"

01.03.2026 16:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah, youre right. Sorry I was having an episode where I think extremely believable things are unbelievable

28.02.2026 05:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Almost hard to believe this is a real headline

28.02.2026 04:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

New business idea: a monthly subscription where we take all the things you love and ruin them with AI

26.02.2026 21:02 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

On my way to experience a profound loss that will haunt me for the rest of my life, yall need anything?

26.02.2026 12:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are you telling me a pea nutted in this sauce?

25.02.2026 08:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shut up bitch

24.02.2026 19:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People are saying there might be precedent?

24.02.2026 15:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

diegetic autocannibalism. we love to see it, don't we, folks?

22.02.2026 00:33 — 👍 829 🔁 226 💬 4 📌 5

I saw a flyer about a meetup for the Chopped Uncs Society.

It said you were the president?

21.02.2026 08:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There are months where a couple video games come out, and there are weeks when a year's worth of video games come out. -Vladimir Lenin

20.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 93 🔁 17 💬 0 📌 1

Can I eat dirt first?

19.02.2026 18:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don't worry, they will do it anyway

18.02.2026 20:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Will who?

16.02.2026 06:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

American Century of Humiliation is manifesting in ways I did not predict.

14.02.2026 23:07 — 👍 5362 🔁 1445 💬 20 📌 6

The toilet seats are too damn high!

12.02.2026 12:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When she seizes your thoughts so hard you start to dry up

11.02.2026 20:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seize my thoughts mommy

11.02.2026 20:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I do NOT want to listen to Germans of all people blab about democracy.

11.02.2026 18:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chat my wife called Mr Magoo this morning the way I was hunched over my computer. Am I cooked?

06.02.2026 15:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thus quafe Zarathustra

06.02.2026 09:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If youre christian, fuck you.

05.02.2026 17:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Leela from Futurama holding a valentine candy heart and smiling with a close up of it reading “I don’t care if it’s mostly pee.”

fellas, ladies, let her know for valentines

05.02.2026 17:19 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Definitely a "yes AND" situation

04.02.2026 16:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dreamed I had a banger skeet. Thank god it was just a dream

04.02.2026 05:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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