sadboy sipper

to be tbh I missed pokemon growing up so it holds no nostalgia for me now But. one time my high school assigned reading had a picture of a sign that said "POKEMAN TOYS IN KIDS MEAL" which I edited to say "ROKEMAN BOYS IN KIDS MEAT" and that. is actually the first thing I think of when I see pokemon

Black hat with baja blast text in Chinese and English that says "hello, I am fleeing the Faerghan century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?"

Sylvain

yes he is smart. no he does not talk like a fucking nerd. smacking my own internal voice down with a broom he would not describe something as "intriguing" twice in three paragraphs he would not say "not altogether such a terrible thing" stop it nerdass

my thing w writing cahara is that I do feel like I have a pretty good sense of what he's like, what he's thinking about, and how he'd react to most situations. but I don't Talk like him so I can get the substance down easily enough but it takes 4484353 more edits to make it sound like his voice

one day I'm finishing a cahara/celeste fic and then you'll see. you'll all see. something

word processor what do you mean you don't recognize "exsanguinated" as a word

Image of claymore sword inside prohibited circle. Text: Join the 3 day no Claymore challenge February 29, 30, 31

cat at the cafe... cat on a leash at the cafe...

seam rip the collar off your shirt and then turn the newly liberated collar into a choker. 2 stupid garments for the price of 1

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microscope fuckingaround time <3

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found a new gray hair today. exciting things happening in the closing years of my 20s

you're taking the thoughts right out of my head tbh. it sucks

when I was training at work my coworker kept calling the big jug of water we use for some of our tests (called a carboy, for reference) a "catboy" with seemingly no awareness that she was doing it. and anyway that is obviously lodged in my brain forever

THANKS it's been so long since I've worked on it I'm glad you still do lmaooooo

“I won’t do this for you every time,” said Linhardt as he let go of Byleth’s hand. “That was experimental magic. It should help you recover from the blood loss a little faster, since clearly you won’t stop giving it away.” Byleth studied his hand. It might have been his imagination, but the color under his skin looked a little better. “Thank you,” he muttered. “I’m sorry about…” Linhardt rolled his eyes. “Forget it. You’re going to ask me to keep working with you anyway, aren’t you?” “Yes.” There was no sense in pretending otherwise. “Fine,” Linhardt sighed. “After a nap.” “But—” He glared. “You two are exhausting me. And you still look terrible, so clearly you could use it too. Just leave me alone for a while. We’ll talk when I have the energy.” Without waiting for Byleth to respond, Linhardt took off for another door opposite the lab, then paused at the last moment and looked over his shoulder. “You can nap on one of the couches if you’d like.” He paused before addressing Dimitri. “…You too. If you sleep at all.” “I do not,” said Dimitri. “Do… whatever you do, then. As long as it’s not…” He shuddered. Dimitri nodded solemnly, still working his jaw to clean the blood from his teeth. “I will try.” Linhardt made a face and shook his head. “And I will lock my door.” “That wouldn’t stop me,” said Dimitri with a dry, mirthless laugh. “Fantastic,” said Linhardt with equal enthusiasm. “Byleth?” “Don’t, Dimitri.” “I don’t mean to try.” Dimitri turned his head to the wall opposite, looking almost hurt. “Thank you, Byleth.” Linhardt sighed and left through the door. When he closed it behind him, Byleth heard multiple locks click into place.

wipwed hey does anyone remember that vampire fic I haven't updated in a year? Because I Do, Apparently,

tried to say "pathogenic" in a normal conversation about real life. said "pathologic." okay. okay whatever.

small cat who jumps up on my shoulder. WITH CLAWS

no really there is Nothing so shocking as finally managing to stop Saying stuff and instead of being batted into orbit for annoying crimes you get. a followup question

if you talk to me enough at some point you'll hit the button that makes me Explain To You, In Complete Detail, and I have limited control over what I am explaining and absolutely no ability to stop saying things unless you tell me unambiguously to Shut the Fuck Up. so I'm sorry for that I guess

I think I'll manage... just have to figure out how to make as much of it as possible work :')

I do but not enough :/ all my plans are in the first half of the year and new tentative things keep popping up... not a bad problem to have except that I am inevitably going to have to back out of Something I'd like to do

why does my pto have to be gradually accrued when my schedule is the same every week and we all know how much I'll have for the year... why must I suffer... I don't want to wait and take time in august for my plans in may... hell...

"I knew you'd like this horror movie because it's exactly what you're scared of and hate" is a level of being perceived that would be Mortifying coming from anyone I hadn't known my entire life

a row of power lines in a field

a trail in the woods at sunset

the sun shining through pine trees

a creek flowing through the woods into a pond

The Woods :)

by my logic buying pre-ripped jeans is poser behavior But ☝️ if you got them on clearance and you make the rips worse yourself it becomes okay

there's one song the band is working on that I'm not in at all and lately during practice I've been sitting in the corner quietly making the holes in my jeans worse while they run it

a plastic arm draped over cans and milk cartons in the fridge

a plastic leg sitting on the couch

another normal day in my fucking household I gues

Science Fair Test (AI) A survey to determine how well people are able to distinguish AI-generated text from human-written text.

If you have ~10 mins and want to help a cool kid with their science fair project, we'd be super grateful if you could take this test! You'll read several passages and try to determine if they're AI generated or not.
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If you don't have time, shares are appreciated too 💙

I 100% do not remember why we were enemies btw but we were. we used to duel in the band room with swords. there was lore. we still hang out on occasion

tumblr post by liquidstar reblogged by mcmissileproof (me): I kinda love tiktoks for like middle schoolers that are like "POV: You and your ENEMY are roommates" as if like an ENEMY is a normal thing to have for most people my tags: I had at least 3 enemies as a child tbh, but this is because there was and is something wrong with me, one of them is my friend tho

something fun about being online is that I can write these tags and later see a like pop up from the person I was referring to