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my two nigh-universal takes are
1) someone telling you about themself is usually honest. someone telling you about you is usually bullshitting
2) if they didn't address you and it doesn't apply to you, assume they didn't mean you
which feel too obvious for fucking no one to understand, and yet,

25.11.2025 17:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my whole life for people to realize a person talking about themself is not talking about you

25.11.2025 17:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A six-panel comic. In the first panel, a yellow warbler says "Hey so I'm going to go out on a limb here." In panels two through five, the warbler hops along a long branch against a blue sky with clouds. In panel 6, it stops at the end of the branch and sings.

A six-panel comic. In the first panel, a yellow warbler says "Hey so I'm going to go out on a limb here." In panels two through five, the warbler hops along a long branch against a blue sky with clouds. In panel 6, it stops at the end of the branch and sings.

As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.

25.11.2025 15:19 — 👍 1848    🔁 495    💬 21    📌 4
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Feels like posting inktober from years ago ✨
.

#fireemblemthreehouses #FE3H #fanart

25.11.2025 14:59 — 👍 38    🔁 25    💬 1    📌 0

jesus chrjst good morning everybody. dimitri

25.11.2025 11:12 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.

( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

23.11.2025 22:06 — 👍 9990    🔁 3570    💬 130    📌 67

you're playing correctly

25.11.2025 02:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Your GRANDCHILDREN are going to need GRANDCHILDREN lawyers.

25.11.2025 01:44 — 👍 44    🔁 22    💬 0    📌 0

sidi LOVES to jump onto my shoulder from the floor if I dare not to pick her up first

25.11.2025 01:38 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

children are in trouble. maybe people learning to deal with their own emotions before having kids is a solution.

25.11.2025 00:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

leonie/ingrid maybe?

24.11.2025 18:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

seven days of torture. seven days of pe nis

24.11.2025 16:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is terrible im (redacted).

24.11.2025 10:40 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

"do you believe in hollow earth theory because you like video games" "can I give you a baby alive doll full of deer piss" "I look at your eyes and I feel like I've taken a shower" "I think I was supposed to be a man but I'm glad I'm not because I'd be gay" always remembered <3

24.11.2025 12:55 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is the first job I've ever had where all my coworkers don't say unhinged shit to me every single day... I'd say I almost miss it but it's also the only job I've had where any mention of politics or current events doesn't make me want to walk into the woods and never return

24.11.2025 12:53 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

additional and more sincere shoutout to the guy who looked like he belonged in a 1920s jazz club and not a dating app in 2025. amazing vibes of that guy

24.11.2025 03:01 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

special shoutout to the guy who we're pretty sure was describing dragging you behind his motorcycle as a fun first date. "hee hawwww" as he put it

24.11.2025 02:37 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

my cousin showed us some of her hinge likes and I've noticed that a lot of dating app profiles are either
"something unique about me is: I like to hang out and have a good time"
or
"dating me is like: tbh I will kill you for real"

24.11.2025 02:36 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've listened to a lot of music but I still think maybe the most beautiful thing I've ever heard was a middle aged lady with a smoker's voice singing ccr have you ever seen the rain on the street in new orleans during a storm when I was 5. hard to beat really

24.11.2025 02:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUPPYDOG

24.11.2025 02:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Replaying 3hopes and I realized I never shared this here… Yuriashe lives on to me #fe3h

23.11.2025 02:31 — 👍 60    🔁 33    💬 1    📌 0

ok true there is an advantage to subtlety here. no that's just his in game portrait wdym

23.11.2025 16:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

on one hand it gets the point across as is. on the other hand yes make it comical

23.11.2025 16:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Bachelor: Any Saturday is followed by a Sunday.

Dialogue with ??? (an executor/death) from the Marble Nest

Bachelor: Any Saturday is followed by a Sunday. Dialogue with ??? (an executor/death) from the Marble Nest

23.11.2025 15:52 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 3

oh I fucked up

23.11.2025 09:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
two pencil drawings on a heavily marked wall: a spotted cat labeled "my son carson" and a black cat labeled "my daughter obsidian"

two pencil drawings on a heavily marked wall: a spotted cat labeled "my son carson" and a black cat labeled "my daughter obsidian"

did some graffiti :)

23.11.2025 06:28 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Screenshot of some mobile game I assume be a savage orc or a beauriful elf or a guy be anything do anyrhing

Screenshot of some mobile game I assume be a savage orc or a beauriful elf or a guy be anything do anyrhing

Transmasc paths of transition

16.09.2025 13:51 — 👍 431    🔁 140    💬 10    📌 0

twenty eight entire years old and not even planning on drinking and I still get the "crazy that I'm even old enough to be here" instinct walking into bars

23.11.2025 02:31 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thought I was some kind of smart guy

23.11.2025 01:01 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

explodes badly but in a charming and even masculine way

23.11.2025 00:01 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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